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Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! We put our tree up and it's HUGE! I'm loving it. I'm crocheting a sweater for this winter weather and a lamby, and I'm gonna make a bunch of sambuka cookies. YAY CHRISTMAS!

If anyone wants to get people togther to buy me a mens medium hoodie, that would be better than getting jude law or keith urban under my tree. wink
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angelvanilla:
HEy are still comin to the Christmas Party? Have you found a ride? kiss
angelvanilla:
Just a reminder about the Christmas Vancouver Party on DEC.11 kiss
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The CITY OF DETROIT HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM:



NAME_________________

GANG NAME________________________________

1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to...
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johnnyfive:
oh snap! i know ya'll canadians aren't making fun of us 'mericans!!! mad

what's it all aboot?!? tongue

no seriously, this reminds me of that different strokes episode where arnold claims that the entrance exam to the all white prep school is bias towards different folks like him and willis. surreal
hellcatjustine:
holy shit, that brought back memories...

some friends and I did something similar back in high school.

How many partners does it take to make a click?

If Tyrone and Leshaun are walking to the crackhouse coming from different directions each doing different speeds, one wearing flip flops and the other wearing nikes, which one is Consheneka's baby daddy?


I think we might have some things in common....

Nice to meet you smile
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Just added guess & tommy jeans, ralph lauren tops, rockabilly broaches, a zippo, and some other goodies. All like new, all great Christmas ideas. kiss

Hellkitten's

For all my American friends celebrating Thanksgiving...

The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,...
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scattershot:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
jocelynn:
Yea, that last final push is when you find your brain going to mush and you manage to finish everything but you forget how.

And thank yee, I got 'em from Superstore. Yay cheap socks!
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One thing I can't stand is when my father refuses to help me clean up the kitchen. The fam and I are evening snackers and because of that the kitchen becomes a bit of a mess by 10pm. Although, Dad couldn't pick up a dish and put it in the dishwasher to save his life. Oh no, Dad, just leave it there ON THE COUNTER...
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shann71:
Yea it was super nice when we were there, it was dusk so not many screamin kiddies. Can't say there was a hell of a lot to do out there unless I missed something which is a possiblity. wink We hung out at the Air Fare Lounge..... my friend is sorta new to the area and that is the closest place to her.

I added your ebay store to my stores list too. smile
ginny:
Oh...I think I'm in love. love

My closet is even worse...I organize by colour AND shade.
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I more week and either my life changes drastically, or, well, it doesn't. The suspense is killing me, but not any more than the stresss I feel about end of semester projects and papers. All I have left is a paper and an oral presentation for Crim 129, a paper for Crim 103, and a paper for Eng 105. Then, of course, my exams. Can...
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oldevil:
Hows my girl from across river wink
shann71:
I just joined your health and fitness group and noticed you are in Abbotsford, I was just there last week visiting a friend. I was at Mill Creek (in your pix). Too much of a coincidance to not mention! wink
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Okay, lots of funnies....

1) Llama, llama, llama! Thanks starsharks +o)

2) A little school humor...
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus...
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oso:
biggrin


*sigh* though.
if someone thinks of me as a cartoon character, i was hoping for Milo Oblong. tongue
kaitee:
The llama song! Excellent smile I used live in some dorms that were in front of a llama farm wink
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My ears are burning tonight, who's talking about me?

Blah - I'mfairly bored this evening. I know I have a paper to write, but I'm just not in the mood right now. It's Friday night for God's sake.

Edited to add that I sat on the couch and watched tv most of the night. Just fleshed out a outline of my essay. Sounds like it's...
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evanx:
I was talking about you! tongue
oldevil:
Me to,stuff like, it58uye5jy8jy9er8tyj,druhguertheer bdrer rertertrt stwew45245898ufg. So you better do that essay and do it well biggrin
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deliverer:
Hey, I stumbled across your photos and I think you are really cute. I was stunned by the picture of your tattoo mowing a bit of your pubic hair. Great tattoo, great picture!!
Do you always keep trimmed in keeping with the tat?
bkwill:
Came to give you kisses kiss kiss kiss
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JB Benn can have me any time he wants biggrin

Mondo Magic
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scattershot:
hahahaha .... you sure did blush smile
oldevil:
Whats missing in this pic?. Hmmmmmm wink
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Oy... getting back in shape is tough. I'm always getting almost into shape and then stopping. Silly me.

I'm having a problem figuring out what to get my parents for Christmas. I know what I'd like to make their 'big' presents, but it's the little stuff I'm blanking out on. I know dad wants Hummer aftershave splash, so that's what I'm getting him (and am...
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proptron:
Mom gets clothes, dad gets music and then I get each of them something toy-like.

I doubt I'll make SG Vancouver. I'm having a bit of a green card problem right now and I'm afraid if I left the country, I could never come back...
26oo:
I am buying them some air...ssssh...it's a surprise.