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I talked to my roommate about his girlfriend spending the night, it went quite well actually. He just didn't know it was a problem, and rightly so. Anyway, that's all resolved.

I still hate my professor, but I think that he realizes everyone's frustration with him. He's realized that we don't have time to do our third experiment, so we won't have to do that...
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I just got home from plasma lab. I really dislike that class. Actually, it's not the class, the class is fine, I learn stuff in it. I am able to figure out what does what. It's just the professor. When he comes in and interrupts the TA and takes over and tries to make things work, everything goes to shit. He keeps us from doing...
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gangstaswan:
Then tell your roommate she's can't stay... or be like Chckpotpie and I - have a limit. More than four nights a week she gets to chip in for rent and utilities.

Don't let one stupid professor ruin your day. Of course you have a future, you don't can't see it yet. Besides, you do have a girlfriend of your own - one who very much wants to see you succeed, never discredit or lose faith in that.
sanzio:
I hate people on a power trip. Your professor, so much like the dip-shit supervisors at my work, always try to control everything. The problem is, things go really well untill they come around. I know how you feel man.

As for your roomates girlfriend, try putting the moves on her, or......pay some straight guy a bunch of money, have HIM spend the night with you, have him moan, make wierd noises, fart, burp, throw warm yogurt on your roomate and his girl, break the mirror, shatter the window, throw the sheets, and tell him to call you big daddy!!!

And I'm sure after that, you'll be in a room all by your onezies!! biggrin

Or.......forget everything I just said
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Stolen:

Bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...

Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota...
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trilobyte:
Ha!

~Trilo~
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I'm so sick. I couldn't sleep. I'm tired. I want to rip my throat out....

<pout> feel sorry for me.
trilobyte:
Meh - you can probably hire someone to rip your throat out for you... that might be easier. Then just use one of those flexible hoses that come with vacuum cleaner attachments so that when you eat and drink the stuff gets where it needs to.

~Trilo~
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This is where the numbers shift with third on top.

Thank you.
gangstaswan:
My first bf was lazy and we used to make out a lot which mean I'd get stubble burn. It's a signal to me of making out a lot - something I really enjoy.

I also hope you finally figured out what shark is.
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I really can't win--that's my beef. If I say I don't want to have sex with you, then you'll berate me for not thinking you're good enough. However, if I say I do, then you'll feel betrayed and vulnerable. I can't win.

I messed up my arm pretty badly just now. I'm not bleeding (I don't know if that's a good or bad thing: I'm...
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raedyn:
just bone the bitch! slip her the 1,2,5. no one can mistake that
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I can't win, so I'm not going to try.

And as such, I cancelled my account today--it runs out in two and a half months.
gut666:
your giving up too easy man .
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So, I'm graduating in five short weeks. What do I have to show for this time? I really don't know. That kind of irks me. I'm also going to be leaving everything that I have here. It's a really bad feeling--I feel like I'm abandoning everything.

I really don't know what I'm going to do after this, I want to go to Boston, but have...
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I just (within the last week or so) realized why soda cans are shaped the way they are. Ever wonder why they're not flat on the bottom? I knew one of the reasons, because of the pressure. If the surface is curved, then it resists pressure better because it cannot be bent as easily. But! Think about it, if there was more surface area, then...
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Reverse racists.. pssh.

Going to a concert tonight, first in a while, so this ought to be fun. I'm just kind of bleagh right now, don't really have anything major going on up there...

Have fun this weekend y'all
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Cool, USAC elections turned out well--the good party won everything but two seats, and both of those are going into run off elections next week. Ha take that you pathway-blocking turds.
gangstaswan:
Just pray no one filed enough violations to get your candidates disqualified, such as a supercalifrigilisticexpialidouche bag who fucked us up. We still don't have a president!