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So yesterday I completely blew off work....oops!

Ate dinner at Chipotle last night and both Matt and I got really fucking sick. Never go there unless you want to die a painful death, The whole Chipotle thing blew my dinking plans to shit because by the time we got to the bar I felt like an alien was going to burst out of my stomach...
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itsalivemedia:
You've gotten prettier as you have gotten older....did you know that?
consuela:
i looooooooooove plush!!
too bad tempe is annoying and so far away or i would go more often.
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Saturday and I gotta go to work.

But! Tonight, we drink!

EL SUICIDO LOCO
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consuela:
oh and neat new picture!
love
mothra:
it took about ten minutes for me to be over scottsdale... but about four hour to convince anyone to leave.
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San Jose: T-minus 12 days and counting!

Happy it's Friday, even if I do hafta come in and make up some hours tomorrow, at least none of these nasty bitches will be here biggrin

Tonight it's a BroBQ with one of Matt's friends. Saturday I hafta work for 5 and a half hours, but after that it's the last session at Vans, then off to the...
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junebug:
Damn I missed it wasnt Iggy onthere somewhere?
consuela:
wooo! here's a big fat YAY for fucking california!!!
my home.....
anyways. i'm now kinda glad i dont watch tv. haha.
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Who are those people that wake up everyday, take a nice big breath in, and hop right out of bed, eager to greet the new morning? Who are they and where can I find one to punch square in the throat?

Today sucks, as do most days. For starters, my bottle of hairspray just vanished into thin air, we have a bug problem at our...
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junebug:
When your done with that fucko I'll put my duff up his ass...The only time i wake up like that is the second day of vacation cuz the first day I'm hung over ..
ragtag:
wake up...try to take shower without getting kitty litter all over my footsies...feed cat....pet cat...get dressed and drive to work so that i can sit and listen to 5 gossipy women go over what kid was raped in the news today and how all the world is going to hell.
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puke

If anyone sees that truck who hit me, let me know.

....back to feeling icky.
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mothra:
I think that same truck will be hitting me right before my tattoo appointment tommorow.
tarbaby:
at least yours was just a truck. i think mine was a boeing 707. blackeyed
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Playing hookie today to spend the day with my baby on his birthday. Last night we went to the store and I told him I'd *make* him anything he wanted in the kitchen, and I *do* amything he wanted in the bedroom biggrin

So on the menu tonight is steak accompanied by shrimp kabobs with snap peas and dirty rice and an angel food/rainbow sherbet roll...
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ms:
Snaps peas, yummy!
tarbaby:
i'm so jealous. i want someone to cook for and sex up on their birthday tongue
you guys are too cute
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Mondays suck my ass.

Weekend was anything BUT relaxing blackeyed

Friday night was dinner with Matt's family for the grommet's birthday, then Saturday night was drunken hijinks with SGAZ and no sleep at all. Then Sunday was ten 9 year olds at MacDonald's for another birthday party for the little nug.

Some people's kids, man I tell ya.

Finally I got a little sleep last night...
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kingskottie:
i always wanted to name a boy Hank Aaron
lovelost:
how about TYRONE SHOES. ya or if its a girl TWANA-BELAIDBUTNOTBYYOU. hehe
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Today, SGAZ hits ROCK BOTTOM.

I can't fucking wait. I made a devil's food peanut butter cup cake. It's death by chocolate & peanut butter.

"I am just a cowboy, lonesome on the trail. The starry night, the campfire light.
The coyote call, and the howling winds wail, as I ride out to the old sundown"

Enter guitar & drums...

Win a prize if you...
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jaeiam:
I want some cake!
ms:
I have marked those ants for death. I curse them, their children, and their children's children.
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Friday, you're here at last!

Sorry if I don't post back to anyone, I'm taking a little break from SG.

But I won't forget the SGAZ event this Saturday!

kiss
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milena:
Sometimes breaks are VERY nice. Enjoy. smile
thrasher:
break smreak kiss
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No more girl group.

Turns out it's not as much fun as I thought it was.
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mothra:
girls suck, why did you need a group of them to let you know you weren't a typical catty girl...
aoife:
Should've known others would've beaten me to it.

If you ask me, that girl should be smacked for that comment. real simple. you don't want to hear about it, don't read about it.

I like what you've got to say, though, lady.
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Uugh.

The other day I forgot to say FUCK HOSPITALS.
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mcqueen:
yeah...and fuck christmas!
navin:
fuck hospitals? where do you "put it"?
tongue

i'm sorry kiddo, bullit mentioned you didn't get treated so well.. hope you're feeling better soon! smile
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So today's the little nug's 9th birthday. Yesterday I went out and bought her a little orange hamster and a ripping little happy trail cage for it. The damn thing is so fucking cute. She named it Sunny. Today I'm so damn tired, I stayed up late last night making cupcakes for her to take to school today. But it was all worth it.

Tonight...
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screamqueenpinup:
That's no woman... it's a demon! - hearts - SQP
ragtag:
the penis-put-in-her-snatchers should definitely be the ones responsible for her shit. but she should be there for her kid. that sucks....hope you like freaky friday i thought it was cute and funny.