If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:
A monkey
A ninja sword
A cricket bat. (Why? Why not?)
And it's not a "doll," it's an "action figure."
I have an irrational fear of...flying, despite having never stepped on a plane.
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house? - I'm usually there on one of two occasions. 1. Holidays (meaning big-ass turkey or ham dinners) and 2. Saturday nights (meaning either pasta or hot dogs and beans).
What weight were you when you were born? - 17 1/2 pounds of pure PIMP JUSTICE(!!!)
...this is also a lie, as I have no friggin' clue.
What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most? - Maybe finally find out if we taste like chicken.
I am most opposed to...
...general public stupidity. (Sorry, your answer was so good, I had to steal it. )
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? - Probably get real pissed off, then exact revenge by telling everyone we knew what a whore she is.
Do you stalk anyone on MySpace? - I'm barely on the fucker these days.
I am too old to be...mistaken for a middle-schooler.
I find the thought of childbirth...to be a bastion of unholy pain.
Next door to my house is...the rest of the buildings in my apartment complex.
My feet are... bare.
My preferred style of jeans is...the roomier, the better.
I know how to cook...not as much as I'd like, but my steak is improving.
I am annoyed at...
...my tendencies to stress over little shit and overthink things.
...the weather.
...stupid customers @my job.
Men should always...have good personal hygiene.
Women should never...let their pubic hair pass their bellybutton.
What do you think is the worst way to be dumped? - Not in person. How people can be jackasses like that I'll never know.
What child-related smell do you not like? - A toss-up between sour milk and the nuclear waste in their diapers.
What sea creature scares you? - I'd say I would have an issue w/jellyfish, or those fish that bite off your peenee.
What color hair do most of the people you are around have? - My hair's usually too short to notice.
What object have you broken most recently? - I honestly can't think of an answer to this question.
Name one of the Spice Girls - Mock me all you want, I can name all five. Ginger, Baby, Scary, Sporty, and Posh.
What was the last thing to make you cry? - Last breakup.
I would like to be in an advertisement for...Red Stripe.
What are the stems of wine glasses for? - To hold the glass in the air while I say, "More wine, dammit!"
My favorite shoes are...Reebok Classics, black.
My mothers' greatest fear is...Like I could give a shit.
If you'll be my star
I'll be your sky
You can hide underneath me and come out at night
When I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
Then you can sky rocket away from me
And never come back if you find another galaxy
Far from here with more room to fly
Just leave me your... Read More
....and I knew it would be - why did I even fucking go out
I lost my goddamn $400 cell phone....FUCK - of course I turned the ringer off on it too so even though I keep calling it no one picks up. Not and anyone could give back a free chocolat cell anyways.
I'm sorry you had such a crap night. I hope your phone shows up. (there really are some good people left right?)
But, don't cancel your plan, just call the co. up, tell them that it's missing and perhaps the last number you know you called and they'll be able to deactivate the phone.
I hope today is better.
xoxo
I feel so fucking torn between everything and everyone lately.
Honestly all I fucking want is some god damn time alone.
Which I was suppose to get in a month but looks like that wont be happening. I could go away for a month, visit my friends all around southern Ontario but it's my best friends last month here and I want to be able... Read More
i hope you feel better soon
A monkey
A ninja sword
A cricket bat. (Why? Why not?)
And it's not a "doll," it's an "action figure."
I have an irrational fear of...flying, despite having never stepped on a plane.
What type of food do you eat at your grandparents house? - I'm usually there on one of two occasions. 1. Holidays (meaning big-ass turkey or ham dinners) and 2. Saturday nights (meaning either pasta or hot dogs and beans).
What weight were you when you were born? - 17 1/2 pounds of pure PIMP JUSTICE(!!!)
...this is also a lie, as I have no friggin' clue.
What would you do if you were stranded on an island with the person you hate most? - Maybe finally find out if we taste like chicken.
I am most opposed to...
...general public stupidity. (Sorry, your answer was so good, I had to steal it.
What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? - Probably get real pissed off, then exact revenge by telling everyone we knew what a whore she is.
Do you stalk anyone on MySpace? - I'm barely on the fucker these days.
I am too old to be...mistaken for a middle-schooler.
I find the thought of childbirth...to be a bastion of unholy pain.
Next door to my house is...the rest of the buildings in my apartment complex.
My feet are... bare.
My preferred style of jeans is...the roomier, the better.
I know how to cook...not as much as I'd like, but my steak is improving.
I am annoyed at...
...my tendencies to stress over little shit and overthink things.
...the weather.
...stupid customers @my job.
Men should always...have good personal hygiene.
Women should never...let their pubic hair pass their bellybutton.
What do you think is the worst way to be dumped? - Not in person. How people can be jackasses like that I'll never know.
What child-related smell do you not like? - A toss-up between sour milk and the nuclear waste in their diapers.
What sea creature scares you? - I'd say I would have an issue w/jellyfish, or those fish that bite off your peenee.
What color hair do most of the people you are around have? - My hair's usually too short to notice.
What object have you broken most recently? - I honestly can't think of an answer to this question.
Name one of the Spice Girls - Mock me all you want, I can name all five. Ginger, Baby, Scary, Sporty, and Posh.
What was the last thing to make you cry? - Last breakup.
I would like to be in an advertisement for...Red Stripe.
What are the stems of wine glasses for? - To hold the glass in the air while I say, "More wine, dammit!"
My favorite shoes are...Reebok Classics, black.
My mothers' greatest fear is...Like I could give a shit.
Can you use chopsticks? - Damn straight I can!
Do you prefer beaches or forests? - Beaches.
-TM