Well thank you to everyone who predicted wonderful things for me. I sincerely hope you're all right. Except for RuneLateralus... your prediction was strange.
Lemonkid and I hosted a pancake breakfast this morning. Well, he hosted. I was given an apron and chained to the stove. Okay, I wasn't chained but I was given an apron. The food was good, I had a giant glass...
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Lemonkid and I hosted a pancake breakfast this morning. Well, he hosted. I was given an apron and chained to the stove. Okay, I wasn't chained but I was given an apron. The food was good, I had a giant glass...
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How do you envision your future?
How do you envision mine?
Don't spare the details... give me something to read.
I applied for a job back in Edmonton. It's only a short term contract but it's doing theatre work and it's working with a good friend from college. I'm kind of torn on the whole thing. On one hand it will be good to finally...
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How do you envision mine?
Don't spare the details... give me something to read.
I applied for a job back in Edmonton. It's only a short term contract but it's doing theatre work and it's working with a good friend from college. I'm kind of torn on the whole thing. On one hand it will be good to finally...
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andvari:
It would only be insanely nerdy if I scanned the stats next to the monsters. And I bet that Lotus, a least, could identify them! 
red_vinyl:
in your own future i envision a "happily ever after" with your juicy lucy no matter what decision you make about your career.
in my future...hopefully the same.
in my future...hopefully the same.
Now with pictures!
Normally I hate updating this quickly but my last journal sucked. Plus it's 3 AM, I can't sleep and as a result I've been going back through old journal entries.
I was a weird fucker...
Some FreakPirate highlights from days past:
- Previous name changes: plaingurl, Clara69, FesterPirate, FunnyFacePirate FreakNaked, EmoSwampDonkey
- Jeffery David Morris. Oh yeah!
- mullethawk and...
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Normally I hate updating this quickly but my last journal sucked. Plus it's 3 AM, I can't sleep and as a result I've been going back through old journal entries.
I was a weird fucker...
Some FreakPirate highlights from days past:
- Previous name changes: plaingurl, Clara69, FesterPirate, FunnyFacePirate FreakNaked, EmoSwampDonkey
- Jeffery David Morris. Oh yeah!
- mullethawk and...
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radiofrank:
You were a weird fucker?
I don't think that much has changed.
I don't think that much has changed.
xanippi:
paper mache dreams are hot! body casts!
This wasn't a post.
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lucy:
Sometimes you worry too much.
For the love of god, I'm not cheating on you. I'm spending time with friends. I won't be home much. I have a life. I know that that was about me, and it's insulting as hell.
For the love of god, I'm not cheating on you. I'm spending time with friends. I won't be home much. I have a life. I know that that was about me, and it's insulting as hell.
radiofrank:
You can keep that idea for your very own, FP.
So here I am in Montreal.
Lemonkid is being nice enough to put me up for a few weeks and show me around town. It seems like a pretty nice place so far.
I miss home already. You'll probably be hearing me complain about that a fair bit in the coming month. I have to deal with it, so do you. That's the miracle of...
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Lemonkid is being nice enough to put me up for a few weeks and show me around town. It seems like a pretty nice place so far.
I miss home already. You'll probably be hearing me complain about that a fair bit in the coming month. I have to deal with it, so do you. That's the miracle of...
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radiofrank:
Good luck, FP. 
Well, as some of you may have heard, I'm off to Montreal for a few weeks. I probably won't be around all that much while I'm there but I'll check in from time to time. You know... while I'm not getting drunk or fondling Lemonkid.
A quick recap of my weekend:
- took my baby out for one last lunch before I go. We...
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A quick recap of my weekend:
- took my baby out for one last lunch before I go. We...
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lucy:
He may be here. But his hair will not.
I BUY CLIPPERS AND KITTY VALIUM ON THURSDAY!
I BUY CLIPPERS AND KITTY VALIUM ON THURSDAY!
radiofrank:
No worries, FP. I'm sure that I will see you when you get back.
I am, however, expecting (at the very least) a drunken message on my cell phone.
I am, however, expecting (at the very least) a drunken message on my cell phone.
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radiofrank:
So I've heard.
