jeremyejones

A story from the past. My friend had a cat that she and her young brother both loved, but it was a lazy cat. Often their dad would come home from work and see the cat lying there lazily on the tiled kitchen floor and nudge it with his foot, "Lazy cat!" and the cat would lazilly ignore him and return to laziness.

One day,...
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E: i was watching sniffer dogs on tv, they were cute. sorry


Jeremy: sniffer dogs?


E: beagles
at airports


J: oh
they wanna use bees now, instead


Emma: they're adorable.
wait
bees??


J: yeah
bees have more sensitive smelling capabilities than dogs...


E: but beagles are more cuddly...


J: and the bees have a hive mind
so next time you're on a plane, they're gonna...
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I read it on the 'net, so that makes it true...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jeremy

" 1. Jeremy
A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".

'We had a child and it had a very large penis so we named it Jeremy.'



2. Jeremy
A type...
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I wanna buzz all my hair off, what do you think?

I've had the same haircut literally for 12 years, ever since I got out of Catholic School. And before that I had the chili bowl for the first 13 years of my life. I've always wanted to buzz all my hair off, but avoided it because I didn't know if I'd look like Nosferatu...
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Finally got a new phone. Now I need to restock my numbers! Booyah! 'Cause not all of them were transferrable, somehow. Anyway, write me back or leave me a note at

317-748-3619

So I can, y'know, keep in touch with my folks.

THAT MEANS YOU

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=burakubuu

So I've gotten a couple of my videos up, but it took forever to get them to a small enough size and lost a lot of quality in the process. And I can't upload any of my other ones because they're just too long... So, I'm working on it. BUT! Now all of you, my friends, can go on and rate my videos with...
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Why should you buy this?

<img src="http://punkghoul.tripod.com/olldad.jpg">

Because not only would you then have in your hands possibly the greatest album of the new millenium, you'd also be supporting the further exploits of Black Cat Rebellion and the future creation of the Even-More-Greatest Album ever made, which in turn would help bring about World Peace, and end to poverty, and get you that new job...
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Come join the movement! Support the cause of the Death Panda!

Tony Jaa is such a badass. He's the baddest of all asses in the realm of asses considered bad. Just check out these two clips for proof, but remember to watch them in this order...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBKke6WVqB4

And now, the real proof of his all-powerful ass kickery, a live performance that will shock you all:

http://www.tony-jaa.org/download/tonyjaa_iknewiloveyou_savage_garden.wmv

Mmm-hmm.

Once upon a time, I called Beardy up to go see a movie. We're both pretty solitary guys and we enjoy eachother's company since most people can't stand to go to the movies with us given our excessive ranting that almost always follows. So, anyway, I meet up with Beardy and we go find our seats. When we get inside, we discover that aside from...
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