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Friends in the UK, the Palm Pre launches there on Oct. 16th.

I highly recommend it. I've talked to a few people who switched from the iPhone and every one said the Pre is better.

Go get one. It's awesome.
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metaverse:
I have the Palm Pre. I love it. I just hope they put out some more apps for it that are worth a shit. I only have about 4 or so I use on a regular basis.
metaverse:
That is great to hear. Best phone I've ever had. So glad I waited for it and didn't get that crappy Instinct.
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There.

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nicole_powers:
Ha ha. Love it!
chrysis:
Ahaaha. Yes! .. So that will be in the beginning of your E! THS. ;]
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I have a commercial that started running during NFL games this weekend. I've never received so many emails for being on TV.

People need to watch more interesting stuff.
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fearthereaper:
60.

I couldnt get the taste of nitrates out of my mouth for days
shal:
Well, that didn't take long to find on Youtube.

Hah.
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devilsreject:
You know the fires in California are just that God dude showing his displeasure in the populace of California....right?

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devilsreject:
Voting against gay marriage only made him smile a little bit.

Have you guys tried flooding the Catholic Churches in your area with a huge wave of cash? Cash pleases God, the Catholic School i attended 15 years ago sends me a reminder every month of that.
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jace:
Ugh. Do you know him personally? I bet you do. Fuck you.
jace:
Shameless and Chewed Up are two of my favorite routines ever. He's great. You're an asshole for knowing him.
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I will be on KPCC, 98.3 here in LA from 2-3 today.

It's NPR, for you hippies.
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_margot_:
Thank you.
homme:
It was pretty funny.
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joker_:
I envy your experience.
mat8drb:
That was a bit odd? Really? That's what they all do. THE LADIEZ THEY GO WILD for the Welsh Python.
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Yes, I have learned to go to the bathroom while holding a baby.

Both.

Thank you for asking.
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mark_plus_beer:
If i'm going down i'm dragging TheQuestion, CreamyGoodness and mat8drb as they all came with me.
mydogfarted:
I still haven't tried #2, although I am one of those Baby Bjorn wearing douchebags (shocker, eh?), and took a piss with the baby strapped to my chest. I shook my head in disgust at myself.
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District 9.

Very enjoyable.

I have no interest in being an alien.
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nicole_powers:

I have no interest in being an alien.



Agreed. The cat food cuisine would get me down.

pagnaet:
This movie looks interesting, Especially from the trailer about feds raiding that guys house with pro-alien literature. Even so, Ill wait for DVD.
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I have sizzling hot abs.

Also, I don't know what abs are.
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joker_:
Why have a six pack, when you can have the whole keg?
tahloolah:
apparently if u buy every tv ad you see you will get sizzling hot abs.
even the knife sets
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Bird facts:

Crows are born in the suburbs. In their teens, they fly into cities and live there until their late 20s. Then they head back to the suburbs to find a mate. They make babies. Then, in their 40s, they fly out into the country, which is apparently a big retirement home for crows. Then they die.

That's how crows do it. They are...
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the_malcontent:
Sad to see your column go, good luck with the talky-picture-box funny man stuff! smile
shal:
There are a bunch of crows in my neighborhood. They talk big and shit all over everything until the mockingbirds (1/3rd their size) squawk at them in foreign languages and chase them off.

I left out all the negatives in what I wrote in my blog. I just needed to write something positive.

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jamie_trecker:
That's the kind of news I like.
tahloolah:
carnal needs are carnal needs.