What makes you laugh?
Edit: Other than my mom and my fase, thanks much. Jerks.
Edit: Other than my mom and my fase, thanks much. Jerks.
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gangstaswan:
Then Mr. Breadwinner can pay for it all by himself!
Of course, all the while, you'll be sleeping in my fantastically awesome new bed, with 350 thread count sheets.
Of course, all the while, you'll be sleeping in my fantastically awesome new bed, with 350 thread count sheets.
jerawyn:
freeeaky, but cool. The red eyes are a nice touch! 
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kirin_ka:
I woke up and went back to sleep like a half an hour later.
jerawyn:
yeah. I hear ya. It seems like all the interesting stuff, i can't talk about either! 
You are not pretentious...not even!
You are not pretentious...not even!
Urge to kill: RISING
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unravled:
Yes! I told Randy while we were in Seattle that we should do something with you guys when we got back. August is just...ugh. When do you come back?
unravled:
Okay! We'll be in San Diego that weekend, though, so maybe the weekend of the 26th?
Slackersaurus
If procrastination were a paying job, I'd be rolling around in a pile of disgusting currency.
If procrastination were a paying job, I'd be rolling around in a pile of disgusting currency.
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gangstaswan:
Dude, I was so going to text message you "Stuffed French Toast" but I got busy at work. I missed hanging with you guys today.
Duck man ... bwaahaha
Duck man ... bwaahaha
sexybeast:
Thanks.
If procrastination were a paying job I think most of the people on SG would be rich.
If procrastination were a paying job I think most of the people on SG would be rich.
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ltrain:
Delete. Block. Banned. Denied. Holla.
theslant:
Cute plant.
I've wanted some kind of viney plant to have, but didn't want to deal with the.. well.. vines. I've tried a few bonsais, but they died pretty quickly. I need more forgiving plants.
I've wanted some kind of viney plant to have, but didn't want to deal with the.. well.. vines. I've tried a few bonsais, but they died pretty quickly. I need more forgiving plants.
If I'd known I was going to be this self-righteous, uppity, nitpicky tightwad that I am today, I might have done things differently back then.
LOL who am I kidding?
LOL who am I kidding?
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cheech:
You're a tightwad?
mistersatan:
Yeah, now I wanna fucking vomit.
I'm addicted to reading Overheard in the Office:
Coworker #1: She was such a bitch to me for no reason! I think I'm beginning to hate people.
Coworker #2: You used to like people before working here? That's so freakin' cute!
and
Woman on speaker system: I have a guy by the balls in the toy department that could use some assistance.
and my...
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cheech:
I hope nobody gets me by the balls in the toy aisle!
leroy_chihuahua:
*tailwags*
*licks*
*licks*
Yeah, you shook me all night long.
I have that stuck in my head. Just for measure, it's the Atom & His Package rendition rather than AC/DC.
Also, I think I must be the messiest person when it comes to trying to eat burritos. My desk would be covered in black beans and rice right now if it weren't for my paranoia making me carefully...
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I have that stuck in my head. Just for measure, it's the Atom & His Package rendition rather than AC/DC.
Also, I think I must be the messiest person when it comes to trying to eat burritos. My desk would be covered in black beans and rice right now if it weren't for my paranoia making me carefully...
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jerawyn:
Youre new pic is WAY cute! How was Nacho Libre?
antiprincess:
I kept meaning to congradulate you on the decrease in jean's size. Your compliment on my pic reminded me of that. Keep on keepin' on, sista! 
Burritos are the very bestest!!!! They've recently bypassed pizza in my #1 favorite food. When I lived in San Francisco, there was the very awesomest burrito place right behind my house. I am still diligently searching for burritos to rival those.
Keep on keepin' on, sista!
Burritos are the very bestest!!!! They've recently bypassed pizza in my #1 favorite food. When I lived in San Francisco, there was the very awesomest burrito place right behind my house. I am still diligently searching for burritos to rival those.
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obd:
that's on my list to watch, right after the world domino championship ... 
janet:
I love the hoola hoop pic! The Rock Paper Scissors championship thing is insanely lame! I saw the add last night and couldn't believe what I was seeing 
I wonder what prize the winner gets?
I wonder what prize the winner gets?
Look how adorable!!!
Your Krispy treats are TEH Bomb!!!