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Well, my family isn't THAT bad.

It was in my last journal entry, and pretty everyone I had hoped would consider coming had already posted, so I figured it was time for an update.

Anaphora is basically (I hate defining things; I'm always afraid I'll be inaccurate) using the same word or phrase over and over for literary or rhythmic effect.

Jimmy John's and SG does sound like a v. good combo.

"see.. and the more weight you lose.. the more chances you will find some hot babe to impregnate with your first born son."


I don't think there was a big baby boom 9 months after Auschwitz was liberated....I'm just saying.... If you lost ten pounds then that just means your woman isn't cookin enough for you. Or you need to eat more than peas...


And to answer your questions...(Thanks for the unexpected compliment, by the way.)

1) Why do you need 21 ways to pretend not to be you?

I like to be here but not here....I like to maintain a relatively high level of anonymity seeing as how it's a porn site and all And I always try to remember that none of this is real...it's easy to get wrapped up in someone's personality here and think that something could be real. But it can't. It rarely is, at least.

2) What/where are you studying in our fine city?

Marketing and Advertising. I've been in school forever trying to figure out where I belong. I figured it out, but that's a whole other story. I wish I could get paid $75k a year to be an arts and crafts teacher. This is tHe closest compromise.

3) "Sticky as lips and licky as tricks": does this mean it's a gorgeous sight to see you eat in the middle of the night?

Yes counselor, that is correct.

4) What, pray tell, is the Truffle Shuffle??

Wouldn't you like to know! Well I suppose you would seeing as how you've already asked...it's from The Goonies. It's a dance that Mouth makes Chunk do.

If you really are a "sucker for needy selfcentered men with levels of self esteem bordering on delusional. I listen too much. That's the thing. I listen and they just never shut the fuck up," try dating a trial lawyer.

Uh, okay. all this time I thought Doctors and tattoo artists were the key target.... If I dated a lawyer I'd want to help too much. I'm sure that would piss him off. Then I'd solve his cases all Columbo style and never get the credit and I'd secretly resent him for it.....Nah, JUSTICE is credit enough.....cheese, anyone?








[Edited on Nov 28, 2004 4:08PM]

hope you made it okay...it took FOREVEr for my friends to get to ohio...happy thanksgiving!! get out when you can...

hehe, thanks for the calming comment earlier, it made the day quite a bit better!

yay! congradulations on your case!

i'm not old enough to buy myself products of that nature. Pretty disspointing, i wish somebody would though. I've been missing that feeling. Thanks for the comment btw.

Although Ogre and Cevin are creative geniuses, I don't really wanna sleep with either of them.
The stupid Seinfeld term papers are about the show's utter lack of morality, and I've been procrastinating on them, trying to think of what George Costanza would do to get out of it.
Thanks for the animal sacrifices. I'm not doing much besides spontaneously combusting some squirrels.

Curi.

i hope they let you out for xmas...

I think I'll manage on the platforms but I might let you know where I'm gonna be sometime anyway.

You just let me know when you wanna know.

(Did that even make sense?)

you are feeding my habit, thank you so much

You'd have to ask Alex about the "next ex-wife" list, 'cause apparently I'm on it. Now as for the "next ex-husband" list...hmm...I'll have to think about that.
Upsettingly Alex knows most of the people that are on the guilt-free sex list personally, therefore refuses to agree to it's terms.

Curi.

Way to go. All that working must have some benefits. How much does Bob Mould cost these days?

thanks for the comment...and i'd be flattered to be your therapist, although it does depend on what head you were referring to...

hiya.

i sent you a friend request because i read your post about needing a bottle of wine and heavy dose of the replacements after the election. that is exactly what i need.

i was supposed to be in minneapolis this weekend seeing paul westerberg 3x but the stars aligned to make sure it didn't happen.

anyway, good luck in philly.



[Edited on Nov 07, 2004 2:15PM]

Can't stand Courtney Love. Can't stand REM either. I suppose I'm of no help.
Had a friend who said the Pixies rocked, though.

Curi.