hemightbegiant

It kind of bothers me how little shit my boss gave that I put in my two weeks.
Me...the guy who fixes her mistakes...along with everyone else's.
The guy who makes sure the place runs smoothly when she is on vacation every 3 weeks, or away at her other job for a month.

Eh. Fuck her.
I hope the place reverts to total chaos.

-Me

Who got the job with the CT DEP?

That's right...this mother fucker!

I am so fucking excited.
Not only am I getting out of that soul crushing shit hole of a hotel...I am getting an extra $1.00 per hour.
That's not a huge raise...but it's fucking awesome considering.

And...it's experience. That is key. And my foot in the door with the DEP (Well...it's the DEEP...
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Just ran the nightly audit at work...and we have a night that is close to what I make in a year (we had a $13,000 check, and another $5000 rent check from the restaurant.)
Makes me wonder why I can't get a fucking raise after 7 years of working here, but my boss can take a 2 week vacation overseas every 6 weeks...

Fucking bitch....
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So the interview went well in my opinion. I got them laughing a few times, and they actually got me talking about snakes for a few minutes.
The job is collecting deer heads from road kill deer and hunters, and removing the tonsils to sample for Chronic Wasting Disease...so they asked me if doing necropsies and working with dead things would bother me.
I told...
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Sometimes my life is a tragic comedy.

I ran a contest on my youtube channel. The prize was a male and female ball python (both normals. Just taking up space.)
I check on the snakes the day before they are to be shipped...and the male has escaped.
Find him...dead...because we have 5 cats.
So I message the girl and tell her...and she says she is...
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I has a Twitter.

Why?

Why not?

LukeEdwards81 on Twitter. Follow me and feel my wrath.

-Me

-Added-
So I have been thinking deeply about what I want to do with my snakes and breeding efforts. I am having a hard time selling 3 mid-grade morphs ($300-400)...how hard will it be to sell $1000+ morphs and combos?
Do I want to expand and possibly get...
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I had one of those moments today...you know...when someone is trying to argue something and you try to prove your point and knock it out of the park.

I was "arguing' with a born-again Christian vegetarian (who eats chicken...but that is a different story).
She was saying that we are not supposed to eat rabbits...and my friend Erin was like 'Every predatory animal eats rabbits....
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It's rabbit day.

9 rabbits total. That's going to be a ton of stew.

-Me

Ok, so it turned into 7 rabbits. 2 were sick so I didn't keep them.
3 are in the fridge...and 2 we let go.
They will either survive up at my grandmas and thrive, or get eaten. Either one is better then the cramped, dirty cage they were in.

-Me

Decision time.

Do I go for the job that pays me the same $10/hr I make now, but gets my foot in the door for the DEP?

Or do I apply for management at the local Aldi's...which pays $23/hr and most likely comes with benefits, vacation days etc.

The DEP job is taking samples off of road kill deer and testing them for Chronic Wasting...
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Apparently Scarlett Johanson got her cell phone hacked and nudes leaked out.
When are people going to learn that having nudes on your cell, or texting them to a boyfriend when you are a celebrity...is not a good idea.
Either someone will hack your phone OR when that boyfriend becomes your ex, he will leak them.

Apparently she is calling the FBI in on it...as...
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So my Reptile Nexus page now has a blog on it, where I will be updating snake stuff...probably more then I post here.
If you like my snake stuff, check out the page and the blog. While you're at it...click some links for me. I get paid when you click links...and getting paid is good.
Gotta love Google Adsense.

Reptile Nexus Page

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I need to sit down and plan out next snake season.
I need to maximize my production of babies so I can make at least $5000.
($2000 to pay back Christine for everything she has invested in the snakes, and $3000 as a possible down payment for a house.)
I need a house...
I NEED to be able to do the things I want to...
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