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thanks for the much needed validation. its good to know i'm not crazy...now i can just figure out how to get my boobs to stop throbbing.

any time parents just "stop by" or want to "hang out" i am very suspicious. but who knows maybe dad just wants to share worthers original or sompin'

not fer nuttin', but i used to work fer this fella named Dave Dadds... he was a closet smoker... err... other than than, i got nothing.

maybe i do got something; maybe he found the cigar box fulla narcotics under yr bed. if so, remember to say "I learned it from you, alright?!"
that'll make him get off yr case... god i love PSAs. you see the anti-meth ad with good ol Hank Rollins?

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Yep, that's usually how it goes.

Awww. That's so sweet. Unfortunately, I just got done eating. It was damn good too.

its the 25th...damn why didnt anyone tell me

I just bought some parts for my niek I have neglected that last 2 years, this summer I plan to put some miles on it

Planning on making it a daily thing. I crossed the railroad tracks and got myself good and lost in the sketchy neighborhoods back there. Ended up on the other side of town when I thought I was headed back to my apartment. Cut through the local community college campus and made it back just as it was starting to rain.

High adventure!

yes, hot. who is she?

yeah, i know how that can be

thanks

back to normal...for now.

bleh.

Absolutely issue by issue.

okie dokiei gotta comment for yr journal post from a couple days back about Guys and stuff.

a) being totally sexually driven. There's no moderation with this one... that's the only fucking reason that they're talking to you. Maybe the annoyance comes because it's soooo prevelent.
Alotta guys are sexually drivenwithout sex drive these people are without any motivation whatsoever. Call it a breeding instinct if you must (i call it obsolete male impulses, but i tend to be over-judgmental and a tad snarky), but that's what you have with these guys.
But you must know someone that's not all sexually driven, yeah? I mean, me, i got me a friend that's asexual. That's cos his granny molested him at a young age, but yr gonna get baggage whoever yr with, right? He talks a lot about MMORPGs and computers and stuff, but honestly sweet and not out to jump yr bones. (seriously, that's his life right there.)

I've even run across it here on sg! I know you guys think with your dicks, but occasionally use the head that's near your shoulders...
Well, of course yr gonna find it on SG, wherever you have attractive naked ladies, you gonna find macho fuck-heads.
And, coincidentally (consequently?), their egos and insecuritiesexploit these that the fucks might bugger off.

yea you wanna fuck, so does every other joe out there, who doesn't?
Me? If it aint for the long haul, i dont want a piece. Been over that part of my life for a bit.
And, anyways, Trevor said it best in his (her?) comment, which i agree with completely. But most emphatically the Moral of the story: Men can be idiots when trying to get in girls pants, and women can be just as stupid and let them. If we could just stop the stupid people from breeding, the world would be a better place.

OTHERWISE:
career move, eh? go for it!

Nonsense. I see you. Such silly gibberish

All right some Brit to English translation:

Bastard Tory = right-wing opportunist, Scottish-hating, poor-hating, rich brown-nosing, incoherent bastard.

PM = Prime Minister or USA's jingo-monkey.

Vimto = sweet, fruity, fizzy drink that slays me.

Blighted = Afflicted.

And no, according to what I've been told I don't have shoulders. I'm beginning to think I've been fed some duff information.

Duff = Bullshit.

Yeah video games are this weird new invention. Aren't they great?!?!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*sleeps, dies*

Indeed. We're on the same page here. Although this is all more about relationships than sex, which don't always have to involve one another. If an intelligent person seeking a relationship is approached by an idiot seeking sex, then it's bound to get ugly. However if the intelligent person is looking for a little nookie until another intelligent person comes along to fill that relationship need, some times an appropriately equiped idiot will do in a pinch.

Also, as you said, idiots tend to leave one lacking. So is it any wonder that someone searching for a good lay would target those with something a little more worthwhile to offer?

Is this where I'm supposed to start talking about my mammoth cock? I always forget...

so fly to new york and lets get married , but I get to keep all my intellectual property just remember that


that guy from that website in your journal looks like Ben Stein

Well, my time out in the field consisted of short but hard work, a little bit of napping, and coming back early. So, I guess I did have fun. Good tip.

-Trevor

::hands you a ten::
god i hope that's a loan and yr not expecting me to dance. for the love of humanity, i have no rhythm.

wow, in HS i was a weird, arrogant, asshole. the years since, i've combined the three and prefer to be called "Eccentric". and tacked on whimsical. a whimsical eccentric, the industry aint seen that yet!
now only if i could get a paying gig...damnit.

right on with the Calvin und Hobbes!






and fuck Tim Burton, the bloody poseur--whimsical eccentrics are born, their traits painstakingly cultivated thru years of rejection, sticktoitiveness, fetishes, ego and TALENT. we're not an image to be bought and marketed to!