I've got my hands on the one hand
And I don't know where to put them
Today I applied for more jobs. After that I came home, helped move the new roommate's couch in and then proceeded to watch the Indiana Jones trilogy from beginning to end. Oh, but I did take a break to help my other roommate build a spit for roasting large...
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And I don't know where to put them
Today I applied for more jobs. After that I came home, helped move the new roommate's couch in and then proceeded to watch the Indiana Jones trilogy from beginning to end. Oh, but I did take a break to help my other roommate build a spit for roasting large...
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It's 9:30 AM. I'm eating cold pasta and listening to the Weakerthans. If they could harness the power of awesome I would be the solution to the world energy crisis.
Measure me in metered lines and one decisive stare
The time it takes to get from here to there
My ribs that show through t-shirts and these shoes I got for free
I'm unconsoled, I'm...
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Measure me in metered lines and one decisive stare
The time it takes to get from here to there
My ribs that show through t-shirts and these shoes I got for free
I'm unconsoled, I'm...
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akirali:
Even when I know it's coming, that line gets me every time 
flux:
Oh, swoon!
See, I see two cute girls kissing and think, "oh, girls are so nice and soft and pretty."
I see two cute fellas kissing and think, "room for one more, gentlemen?"
See, I see two cute girls kissing and think, "oh, girls are so nice and soft and pretty."
I see two cute fellas kissing and think, "room for one more, gentlemen?"
Sometimes, when I'm feeling at my very worst, I get little reminders that I'm truly fucking awesome. The last couple weeks have been a rough, messed up ride but I'm bound and determined not to let it destroy me. I'm following the example of a close friend who has been tossed upside down and come out a stronger, happier person. So wish me luck...
Apparently...
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lucy:
Mothers, lock up your children. FreakPirate the PIMP is back on the scene!
dholokov:
go for fauxhawk! Fauxhawk with pope hat!
And yes you should have a hockey game at Sheppard. All the subway stations are neat and unique, which is cool. You must have been to downsview station, right, with the super long escalator and metal and cool greys and blues all over. It's so science fictiony.
And yes you should have a hockey game at Sheppard. All the subway stations are neat and unique, which is cool. You must have been to downsview station, right, with the super long escalator and metal and cool greys and blues all over. It's so science fictiony.
Go back one entry to hear about my brother and my weekend.
I need a new job people! Anyone in Edmonton willing to pay me large amounts of money to do things? Anyone? I can paint. And cut wood. Best of all... I do windows. Seriously. I need to start making some money soon. Tomorrow I hand out many resumes.
WestJet is tempting me with...
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I need a new job people! Anyone in Edmonton willing to pay me large amounts of money to do things? Anyone? I can paint. And cut wood. Best of all... I do windows. Seriously. I need to start making some money soon. Tomorrow I hand out many resumes.
WestJet is tempting me with...
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morgan:
Yes, I myself prefer Swedish bullets to the skull!
radiofrank:
Thanks, FP. Much appreciated.
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margot_dent:
nice NMH 
like everyone else said, you and your brother looks tons alike. how much younger is he?
freakonomics is exactly the type of book i like to read/information i love to learn about. i am really enjoying it so far. i am a trivia whore.
like everyone else said, you and your brother looks tons alike. how much younger is he?
freakonomics is exactly the type of book i like to read/information i love to learn about. i am really enjoying it so far. i am a trivia whore.
aspasia:
Yeah. There are 5 (that we can see) with their perfect webs in our yard alone. They are about an inch.
Need to watch though. Ever National Geographic as they eat their prey.
Need to watch though. Ever National Geographic as they eat their prey.
Things That Suck
- hangovers. Fuck hangovers.
- fire alarms going off at karaoke and killing the night at 12:30
- my downloads getting stuck at 96% meaning I can't listen to the songs I want
- the fact that my hair (which is normally pretty nice) feels like a god damned Brillo pad after bleaching it
- bills
- shipping and handling
- my...
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- hangovers. Fuck hangovers.
- fire alarms going off at karaoke and killing the night at 12:30
- my downloads getting stuck at 96% meaning I can't listen to the songs I want
- the fact that my hair (which is normally pretty nice) feels like a god damned Brillo pad after bleaching it
- bills
- shipping and handling
- my...
