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stop making love to zach... i heard the noises of him pounding you...

especially when made with alcohol... baileys irish cream, guiness... etc

i miss you <3

its hard for me to tell when you're being sarcastic.

Nostalgia sounds like sex with me.

Haha you are all the way over there.

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You haz a nakey.

No. I only just got it, haven't worn it out yet. A vintage suit. Blue. Very mod. Very tight.

That's what she said.

You you said you were wearing a condom.

sadly I think about this at least once a month...

but I'd call my ex and tell her "time's up, we could have settled down years ago and lead completely different happy lives but no you wanted more life experience and maturity so you broke up with me but kept me on the back burner just in case and called me every six months just to keep reminding us both so neither of us could ever move on and now you are out of luck cause you don't have a fallback guy any more" and then I would say goodbye.

I'd send you an MMS of my last meal

Your son added me on Facebook tonight Issue, smart cookie!

It was delicious.....and I am jealous of those temperatures....

Oh thanks, you too!

yeh, and situational

is so relative

which is really so nowhere



but 500 million elvis fans can't be wrong



killing is suspect

and a suspect is still presumed innocent