It's going to be kinda crappy not having you around here, FP...but you have to do what you have to do.
It's going to be kinda crappy not having you around here, FP...but you have to do what you have to do.
subrosa:
It wasn't me! I didn't start it!
Great... now what the fuck do I do? I can make money or I can do what I love. I can make myself happy or I can piss off everyone else. Should I stay or should I go now?
Could someone please explain to me the appeal of America's Next Top Model and Project Runway? I don't get it. Seriously. Is it just because I'm...
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Could someone please explain to me the appeal of America's Next Top Model and Project Runway? I don't get it. Seriously. Is it just because I'm...
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tadzi:
i just kinda hate reality shows in general
mitzi:
"la traviata, sembre libra"
"Carmen" a pure classic ( a song to bash rabbits too)
"time to say goodbye" a song to sing to as we dump the bodys
"La mamma morta"
"Vieni, Vieni Fra Queste Braccia"
i like maria callas singer she's got a voice worth calling epic
bellini ( think that's his name) he's not bad either
"Carmen" a pure classic ( a song to bash rabbits too)
"time to say goodbye" a song to sing to as we dump the bodys
"La mamma morta"
"Vieni, Vieni Fra Queste Braccia"
i like maria callas singer she's got a voice worth calling epic
bellini ( think that's his name) he's not bad either
Bad Things
- having to suck up your pride and admit to your parents you need to borrow money because you're unemployed and starving
- breaking the lock on your door, requiring a locksmith to be called, costing an additional $85 you don't have
- discovering that replacing the lock will cost even more...
- doing stupid things for spare change
- really, REALLY painfully...
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- having to suck up your pride and admit to your parents you need to borrow money because you're unemployed and starving
- breaking the lock on your door, requiring a locksmith to be called, costing an additional $85 you don't have
- discovering that replacing the lock will cost even more...
- doing stupid things for spare change
- really, REALLY painfully...
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voile:
Ah, victory... he accepts my friendship! But remains silent... what will enduce him to say more than two words to me?? 
aya:
Edited to correct the misinterpretation.
It's 8:47 in the AM and now it's time for weather, traffic and journal updates.
Today FreakPirate is expected to be poor, with a chance of increasing debt. Unemployment is slated to continue in the coming weeks.
Anyways...
The moose came over to visit on Wednesday night. We watched Invader Zim, drank most of a bottle of Jack, and made fun of...well... pretty much anything...
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Today FreakPirate is expected to be poor, with a chance of increasing debt. Unemployment is slated to continue in the coming weeks.
Anyways...
The moose came over to visit on Wednesday night. We watched Invader Zim, drank most of a bottle of Jack, and made fun of...well... pretty much anything...
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salieri:
Montral is amazing.
I don't know if you have been before, but it is a wonderful city to see.
Good luck with work related stuff, I wish you the best.
I don't know if you have been before, but it is a wonderful city to see.
Good luck with work related stuff, I wish you the best.
tangus:
I believe the arrangements are being made via media mail.
WAIT!! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!!
WAIT!! I'VE SAID TOO MUCH!!
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andvari:
It's actually kind of cute...in an "ew" sort of way.
malloreigh:
AND HAIR~!? WTF.
Akira tagged me to do this. It's late, I'm full of cola and for some reason I think you'll actually read a bunch of random crap about me.
Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Visit Europe
2) Eat fresh sushi in Japan
3) Visit more of my SG friends
4) Possibly spread my evil seed. Or not. I haven't decided really....
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Seven things I want to do before I die:
1) Visit Europe
2) Eat fresh sushi in Japan
3) Visit more of my SG friends
4) Possibly spread my evil seed. Or not. I haven't decided really....
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tangus:
well since the call was from Canada, it might be. oh well, I guess I'll know once the bill comes.
it was great talking with you as well!
it was great talking with you as well!
lemonkid:
I spread it from a large lawn fountain over a seething bed of maggots who are now scurrying and screaming with twisted tooth and claw to impregnate your anus. Got to keep the bloodline strong. 
are you coming back to toronto soon???
xo
xo
[Edited on Mar 22, 2006 11:51AM]