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first of i want to preface this post with : " IM DRUNK" rather drunk not very but like a pitcher and ahalf anfd a fwew shot s drunk

wow, im not even going to bother to fix that.

tips for girls if your ging on a date with me, DO FUCKING NOT FUCKING TELL ME FUCKING ABGBOUT FUCKING HOW INTO ANOTHWER GUY YOU FUCKING...
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tadzi:
if you ever do snap, let me know, im halfway there, myself. but you already know this. at least then, i can snap, too. itd be much more efficient if we worked together.
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My love of reading and basic chivalric nature has betrayed me yet again. During my lunch break today I stopped at the Barnes and Nobel in Menlo Park Mall, and proceeded to drive around for 15 minutes because there are to many people on the planet, and never enough parking for all of them. Finally finding an recently vacated spot I pull up, its right...
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treblah:
it's slightly too long, so it becomes more annoying than amusing. but hey, what's a minute and 20 seconds of your life worth anyway?

zoomusikgrl:
what amuses me most is the picture of you with the baby chainsaw...wearing a shirt that says "sword play". yay sharp things! wink
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so camping was pretty bad ass as you may well know since if your reading this you probably went or know someone who went and probably already read their post about it, because you like them better than me. Bastards.

High Points:
meeting new exciting and glamorous people
drinking lots
"done for" brownie
water boy at wet t shirt contest

Low Points:
walking for-fucking-ever to...
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zoomusikgrl:
hey sexy...i posted an event in sgnj that i think you may want to attend... wink
derceto:
yeah, i'm glad i'm not dead as well. although, maybe i would have come back as a zombie wink
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CAMPING!!!!!!!!! YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!

So did any of you see Transformers? Do any of you remember the weird movie trailer that played before it? The one That looks like its shot on home video at a going away party and then there is some explosion and at the end the head of the statue of liberty flys by and its alluded to that there is a giant...
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_tab:
That does look like a good movie. Unless they finally show whatever it is, and its some cheesy ass looking thing with really bad computer graphics tongue
derceto:
yeah, camping ain't too bad wink
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Goals in life:

Titanium Strength Enhancing Battle suit
hopefully it will look better than this
this looks promising tho

HK MP7

HK 416

Bones "laced" with rhenium diboride and maybe a mesh of it under my skin

genetic enginering, black market if need be, giving me: night vision, thermal vision, enhanced agility, strength, speed, endurance, resistance to injury/ increased tensile strength of skin,...
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infinity:
just night vision would be something amazing to have...
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so im really looking foward to camping, however i may have to quit a job in order to go. right now im working primarily as a lifeguard for $10 an hour, 9 hours a day, 3-4 days a week. and also working at a Barnes & Nobel for $8 an hour, 2-3 days a week, from between 4-8 hours a day, lately 4 hours. so...
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infinity:
if you really dont think it's worth your time, then you should leave the job...
laceyk:
That is funny, I saw it was you and was going to comment - are you coming fucking camping?????????
And lo and behold twas about camping!
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ok so the Transformers movie comes out july 4th.

its directed by Michael Bay which i cant say im thrilled aboiut, but im not pissed off either, he does alot of big budget action movies, which it is, but not all of them hit the mark.

so ive compiled a list of things that need to be in the movie for me to consider it...
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treblah:
megatron just looks weird. like some sort of chrome sea creature...
derceto:
that he was. i am hoping to make an appearance on saturday night biggrin
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Hi i am the prophet of doom.

your all gonna die,
here is some info on your impending dooooooooooooom

Doom! #1
well im hoping you already read the SG news article about all the Bees dying
first the killer bees were gonna get us, now were killing all the bees. either way we die

Doom! #2
super tidal wave...thanks africa
in the interest of full...
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tadzi:
Doom! #1
we need to bring back the killer bees tag team. jumping jim brunzell and b. brian blair. tell those fuckers to do something about it.

look at those mullets. these guys can do anyhing.

Doom! #2
damn nappy-headed hoes

Doom! #3
yeah, you already beat me to the joke on this one.

Doom! #4
so why dont we just drop a virgin in as a sacrifice? poof. problem solved.

Doom! #5
im waiting for this one. seriously, ive always hoped the end of the world would occur in my lifetime.
derceto:
zombie jesus..... gotta love it biggrin
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Hi, Log out right now and go see GRINDHOUSE, then come back and feel free to comment on my page, if you have already seen it, i still recomend logging off and going to see it but i will not be mad if you dont. if you dont see it and comment on my page i will lose all respect for you and/or (probably and)...
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gilby:
I might just have to see that again, just not this weekend. biggrin
derceto:
welcome to sgnj man biggrin

i didn't even realize you weren't in the group. we are going to have to hang out soon to discuss ideas for the project.
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yeah the house next door caught fire, i left my window open, my room smelled a little like smoke, i was worried all my shit would go up. it didnt, this time.
infinity:
having the house next door go up in flames and your stuff untouched seems like things worked out decently for you. absolutely sucks for the people who lived there though.
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its friday night, im alone, i just ate cold macaroni and cheese, and im watching a steven segal movie on TNT.

suprisingly not as depressed about that as i proably should be.
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derceto:
i have been having a good amount of ideas for the show today. i'm going to start working on characters and storylines in the near future
derceto:
i think there are both positives and negatives either way. its definitely something to consider and discuss though
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i really kinda wish there was a place to put my resume on the site. i finally wrote one now i feel i wanna give it as much exposure as possible so here it is, i sooooo need a job, so if you know anyone...

please ask for contact info, its on the actual resume

Justin Stone

Objective To obtain stable and personally rewarding employment...
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