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jonnytrrrash7:
you need more records!
just build up a vinyl collection, then get a player. i swear it'll be incredible fun!!
just build up a vinyl collection, then get a player. i swear it'll be incredible fun!!
asreal1:
He saves children, but not the British children.
I'm wanting you to save me
And I'm not only asking
Because I can face this falling
It's just the taking that I fell
I'm breaking down
So I guess we keep on going. Life is about to get all kinds of fucked up. Don't worry about me. I'll be just fine. Don't bother asking what's wrong because it's nothing you need to know and...
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And I'm not only asking
Because I can face this falling
It's just the taking that I fell
I'm breaking down
So I guess we keep on going. Life is about to get all kinds of fucked up. Don't worry about me. I'll be just fine. Don't bother asking what's wrong because it's nothing you need to know and...
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mc_dove:
no, but that's because i don't play nearly as much as i want/should. 
all this work in the lab has seriously cut into my zombie training!
all this work in the lab has seriously cut into my zombie training!
beaky:
hahaha... werd
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radiofrank:
That's the point of uncertainty, isn't it? 
jonnytrrrash7:
um, keep drinking?
Well, the Fringe is all done and I'm out of a job again. I'm going to take tomorrow off to rest and get some shit worked out (maybe) and then it's back into the job hunt.
I bought bleach and hair dye today. I don't know exactly what I'm going to do with them but I'm really fucking bored and not terribly pleased with myself...
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I bought bleach and hair dye today. I don't know exactly what I'm going to do with them but I'm really fucking bored and not terribly pleased with myself...
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cereal_killer:
mutant freak!
beledi:
You could get one of those chair hammock thingies and hang it in your apartment/place of residence.
Maybe that lump is some subdermal tracking device.
Maybe that lump is some subdermal tracking device.
Was I left behind
Someone tell me, tell me I survived
Don't look so suprised that I'm home but just for tonight
With rough hands and sore eyes
So don't speak, I'm tired
Let's just live through this life
She says I swear too much
She says a lot of things
I'd swear every other word
If I could, for her I'd make an attempt...
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Someone tell me, tell me I survived
Don't look so suprised that I'm home but just for tonight
With rough hands and sore eyes
So don't speak, I'm tired
Let's just live through this life
She says I swear too much
She says a lot of things
I'd swear every other word
If I could, for her I'd make an attempt...
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oryon:
thanks for that PSA
now i guess i can stop trying so hard
now i guess i can stop trying so hard
nali:
Sounds like you could use a pirate birthday present:
Far more important than any of my emo bitching: Dead Rising = zombie smashing goodness = non-stop FreakPirate orgasm.
I'm the life of the party until I sober up
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Fear Before the March of Flames - Should Have Stayed in the Shallows
Does anyone know where I can post MP3s for people to download? Kind of a song of...
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I'm the life of the party until I sober up
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Fear Before the March of Flames - Should Have Stayed in the Shallows
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redefine00:
just watched your public service announcement. i made one like that too. nonetheless.. lol
dicey:
Sweet, looks like I'm almost there then... Now, all I need is one last purchase from pimphats.com...
I'm updating to keep myself from going completely insane. I have a billion and one things trying to get out of my head and I'm having a very hard time keeping them in. It's like having a brain full of angry, depressed Post-It notes. At this rate I'll have killed someone by Friday afternoon. Probably myself.
You're the lady with your calves all ripped up...
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You're the lady with your calves all ripped up...
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dallas:
dallas green = dallas suicide
reason why i have my name as dallas.
i will be one of those pre-teen girls screaming. i can't wait.!!
ohgmf!
reason why i have my name as dallas.
i will be one of those pre-teen girls screaming. i can't wait.!!
ohgmf!
thefreak:
Watchmen was a great comic.
I know that's a random topic, but it was the first one to pop into my head.
-TM
I know that's a random topic, but it was the first one to pop into my head.
-TM
And my suggestion for the next movie night is another trillogy, either Back to the Future or Die Hard. Of course if you don't like the sequels you can just watch Die Hard 1 three times back to back, and it's still all good