I've decided I don't like that last entry even though I firmly believe that my musical choices were wrist slittingly fantastic. So instead, I bring you 10 Things You Don't Give a Shit About About FreakPirate. Mostly because I owe people.
1) I love cooking for people. I cook better than I entertain, better than I fuck and definitely better than I treat people. I...
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1) I love cooking for people. I cook better than I entertain, better than I fuck and definitely better than I treat people. I...
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auralpleasure:
The Communist Party looks so fun when you put it like that.
auralpleasure:
He's certainly a lot more fun than I remember from reading his works.
Today's playlist at work:
- Moneen
- Coheed and Cambria
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elana:Yo, take the time to watch DEATH TO SMOOCHY again
you won't regret it!
carla:I dunno... those lyrics have a lot of desire for hope in them. I don't think they're even that bad in and of themselves. It's not like they're saying please kill me now, they're saying please come save me.
Or maybe I'm being my perpetually optimistic self.Baby, you got me all wrong
And maybe I'm not at all down and out
Sweet fuck... I feel like refried death today. Wine in a box is not my friend. Working at 9 AM after a birthday does not work well.
All that said this was probably the best birthday I've had in a while.
But still... talk about a fucking shit show.
I'll...
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thefreak:Ooh...wine in a BOX...la de DAH...
-TM
lemonkid:I think you owe smoked meat to yourself more than anything.The burlesque was fantastic. My ears hurt. The girls did a fantastic job. If any of you stumble on this, congratulations.
Rin is awesome.
And now I'm a fuckin' geezer I guess. Go tell dire_romantic how fucking rad he is. It's his birthday as well. But I'm older. So also mention he should respect his elders.
I'm kidding... he's awesome. He bought me a CD.
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radiofrank:Huzzah for RetailPirate!
Glad to hear that you had a good time at Burlesque, and I trust that your birthday was most excellent.
You're not a geezer, though. I've got almost four and a half years on you. Now get off of my lawn, you whipper snapper!
akirali:Geezer my ass. Come see me when you start sprouting gray hairs you whippersnapper!
err, what the grumpy old man meant to say was "Happy Belated Birthday Emo-Bro!"Dove and I have a plan.
I'm going to run for President. With our combined powers of awesome we think we can get around the whole citizenship issue. My Canadian charm should be more than enough. We've already plotted a slick booze and booty filled ad campaign. I'll be riding a moose with spinners apparently. Utah will be turned into a Battle Royale-style death arena...
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judypatricia:OMG! Birthday sperm!
Happy birthday, love. Times three.
jody:Happy birthday!
I'm in a really shitty mood today. I'm exhausted and upset. I'm tired of fucking around. I'm tired of deceiving people, including myself.
I just want things to be sorted out. I want the truth. I want to be happy again. I want to sleep comfortably. I don't want to sleep alone.
Most of all I just want to know that things will be okay....
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troglodyte:Fool!
Enlightened people don't go to France.
troglodyte:Shit, she told me that I should move to another country because it cures people (regarding my current journal).Come on baby, give me the creeps
Either you or I or both must go
- The next best thing to seeing Alexisonfire will be seeing Every Time I Die. hearse83 and I confused many people at karaoke by singing "Kill the Music" during other people's crappy songs.
- Work seems to be acceptable. The job is far from challenging.
- Apparently I'm not a shitty singer when...
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carla:Hey, you held still for both of those. Though you didn't appear to notice mine until it was almost done.
BWAHAHAHA! Sharpie doom for all! Clearly I need to go out and get another one so I can be sneakier about using them... that one I have to actually press with to get ink out.Hey there girls, I'm a cunt
There was venom in the heart of the dagger
A new list for a new day:
- House is a fantastic show. But holy slutty jailbait Batman!
- Work was boring. All I did was read orientation material and watch some shitty videos. Tomorrow I actually work. However, one of my coworkers picks fantastic music to play in the store. Today...
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radiofrank:My eye!
I'll get you for this, FP...Today consisted of:
- Final Fantasy 3
- Shady Chinese buffet
- Indigestion resulting from previously mentioned buffet
- Getting stabbed
- Music. Lots of it. Quality stuff too.
- Braveheart
- Army of Darkness to lighten the mood
- Did I mention the horrible pain?
Work starts tomorrow.
And always remember: "Bitches are crazy"
Cry and sob while you wait for him
This kind of love won't last it never did
What...
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radiofrank:I'm pretty sure that you meant revenge, but I've never been one to nit-pick.
I trust, however, that we will see photographic evidence of your evil plan.
elana:DUDE WATCH THIS SH!T
All things considered... not a bad weekend.
Saturday night was the annual roast at the house. Large amounts of meat were consumed. Drinks were demolished. Fun was had by all. At least most. I think. I saw some friends I haven't seen in a very long time, including a girl from high school who is due to pop out a baby... well... last week.
Today...
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radiofrank:It does, doesn't it? I find it hard to believe that it's been about a year and a half since the "FP Takes Toronto" stuff happened.
I'm an old man. So... by tomorrow I should have a job at Futureshop. It's certainly not my dream job but it beats flipping burgers.
I have a lot on my plate right now and I'm not really sure how I feel about it. I'm getting the sneaking suspicion I don't like it and I'm taking it out on myself and others.
At least karaoke is still fun.
I...
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theinsomniac:Believe it or not, I'm something of an insomniac myself.
arik:me too. things could become much, much more awesome as of monday or tuesday. cross your fingers for me
haha, things with lucy are good/better?I've spent most of the day applying for jobs, watching House and doing retarded online tests because I'm bored out of my skull.
Taking restraint like a breath
My lungs are so numb from holding back
The plan for tonight appears to be music, more House (including a new episode!) and general boredom. If people get strange messages at weird hours... I'm sorry. It probably...
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akirali:Just find you a car?
Ok. Teach away, Obi-Wan.
thefuckoffkid:Just FYI, I'm not sure what the difference is between assface and cockhead (or whatever they are), but I'm quietly hopeful that it will involve a zotting somehow.
