figmentation

Aww. sweet!

Some very wise mice once asked how many roads a man must walk upon. They didn't have an answer, though, Which just goes to show that wisdom isn't everything.

Yeah, I like the rain, but I had to do some work on my car, and the garage is full of stuff.

Im gonna comment here, cuz my thread got too big.

How many times to do you silently fart a day?

today, twice

What would you do if there were no consequences to your actions?

I would see what else I could get away with, namely more silent farts in enclosed spaces

Where would you live if you had no financial contstraints???

Bondi Beach, Australia

Today is unique! It has never ocurred before and it will never be repeated. At midnight it will end, quietly, suddenly, totally. Forever. But the hours between now and then are opprotunities with eternal possibilities.

yes, yes, sleep is good.

most people don't listen to themselves when they're hungry... what makes you think they'll listen to themselves when they realize they're in a bad relationship?
to avoid disaster, maybe. i dunno, i'm obviously an optimist...

Thanks! I'm really looking forward to it.

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(that work? I figured this would be more efficient and effective than my usual shtick)

To be honest, I think it's your back. Or well,the transition from the hips, back, and butt.

But your nose is up there; a soft roman...it's practically the defeinteion of classic beauty (in the western tradition..) actually you are as a whole- to me anyway. (And I think I have enough reference, live or otherwise, to judge that..)

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heehee.. this was just sent via email and I think it needs posting.

"just face it- you're cute. You're cute in a very classical, womanly way and it wears good on you. There, I said it."

It says:

A Man Is Not Finished
When He Is Defeated
A Man Is Finished
When He Quits

Seems to have been a rough day for everyone. I hope it gets better for you.

*hugs*

- Name: irrelvent
- Nickname: I've garnered far too many
- Birth date: 3-4-1979
- Birthplace: a hospital
- Current Location: purgatory
- Eye Color: chalky blue
- Hair Color: Naturally dirty blonde that can sometimes grey out..so colored it is..
- Height: 5' 10'
- Righty or Lefty: Righty
- Zodiac Sign: Pisces

LAYER TWO: On The Inside

- Your heritage: English Scandinavian
- Who you look like: Crispin Glover (so I'm told)
- Your weakness: myself
- Your fears: being forgotten
- Your perfect pizza: pepperoni works fo me
- Goal you'd like to achieve: figuring my place in the universe


LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow

- Your most overused phrase on messenge: Ok
- Your thoughts first waking up: what time is it?
- Your best physical feature: a proper roman nose..
- Your bedtime: always too late in reference to the time I have to wake up
- Your most missed memory: the better people of my life when they're gone


LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
- Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi is my crack
- McDonald's or Burger King: McD's
- Single or group dates: I've never been ona group date..I don't see it happening either
- Adidas or Nike: I've been in Doc's since 2000
- Chocolate or vanilla: both
- Cappuccino or coffee: frappacino

LAYER FIVE: Do You?
- Smoke: not right now
- Cuss: Constantly-or consistantly
- Sing: in the car, the mail truck, when i'm alone..
- Have a crush: no..just crushed
- Think you've been in love: yes. And they all broke me.
- Like high school: the extra co=urricular activities, yes.
- Want to get married:I think so
- Believe in yourself: No.
- Get motion sickness: rarely
- Think you're attractive: in short spurts
- Think you're a health freak: no.
- Get along with your parents: tenuously
- Like thunderstorms: Hellz yeah.
- Play an instrument: not for years


LAYER SIX: In the past month...
- Drank alcohol: Yes.
- Smoked: yes.
- Done a drug: Only Ibuprofen
- Gone to the mall: Unfortunately
- Cried: yeah..
- Kissed someone you didnt want to: i haven't been kissed in months
- Been on stage: No
- Gone skating: I can't keep my balance
- Gone skinny dipping: ask me next month.
- Dyed your hair: YES.
- Stolen anything: No


LAYER SEVEN: Ever..
- Played a game that required removal of clothing: I wish.
- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yeah.
- Been caught "doing something": sort of.- Been called a tease: Onc eina while.
- Gotten beaten up: ha?!
- Shoplifted: No

LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
- Age you hope to be married: Soon if only to catch up with the other peeps..
- Numbers and Names of Children: Can I fall in love first???
- Describe your dream wedding: eloping
- How do you want to die: dramatically
- What do you want to be when you grow up: loved
- What country would you most like to visit: This one's pretty cool.

LAYER NINE: In a partner
- Best eye color: Dunno, not blue though.
- Hair color: Varies.
- Short or long hair: Varies
- Height: Varies
- Weight: Varies so long as she looks womanly.
- Best articles of clothing: cleavage..




LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
- Number of people I could trust with my life: 5
- Number of CDs that I own: too many
- Number of piercings: ask me on monday
- Number of tattoos: Zero
- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: in my lifetime? no comment
- Number of things in my past that I regret: Plenty

Wait, didn't you have a lot to say about it... twenty minutes ago? It seems to have disappeared...

That sounds too intelligent to be angry about.

Get angry about the lack of jelly foam mushrooms in todays garages and village shops instead.

Work with me here...

the only thing that rocks more than not drownind is shells and rocks--rocks fucking rock, dude.

It's always a good day when you don't kill yourself. Glad that you had a good time looking for shells.

Not drowning is almost as good as cake, some days.

I thought so. And now I'm covered in the most interesting pale purple stains.

i guess the people in my class still have irrational fears, of black men, cops with guns, etc, people who society says people should fear. i told them i don't prescribe to that irrational fear, and i'm gonna talk to whoever, and interact with however and leave my doors unlocked, and not look over my shoulder all the time and expect to see a rapist, but they wern't buy'n it. so they just took all this misplaced agression out on me for not following the rules...anyawy it was a long day


thats totally kick ass about the sea turtles, i used to do stuff like that in hawaii, when i lived there, it was always so relaxing, and i felt... i don't know, like a better person for taking time to watch something that i normally don't have time to think about in the course of a busy day. have a good time!.

And if you want to make an omelette you have to break a few eggs

how do you forget to eat? my girlfriend does that. i guess im just greedy

LOL I forget sometimes to eat also. How are ya today, sorry to take so long to get back to ya

Captin