hemightbegiant

Spent all night at work reading old blog entries on here. Man...I was one fucked up dude.
All I did was whine about being single and how hard life was blah blah blah.

I still bitch occasionally, but nothing like I used to.

-Me

What are your top 5 television moments?

Mine, in no order:






What are some of yours?

-Me

This one is for all the ladies out there.

Christine went on a bit of a rampage, and decided to change a lot of stuff in the apartment. All the changes were for the better. Metal cooking spoons instead of plastic, glass storage containers, reusable shopping bags...shit like that. Well, she also bought a Diva cup.

For those who don't know what it is, here...
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The two most useless employees at my job were let go!
Fucking awesome!

Hopefully I won't be fixing stupid avoidable mistakes like people checking guests out in the computer, but NOT the credit card machine...
you know, once the newbies are trained fully.

Newbie mistakes I let slide...for about 90 days. I fix them and tell people how to not make them again.
After that,...
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I have this thing with new coworkers where I never really like them until long after we have worked together (you know, IF I like them at all).
Well, I met my newest coworker today...and it was an instant click. Why?

Well, she said 3 words...

World of Warcraft.

Shields immediately down.

-Me

So the breeding of my ball pythons is pretty much wrapped up.
Now comes the waiting. I suppose this weekend I should get the second fan installed in my incubator and get it running to see if it keeps stable temps BEFORE eggs are laid.
Might not be a bad idea.

I'm really hoping for some good stuff this season.
If all goes well, I...
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Anyone know why I can't edit my favorite Suicide girls? I click edit, and it says to use the drop tab...but there is no drop tab.
Flash is up to date...

-Me

I just had the weirdest, but coolest dream. I was in "prison" for killing someone in a jealous rage or something, but the prison was actually just the playground of my elementary school.
I was hanging out with some other prisoners, one of which was this black dude who became my friend, and all of a sudden dinosaurs started popping up all over the place...
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I had a moment the other day that really made me stop and think about who I was and who I am becoming.

I went to the parking lot after work, and it had snowed that night. As I was cleaning my car off, a guest who had checked out came out to the parking lot. He apparently didn't have a snow brush. He just...
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I should be done being sick when I wake up tonight. The microbial invaders fought valiantly, but were destined to fall, as they always do, to my immune system.
May my white blood cells bask in the glory of their victory as the few remaining microbes pick up their dead and wounded allies, and flee my system, never to return.

-Me