So, to summarize. I submitted Otorongo to iUniverse a month or so ago after paying them $1500 and now they're going to publish it!

But I got this 29 page editorial evaluation I have to deal with that had a bunch of criticisms and shit, although they also said a bunch of good things, so I'm going through and trying to fix up
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madmaxthehatter:
Excellent congratulations.
jimlinsa:
@JACINTO2:  I prefer to think of it as having a very vivid imagination!

My dick never felt this enormous before!

(Riane has grown to be enormous too. She almost blots out the sky. Even her tiny tits are the biggest boobs Jim has ever seen, and her belly button is the size of his head. Jim would probably be crushed beneath her if not for the monolith of his prong. Wings! She has wings opening above him!)

Riane...
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jacinto2:
That's WRITING, bro!!!!!!!!!!!!

But MUSHROOMS?!!

I took medicine this morning. Nice. Maitake mushrooms. Because I've been feeling slightly indisposed ever since I overdosed on a pot cookie a few nights ago.

I think I must have been feeling a little bit indisposed already. Otherwise I can't explain the really miserable pot experience that I had after eating that cookie. Nausea, you know, and burning in the
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lachinadelmal:
Beautifull!

Some serious developments over at iUniverse, the self-publishing outfit I've paid $1500 for the privilege of having my book published. It looks like it's actually going to happen! Much to my amazement they're cool with it! Close to 400 pages of one graphic sex encounter after the next, I didn't think any normal, conventional publisher would want to have anything to...
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I'm no longer deceiving myself with the idea that I'm talking to you, Jod; or to you, Linsa; or to you, Mindu; or to myself, Jim.

I mean, I'm definitely not talking to myself. If I am, why doesn't myself ever have anything to say back to me?

Okay, Jim, you're in the Dodge City jail here and you're...
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I have a picture of my dinner. Potato leek soup with Himalayan salt and polenta mushroom chia seed fritters with ketchup.

It was fun cooking the chia seeds in the two tablespoons of coconut oil. They were popping! And so was the polenta!

Well, I got some good news today! The content evaluator for iUniverse has passed my book. They didn't find it too hot to handle. I guess part of me is secretly disappointed. Having been writing for six (count 'em) decades without ever getting published I've come to nurture a love for the writer that nobody wants to read which has enabled me to...
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jacinto2:
Keep on bein' you, bro!

I've been seeing rainbows driving around lately. A good omen? Anyway, I heard from the "content evaluator" from iUniverse who's checking out my book. It has "an awful lot of sexual content," but their only concern so far is that none of it is real. As long as the sex is all imaginary it looks like they may be okay with it. I...
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Come on, Linsa, let's go suck Jod's dick.

(Trudi unleashes a parting barrage of slaps heightening the color of Mindu's tush.)

Okay, Trudi.

VYOOM! GUBA! VYOOMMMM! GORB!

Omigod, Jod's awake!

(Riane, into whose vag Jim has just begun loose fistedly inserting the tumescent flesh of his wistfulness, with poached egg on her chest wings out the door in an urgency that...
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