My motorcycle..is causing me some frustrations.
Won't start god damnit.
Oh how I love it, it's my baby, but man, like all children I just want to punch it in it's face at times.
Except unlike children, it doesn't have a soft fleshy face. It has a hard, unforgiving metal frame.
Oh, and I got a toy. I bought a DSLR Camera. Guess I should...
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Won't start god damnit.
Oh how I love it, it's my baby, but man, like all children I just want to punch it in it's face at times.
Except unlike children, it doesn't have a soft fleshy face. It has a hard, unforgiving metal frame.
Oh, and I got a toy. I bought a DSLR Camera. Guess I should...
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vidalia:
I'll get you preggers george.
vidalia:
That's what you'll be saying.
"I'm in nursing school. Fuck you"
One of many amazing quotes from tonight from drunk strangers in belltown
One of many amazing quotes from tonight from drunk strangers in belltown
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jonnyjonnyh:
She had a thumbtack in her pocket. And every time she looked at you, she dug the tack into her finger.
That's why she didn't cry. Making eye contact probably made her bleed though.
That's why she didn't cry. Making eye contact probably made her bleed though.
jonnyjonnyh:
It's an obscure song reference.
Last night I went out to dinner, and as a gift to the staff I brought them a case of beer.
They were pretty happy about it. The chef came out and talked to us. They also paid for our entire food bill.
I love this industry.
They were pretty happy about it. The chef came out and talked to us. They also paid for our entire food bill.
I love this industry.
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jonnyjonnyh:
You are so full of yourself! She's not saying you are the one that got away. She's saying it was YOUR FAULT!
Jesus man, now you are trying to copy me by saying you are someone's "The one that got away," just because someone said that about me!
"The one that got away," doesn't break up with you. They just, get away, and you stand by and watch, instead of saying something about it.
Jesus man!
Jesus man, now you are trying to copy me by saying you are someone's "The one that got away," just because someone said that about me!
"The one that got away," doesn't break up with you. They just, get away, and you stand by and watch, instead of saying something about it.
Jesus man!
barely:
Okay, I'm just going to come out and say this. The Ace Hotel is the ridiculously good looking guy in a public setting that I would subtly flirt with, brushing my hand along his, casually pressing my body against. I'd talk to my girlfriends about how he seems so incredible, and how I'd be the luckiest girl in the world to have.
The Max Hotel is his step-down (although still viably attractive) friend who I'd end up drunkenly making out with in the backseat of a cab at the end of the night.
Although, when I took the virtual tour of the Max, I appreciated the fact that they accompanied the video with a soundtack like a 70s porn groove.
However, I'm cheap, poor, and all my friends in Washington aren't in the Seattle area. Car sleeping, it is!
The Max Hotel is his step-down (although still viably attractive) friend who I'd end up drunkenly making out with in the backseat of a cab at the end of the night.
Although, when I took the virtual tour of the Max, I appreciated the fact that they accompanied the video with a soundtack like a 70s porn groove.
However, I'm cheap, poor, and all my friends in Washington aren't in the Seattle area. Car sleeping, it is!
So I hide the wild inclination of talking about my tattoos when I was drunk, with my webcam which I never use.
Just like my late night rock band videos, I'm sure I'll do one or two and be done.
However, here's an actual video blog-thing I made on the first wee hours of the year. Enjoy, I guess.
Just like my late night rock band videos, I'm sure I'll do one or two and be done.
However, here's an actual video blog-thing I made on the first wee hours of the year. Enjoy, I guess.
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barely:
by 'much reflection,' do you mean 'sobriety'?
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barely:
absolutely we are. only when your drunken state keeps you from loving my nerdy attire does it become a problem, though.
It's been an interesting week.
Met a girl at a bar, got a little drunk.
Girl takes me home. Not much sleep is had.
Rinse and repeat that with said girl almost every day the past week.
It's been a lot of fun.
She's pretty damn nifty. Grew up in Peru, likes to drink whiskey, an artist. She's a lot of fun joking around with...
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Met a girl at a bar, got a little drunk.
