There are at least twelve mirrors in mirror world
The hardcore Xmas drinking has begun. I had the pleasure of having dinner and drinks with ma famille last night and today I feel like death thanks to the hangover from hell. I hardly ever get hangovers and am less than appreciating this one. Had I gone straight home I'd have been fine but like the...
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The hardcore Xmas drinking has begun. I had the pleasure of having dinner and drinks with ma famille last night and today I feel like death thanks to the hangover from hell. I hardly ever get hangovers and am less than appreciating this one. Had I gone straight home I'd have been fine but like the...
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You've been waiting to be rationing me since the day we met
So that's it. Xmas is over. All my shopping is now done, even down to the killer outfit for the Xmas Eve party. My tactic this year is to start out girlie (there are false eyelashes and a short skirt) in order to try and keep a certain standard. This is necessary due...
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So that's it. Xmas is over. All my shopping is now done, even down to the killer outfit for the Xmas Eve party. My tactic this year is to start out girlie (there are false eyelashes and a short skirt) in order to try and keep a certain standard. This is necessary due...
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scruff78:
ha ha, spent the last two days on a drink and drug fuelled adventure, and i smashed up a christmas tree!
taniss:
Ah, The Day Today.
The cradle of Partridge civilization. And just as good now, even though a scary amount of years have passed.
"How do words feel? How about long words? Do they feel different? What about significant words?"
My Christmas viewing is similar, except minus 'Elf' and with the addition of lots of the X Files (I've bought myself the box set: no one else would, you see.)
The cradle of Partridge civilization. And just as good now, even though a scary amount of years have passed.
"How do words feel? How about long words? Do they feel different? What about significant words?"
My Christmas viewing is similar, except minus 'Elf' and with the addition of lots of the X Files (I've bought myself the box set: no one else would, you see.)
If you'd taken the time to watch boob olympics you'd realise that there is a competitive element.
This trailer has been making me laugh today.
I'm bored of worrying about family and men and money and the such like so it can all just COCK RIGHT OFF. Shove all the problems up your unprotected anus then go fist fight a meerkat with a...
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This trailer has been making me laugh today.
I'm bored of worrying about family and men and money and the such like so it can all just COCK RIGHT OFF. Shove all the problems up your unprotected anus then go fist fight a meerkat with a...
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complicity:
Yeah but if they were black pajamas you could pretend to be a ninja, disappear into the background and spend the rest of the day stalking the smug fuckers with cranberry flavour throwing stars. 
tripster:
Damm right Im cursed not stupid.How was dinner with Mummy.
You take the lid off the gearknob and find a teste.
I think it's saaaad that people find it entertaining to read about people who call themselves things like "Stan the Stabber"who chops people's heads off in half, sets fire to their eyebrows and knocks peoples teeth out with a toffee hammer just because they couldn't repay a loan at a very uncompetititve rate of...
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I think it's saaaad that people find it entertaining to read about people who call themselves things like "Stan the Stabber"who chops people's heads off in half, sets fire to their eyebrows and knocks peoples teeth out with a toffee hammer just because they couldn't repay a loan at a very uncompetititve rate of...
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klair:
there are some xmas decorations round my way that need to be destroyed. they've been up since halloween & it's highly irritating- fucking halloween! thats no-where near xmas!!! mind you, most of them in my street don't get turned on much now because the stupid red-necks can't afford the electric seeing as they've3 been on a month & a half
el_zorro:
I may be retarded and I am a bastard but in my defense I've never buggered a goldfish.
They're really slippy but I bet if I ever managed it it'd be tight like whoa. Although even the biggest goldfish might be too small so I might have to staple two together.
She also loves it fishways.
They're really slippy but I bet if I ever managed it it'd be tight like whoa. Although even the biggest goldfish might be too small so I might have to staple two together.
She also loves it fishways.
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donut3000:
hmmmmmmm i think you see the truth!
faye:
Did you hear TheTokyoProjekt is gettin naked?!?!?! 
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Please commenton my or, if you like the more info or the story behind this whole deal you can also click the link below!
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double post6 because i'm pissed ......... skip to the end
Today we're talking about what people would look like in the future.
Did you know that crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them crab-flavoured sticks.
I've been trying to decide what to get everyone for Xmas. I'm thinking about chocolate oranges. I may give them to all the ladies I know aged fifty and...
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Did you know that crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them crab-flavoured sticks.
I've been trying to decide what to get everyone for Xmas. I'm thinking about chocolate oranges. I may give them to all the ladies I know aged fifty and...
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robot_jim:
white chocolate is the MOST DISGUSTING sweet ever made. eeeeaaaaarrrrghhh
celery:
Hello pole dancer. Have you noticed how in our old age there are all sorts of injuries that occur because of everyday activities. It seems to me that everyday I wind up with a sore neck, butt cheek, or tooth. Am I falling apart? Its not the end of the world, I just need to stretch more and take less risks. Wait, no, I need to be more active and risk more. That way my body gets used to being abused.
Last night an amazing thing happened. It is impossible to describe, but I honestly felt like I was jumping off a 30 foot cliff. It involved running toward this cliff, jumping off and being caught by an invisible fence. You have to try to believe. It only works at night.
Last night an amazing thing happened. It is impossible to describe, but I honestly felt like I was jumping off a 30 foot cliff. It involved running toward this cliff, jumping off and being caught by an invisible fence. You have to try to believe. It only works at night.
My apologies in advance but i just can't help but fill this fucking stupid things out. They always make me laugh. Plus I've added in my own comments (formerly known as excuses) to make myself feel better about being such a horrific person;
( ) I've Never Been Drunk - This is obviously not true
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot - I spent my...
