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I saw two pigeons screwing in the middle of the subway platform today. It was in the middle of a large crowd in the five points station. Now that's just funny.

Bowling was fun Saturday night. I enjoyed it a lot more than I had anticipated.
sniggitysnags:
man, piegeons just dont give a fuck do they! sloppy bitches, ha!
williamj:
that is pretty funny biggrin
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It's been a bad day. I got word that my cousin died in a wreck. She leaves behind two small children and a worthless piece of shit drunk husband that could never hold down a job. She was really pretty. I remember having a crush on her when I was a little kid. I feel really bad for her daughter and sister who were in...
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freyja__:
oh sugar. my deepest condolences.
xoxo
apologees:
that blows.
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I just want you guys to know that I like you a lot. You know who you all are. Well... maybe you don't - people say I've got the perpetual poker face. But none the less you're all right in my book and let me tell you my all right book is a quick read. So there you go.
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llona:
oh please. we all know you're about as hateful as 3 baby kitties asleep in a pile. your allright book is longer than mine by a long shot.

don't try and fool us, you're nice!
chimericalme:
I'll raise you twenty.

Shit I fold.

tongue tongue
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Chin up kids. After all you could be my bank account. Which was unexpectedly hit by a dump truck and is now in the emergency ward.

Apparently some of you are having a bad morning after. I didn't think it was all that nutty. Shit, the small after party for my high school prom broke out into a partner swapping bisexual orgy - with chocolate...
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twigtech:
I was hit by a dump truck once. Luckily, I was in a Ford Bronco. The impact was big enough to completely rip my dad's seat off the floor, though.
oryon:
at least your account wasnt hit my a semi, that suddenly turned into Optimus Prime and blasted that mug all the way back to Cybertron...
where it was later eaten my baby spiders
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My boredom is quickly reaching critical mass. I need to go blow up in the club. I'm going to ask Llona out. There will be wining, dining and minds will be blown with my incredible dance moves. I think that will do the trick in killing my rut.
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williamj:
im actually trying to figure out how they are going to do the warriors remake. tony scott is directing it and he has made some good movies but i dont know if the warriors can be remade. i just hope they dont try to set it in the present day with alot of guns and stuff.
wild_zero:
what mjq thing tomorrow night? i thought it was the vortex thing!
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Just a heads up to those of you in the advertising and design biz.

My company had to let go of our in house production designer. I give her high ratings in technical proficiency, work ethic and professionalism. So if your looking of a production designer or art director in Atlanta or know some one that is...

Here's her Portfolio site - http://home.comcast.net/~flail/tracyflail.html

We weren't...
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ugh... some days I want to crash like a Chinese space probe launch gone terribly awry. I'm beat and I need some lunch pronto.
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stuzzy:
be careful out there, those seas are rough.

it seems you always are able to go when i decide not to go...get out of my head!!!!

hehe.

later man
wild_zero:
better to crash like skylab, which is what i hope to be doing tonight. i've slept anywhere from 2-4 a night for more than a week now.
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Sandra Day O'Conner is stepping down from the supreme court. Bad things are going to happen soon. Good god why? She was the tie breaking moderate and now she's leaving. Why not Rehnquist? I'd say we're 10 years away from living in the United States of Jesus Land incorporated.

Holy Fuck.
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hypermediocrity:
"from living in the United States of Jesus Land incorporated. "

you mean..it hasnt happened yet?

holy shit.
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chimericalme:
Shyeah right buddy!

She 100% advocates it.....as long as her face isn't shown =D
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Not much to say .

D's Bday party was awesome.

There's like a tidal wave of work approaching my desk and I have still yet to look for higher ground.

Still not getting enough sleep. Not entirely my fault though. Monday night my Vietnamese neighbors decided to try and fix their lawn mower at fucking 1:30 am and last night we got a phone call...
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williamj:
1:30 is the best time for fixing lawn mowers tongue

freyja__:
sensible shoes is an oxymoron.
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'bout time to suit up for chicka's B day party. Time to get my drink on.

I hope to see all my E-ho's out there. Lord knows I never get to see y'all.
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libertylux:
my dear lord, i finally met you biggrin
geckogirl:
i forgot to pawn my G3 off on you while you were here. you are probably better off without it
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Still feelin real shitty. I need to get out and party a bit. But my digestive tract says stay home.

I heard a wise man say once "that with great power comes with great responsibility" Hmmm.... I think it was actually bit character from a bad Hollywood movie. I think that's also high expectation to put on a super hero. I think if I had...
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stuzzy:
I prefer the term realist.
hot_rod:
you give me the best advice. i'll keep that shit in mind on monday when i see her.