Girl takes me home. Not much sleep is had.
Rinse and repeat that with said girl almost every day the past week.
It's been a lot of fun.
She's pretty damn nifty. Grew up in Peru, likes to drink whiskey, an artist. She's a lot of fun joking around with...
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trixxx:
Jello once spat on me at an open word when I was 17, and I still talk about it hahaha
user081222227:
well matt's my real partner in crime! my sisters a bitch.
I'm spent.
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lankakitten:
She wasn't a virgin, was she?
user1114108:
Yeah, I've had LJ since high school. There are certain accounts that I hope no one ever sees...
Let's talk about something.
You go to a bar, let's say around 10 P.M.
You have say, 6 drinks, and head home. (reference point, your body roughly works off one drink per hour)
You fall asleep at midnight (2 hours since you started drinking those 6)
At 4 A.M, you wake up in middle of the night, like an alarm clock just went off in...
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You go to a bar, let's say around 10 P.M.
You have say, 6 drinks, and head home. (reference point, your body roughly works off one drink per hour)
You fall asleep at midnight (2 hours since you started drinking those 6)
At 4 A.M, you wake up in middle of the night, like an alarm clock just went off in...
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lankakitten:
If I've had lots of drinks I get up to drink water in the night.
Remember, kiddo: you're 22. Freshly 22. Even though you're a raging drunk and get the shakes, you still have youth on your side.
Remember, kiddo: you're 22. Freshly 22. Even though you're a raging drunk and get the shakes, you still have youth on your side.
jonnyjonnyh:
Well for one, I don't drink 6 drinks in 2 hours, I don't drink 12 drinks in a night.
And when I do drink, I drink water before bed, and again when I wake up to pee.
Hangovers are not badges of honor, nor are they something that should happen everytime you drink.
And when I do drink, I drink water before bed, and again when I wake up to pee.
Hangovers are not badges of honor, nor are they something that should happen everytime you drink.
Last night was my first night on Saute at Lark, which is quiet a feat I must say. Fucking hard as shit, but fun, and I didn't fuck up too bad. It's fun learning and being pushed to my breaking point.
The other part of last night was Mean Jeans show at funhouse. Good times. All the bands were a lot of fun, and everyone...
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The other part of last night was Mean Jeans show at funhouse. Good times. All the bands were a lot of fun, and everyone...
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remj:
It might be several weeks before I'm free on a Wednesday to come see you at the bar.
remj:
A giant metal bird is going to swoop me up and take me away that morning. Several weeks!
Goat roast last night was one of those special things that happens once a year, and if it happened more than once a year my body would collapse.
There were quiet a few people I didn't know, a lot of very good old friends. Steve with a syringe of rumpelmens, which he would approach people and say "Open your mouth, and suck on this".
My...
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There were quiet a few people I didn't know, a lot of very good old friends. Steve with a syringe of rumpelmens, which he would approach people and say "Open your mouth, and suck on this".
My...
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user081222227:
yoooo!
user081222227:
yeah dude, i'm sorry, my phone got turned off last week and I haven't had the money to turn it back on.. but soon!
I just got a second job working at a bar one day a week, a german pub.
I'm going to be working with old friends from Prima.
This is going to be a lot of fun.
Sometimes I feel like I need to make sense of it all, figure out what I'm really doing, but then at moments like this, I just keep rolling with...
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I'm going to be working with old friends from Prima.
This is going to be a lot of fun.
Sometimes I feel like I need to make sense of it all, figure out what I'm really doing, but then at moments like this, I just keep rolling with...
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jonnyjonnyh:
what's a German?
remj:
She was pretty ridiculously hot.
I want to meet a stranger and take her home.
She can remain a stranger.
I also want to drink whiskey/beer/wine in the park by my home. I can't believe I haven't yet.
She can remain a stranger.
I also want to drink whiskey/beer/wine in the park by my home. I can't believe I haven't yet.
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lankakitten:
Sounds like someone needs a KEXP hoodie and food allergies.
lankakitten:
Oh yeah, flashing a photo of cute kittens will work every time.