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( ) I've Never Been Drunk - This is obviously not true
( ) I've Never Smoked Pot - I spent my...
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celery:
Fanny eh?? Yeah, I ran into trouble with that one once. 'Smack you in the fanny' to us yanks means to slap someone in the rear end. Not to hit the precious reproductive zone of the ladies.
In Australia 'root' means to, 'do the dog'. To 'do the dog', means to have sex. In the US we sing a song at baseball games that goes... 'root, root, root, for the home team, if they don't win its a shame... for it's one, two, three strikes your out at the old ball game.' In otherwords, we have to be carful my penny sweet. But as long as your fanny does the dog, I'll root for you.
In Australia 'root' means to, 'do the dog'. To 'do the dog', means to have sex. In the US we sing a song at baseball games that goes... 'root, root, root, for the home team, if they don't win its a shame... for it's one, two, three strikes your out at the old ball game.' In otherwords, we have to be carful my penny sweet. But as long as your fanny does the dog, I'll root for you.
celery:
next
I'll love you all when I'm sober. The boys gave up at half twelve and I have no idea what time it is right now but it's not the weekend.
I'm gonna go pass out in a tupid place
I've woken up on the floor. I'm not dressed but I did manage to get my contact lenses out last night so it's allll good.
Here's...
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I'm gonna go pass out in a tupid place
I've woken up on the floor. I'm not dressed but I did manage to get my contact lenses out last night so it's allll good.
Here's...
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donut3000:
nothing
donut3000:
i dont think i would ever 'small talk' with a lady, well not until the 50th date. and then only about the daily temperature!
Hmmm you youngsters just dive straight in! outrageous!
i must admit to having 'phone small talk' with a girlfriend
Hmmm you youngsters just dive straight in! outrageous!
i must admit to having 'phone small talk' with a girlfriend
Illness sucks. Too ill to cook, feeling ready to vomit as I haven't eaten in a few days. Vicious circle. About to run out of meds which means unless I can get to see my Dr tomorrow I'll end up as a quivering wreck.
In other news, I finally decided to go buy the boots I've been lusting after for months and couldn't find them...
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In other news, I finally decided to go buy the boots I've been lusting after for months and couldn't find them...
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donut3000:
Monkey Tennis!!!!
tripster:
I had to ask to find out who Alfie Moon was and then I find out its SHANE BLOODY RITCHIE.Im not happy about that but it could have been Ian Beale I suupose.
"Your nuffin Elysia,Im gonna get my bruvva and theres gonna be some bovva,your in trouble nah you slaaaaaaaaaag"
HAHAHA fairplay it was a good comeback but"Have you got Jaff Cakes,one of those muffins,some of those flapjacks with the chocolate peices that arent really chocolate but look like they should be,give em to your dog or............an invalid"thats you that is.
Laters.
"Your nuffin Elysia,Im gonna get my bruvva and theres gonna be some bovva,your in trouble nah you slaaaaaaaaaag"
HAHAHA fairplay it was a good comeback but"Have you got Jaff Cakes,one of those muffins,some of those flapjacks with the chocolate peices that arent really chocolate but look like they should be,give em to your dog or............an invalid"thats you that is.
Laters.
Meh. A mere hours sleep. Meh.
*Hands shaking like Judy Finnegan whenever they do the wine club on Richard & Judy*
My family seem to be launching some kind of hostile take over of my life this week. Three family members who don't get along = three separate days of visits. At least I get free dinner. Do they not realise we live over 40...
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*Hands shaking like Judy Finnegan whenever they do the wine club on Richard & Judy*
My family seem to be launching some kind of hostile take over of my life this week. Three family members who don't get along = three separate days of visits. At least I get free dinner. Do they not realise we live over 40...
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abortion:
Good idea! There's alot of underground music just ready to break and a new scene will be upon us, the revolution! As a musician i am one of those who is destined to destroy crap music and bring back the culture of rock n roll.
We are due
We are due
tripster:
Shut up you dozy cow!
Its becoming quite a close competition between us its all tied at 1-1 in the I want to be alone and cant talk right now stakes.
No apologies needed.
Its becoming quite a close competition between us its all tied at 1-1 in the I want to be alone and cant talk right now stakes.
No apologies needed.
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Five words that I despise. For some unexplained reason, outta the blue, my computer will decide to start randomly deleting my incoming emails and hiding them somewhere that I cannot find them. Why oh why? This leads to people getting arsey with the whole "oh you didn't reply to my email you bitch" type thing when IT'S NOT FUCKING ME!...
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Five words that I despise. For some unexplained reason, outta the blue, my computer will decide to start randomly deleting my incoming emails and hiding them somewhere that I cannot find them. Why oh why? This leads to people getting arsey with the whole "oh you didn't reply to my email you bitch" type thing when IT'S NOT FUCKING ME!...
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donut3000:
you poor thing, insomnia is my enemy too (i have a few enemy's) my cyborg wishes have not come true 
I am old enough to remember a time before "Scrappy Doo" i remember his appearance, he annoyed the hell out of me then, and spoilt 'scoobie doo' for ever, scrappy doo is my enemies' too!
cartoon creatures on speed and coke at the same time are a bad idea full stop.
I am old enough to remember a time before "Scrappy Doo" i remember his appearance, he annoyed the hell out of me then, and spoilt 'scoobie doo' for ever, scrappy doo is my enemies' too!
cartoon creatures on speed and coke at the same time are a bad idea full stop.
donut3000:
how is that possible 
i was only 8 or 10? is this another of you evil super powers???
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i was only 8 or 10? is this another of you evil super powers???
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Luscious red lips and sexy long legs, SENECA is ready to get cozy with you.
I mean come on!