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I haz sex last night, and I had a date with the Green Fairy. Also several really unreal occurences happened all within the same day. Either I was hallucinating, or life is just total win at the moment.

P.S. I walked in on my brother and his gal butt ass naked in bed, having no clue that either of them were in the room. Oh...
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I'm not looking for a relationship anymore. I'm looking for a best friend. Someone that I can hang out with all the time, cuddle with. The only difference between a best friend and what I'm looking for is that I like kisses and sex too.

The whole relationship thing is getting out of hand. I don't even know how it's possible. Doctors are obsessed with...
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Gary's a sad panda

Dysentery Gary - Blink 182

Got a lotta heartache
Hes a fucken weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
...Cause I love your little motions
You with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

Hes a player, diarrhea giver, trying to grow his hair out
'Cause his friends were listening to Slayer
I...
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I've been feeling really drained and ill lately. Usually I'd say it's because I'm working again but such is not the case. There might be something seriously wrong going inside my body. I won't bother going to the hospital though, because they never do anything but take a few xrays (as if my bones are going to tell them what's wrong with my stomach, etc),...
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AFI fucking rocked. Pics up in a few.

Also I hung out with joSEFis6m from chat.

Ear is at 1 1/2" now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5cJyOyK8ag

So I definitely get unemployment still. I get more money now than I did when I was receiving unemployment on its own. Wow. The government is really messed up dude haha.

In other news, I'm a rettaH daM

Another day another dolla holla. Cross your fingers and hope that I can still receive unemployment too, I mean after all, I'm not working a fulltime job yet.

I miss my kids.

So I'm allowed to wear short sleeves at work, Awesome!

I lost my eyebrow retainer so right now I have to deal with what I've got... Today I took it out completely and I was able to push it back through. I think tonight I'm going to try one of the labret retainers and see if they'll work. Otherwise I'm screwed until I get a...
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So I just got home from the first day on the job. Man my fucking feet hurt. I didn't think I was going to be doing all that walking around. Ever feel like a little kid/moron at the first day of work? Yea I pretty much did. Not anymore though. I hope I can work out some sort of deal to where I can wear...
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I guess that this is sorta the first day that I'm actually going to do work maybe? I dunno. It might just be hours of classes, lol. It can't be too difficult though! God it's been so long since I've worked.

In other news, I'm a gay fish, because I like fish sticks. And clearly if you like fish sticks, you're a gay fish.

Guess who got himself a mothafuckin job? Thats right...


I didn't think this one through but I'm supposed to wear a short sleeve shirt. After all they didn't say anything about tattoos though. It sucks that my piercing retainers most likely won't be in yet ... Some of my piercings are going to close up.