but I'd call my ex and tell her "time's up, we could have settled down years ago and lead completely different happy lives but no you wanted more life experience and maturity so you broke up with me but kept me on the back burner just in case and called me every six months just to keep reminding us both so neither of us could ever move on and now you are out of luck cause you don't have a fallback guy any more" and then I would say goodbye.
Your boyfriend is in jail too??? Or the not having enough hours in the day to get everything done and still get more than 3 hours sleep? The last 5 days have given me so much respect for you and single moms (especially single working moms) worldwide.
Last time I had sex was ... Christmas.
Except it was sort of a drunk failure, so I don't think it counts...
lake tahoe is awesome, it has snow, mountains reasonably hot ladies, cold weather, and besides i have been living here forever so its nice to go somewhere different