You know what sounds amazing right now?
A motherfucking Toaster Strudel, dude.
You know what sounds amazing right now?
A motherfucking Toaster Strudel, dude.
Man, I wish gas wasn't so expensive right now. I'm really in the mood to cruise around, listening to Crowbar and chain smoking, with no particular place to go.
Smoking a bowl and drinking coffee is a pretty righteous way to start the day.
Eating peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon and calling it dinner. Fuck yeah life is good.
I have been successful in not calling or texting her for a week now. It wasn't always easy but I managed and I'm pretty goddamn proud of myself for it. Suicide Girls, Minecraft and massive overeating helped.
Because Minecraft.
You can tell how much I've enjoyed a meal based on the amount left in my beard.