goatsgotohell

At the request of Randy I have taken down my pirate cartoon and replaced it with a more family orientated one dealing with religion.

Jesus may love you, but God thinks you're an asshole!

Have a nice day! =)

xoxo

This one is for you Randy... since I enjoy picking on you so much!

"Like a scrotum here it is in a nutshell...."

Well, I might actually have found work, or more so work found me.

My friend Ana's father Steve does construction/carpentry and needs more help. For some reason I'm the first person he thought of.

I will admit my grandfather was a master carpenter and is some what of a local legend and my father while he...
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~COCKER SPANIEL MIND TRICK~

I am not the pet you are looking for....

HE'S NOT THE PET WE'RE LOOKING FOR!

You are looking for the cat, he knocked the pizza on the floor and ate it....

WE NEED TO FIND THE CAT, HE DID THIS.

Move along now dog....

MOVE ALONG NOW DOG!

I don't really have much to say, I just wanted to post a picture of my nephew looking really out of it.

I'm not sure if he was just tired or I just snapped the photo at a bad time, but once in awhile he looks half baked in a photo or two.

Hope everyone has a good weekend, I haven't been up to much....
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I'm bored to the max right now.

My best friend is busy boinking his ex girlfriend tonight.

My only other real life friend I interact with on a normal basis is working.

Most of my net friends are out doing stuff tonight, or else asleep right now.

And I'm almost out of beer... erg.

I guess I'll make myself some food soon, since I'm a...
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Look into my eyes and it's easy to see...
One and one make two...
Two and one make three....
It was destiny!

Once every hundred thousand years or so....
When the sun does shine..
And the moon does glow...
And the grass does grow...

What is life... life is like a big obstical in front of your optical that slows you down.
And everytime you think you've gotton past it...it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground.
What are friends....friends are people that you think are your friends.
But they are really your enemies with secret indentities and disguises to hide their true colors.
So...
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If your words alone are enough to thrill.
I fear your touch is leathal and could kill.
I await for the night that you are finally all mine.
When your soft kisses are sending shivers up my spine.
You lock your gaze on me with your beautiful eyes.
When you know one swift glace is enough to paralyze.
Did we meet purely by luck or...
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I suppose jealousy is a good sign in a way....it just means I care as much as I think I do.

Things that she says that will not bother her, that I can do. would bother me to do. So despite such freedoms I don't think I can enjoy them too much.

Having a concious is great, except when it really decides to piss me...
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This is dedicated to my father, Alan, who died a year ago today.

I really miss you and wish you were still here with me every day. I'm glad you were my father and also a good friend I could talk to. I won't forget all the lunches we had together and talked about guy stuff.

I love you and miss you every day.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a gigantic flying perv! Yes, it's the inner child Kid Ass Avenger (PSFC). Your inner child runs amuck in the inner streets of your inner Mardis Gras. He, in fact, is the queen of the parade, and by the end of the night, or any night of your life, is always smothered in the finest beads.

He is...
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