hemightbegiant

So apparently...Christine's parents think I am going to "use her as a meal ticket"...and her mom is even so fucking stupidly insane that she thinks one of my friends is going to steal the house key and come steal all her meds.

WHAT?
A: She's met ONE of my friends...Jay, when he picked me up once.
B: WHAT THE FUCK? Really? Psychologists have a word...
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Cut my hair...it was getting out of control.
Drove home on the highway again, in the rain.
Rain + Night time = SUCK.
As if night driving didn't suck enough...fucking headlights...and reflections, and glasses.

So Christine is going to talk to her parents this weekend, and apparently defend me.
I have a feeling this will end with:
A: Her parents cutting her off completely...which is...
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So apparently Christine's parents are pissed off at her, and one of the main reasons is because she is dating me.
I'd love to know what their problem with me is...I've never given them a reason to dislike me.
I guess one of the reasons they are upset with her is she is "constantly wasting gas to come see me" every weekend. Good to know...
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Took the highway home from school today. Not only was it faster than Winsted Rd...but I have to say...I FUCKING LOVE CRUISE CONTROL.
Set that baby at 65 and just sailed home.
Taking the highway to and from school from now on.
See, I liked Winsted rd because of lower speeds, but I noticed that:
A: It takes longer...
B: It's curvier...and the speeds change...
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Being sick...and listening to a bunch of drunk morons sing karaoke and scream at the fucking top of their lungs....EXACTLY what I wanted to tonight...

Apparently I get to look forward to karaoke EVERY Monday night now...

Oh joy of joys! Surely I am blessed!

-Me

-Added-
I blew my nose and my ears popped...now I can hear it even better! Fannnnnnnnntastic!

-Added again-
I've...
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I hate being sick...especially when the cold or whatever has like...EVERY annoying symptom.

Fever that makes me soak my bed...
Chest and nasal congestion...
Sore muscles, dizziness and weakness.

Ughhhhh....

And school starts back up tomorrow. Good thing I stocked on cough drops.

-Me

After all the bullshit I've gone through this week...wasting 4 days of vacation on that fucking car...
I got sick.
So now I get to spend the last two days being miserable.

What the fuck?
Seriously...

God hates me, I swear.

-Me

So I got up at 2pm...went to city Hall to get my paperwork notarized.
The notary left at 2.
So I go to the bank across the street, and they make sure that I have an account with them...update all my info...blah blah...
only to turn me down because it's my grandfather's signature that needs to be notarized. (Bitch...)
Go to a shop that does...
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Who writes porn scripts?
I'm watching one with Cytheria (she's a squirter...interesting stuff...)
Anyway...she's giving a dude a massage and of course it moves down to his pants, and she stands up and says "Let me take off my skirt so I can concentrate better."

When...has a skirt...ever impaired someone's ability to concentrate? (I mean when they are wearing it. I know some skirts have...
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So one of the forms I have to fill out is for the title, since it got lost...
well that needs to be notarized...

Notary Publics...are fucking impossible to find, and none of them answer their phones.
Why...does the fucking DMV have to be sooooooooooooo fucking stupid?

Why can't they just watch my grandfather sign the paper and stamp it themselves?

FUCKING LAME!!!

-Me

I'm convinced the DMV is ruled by SATAN...

No registration. No...instead, they gave me MORE fucking paperwork to fill out...

So hopefully by Thursday.

-Me

$260 in parts. (Alternator, battery, spark plugs, oil filter and oil)
$200 Insurance premium
$X.xx to register it tomorrow...
and the Subaru is on the road.

Finally. My own car. No more bumming rides off people.
Thank God.

Once the plates are on it tomorrow...my first stop...
CARWASH!!!! Thing is DIRTY.
-Me