Yesterday I received an invitation to a bridal shower.
For one, I don't know the girl very well. Secondly, there may be someone there that I really do NOT want to meet.
Third, I think I cannot bite my tongue in regards to marriage being an incredible mistake, especially for her and her fiance.
In conclusion, it is best if I do not attend.
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For one, I don't know the girl very well. Secondly, there may be someone there that I really do NOT want to meet.
Third, I think I cannot bite my tongue in regards to marriage being an incredible mistake, especially for her and her fiance.
In conclusion, it is best if I do not attend.
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stitches_u_up:
Weddings are so..strange. Like my cynical side just thinks FOOLS. but the sappy Oh that IS actulaay a wonderful thing comes and pops up once in awhile and i catually wonder..maybe me? That last one i went to was my second cousins wedding. it was funny because although i somewhat distance myself from fdamily they are all pretty tight. so i didnt know many people, but went since it is after all family. and everyone was like OH HI Havent seen you since you were...(insert young age)..than go on about how they heard this and that about me since. Over all it was really cool, and i actually have started a new friendship w a couple cousins since. The only really shitty part is, My cousin, she married a mormon, UH..she is gonna convert. i really wanted to say no dont, but she is in love, so what do you do?
monsvalentine:
i only attend weddings of good friends. and i think they are always a blast. i find marriage incredible. not a mistake.
I'm off to get some extension cords.
Before I do, I'd just like to say that my knee still hurts. I'm not sure that a doctor would do more than have me wear an Ace bandage and tell me to rest. If this persists for a couple more weeks, then I might do something.
And will someone please tell me why the traces of mascara...
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Before I do, I'd just like to say that my knee still hurts. I'm not sure that a doctor would do more than have me wear an Ace bandage and tell me to rest. If this persists for a couple more weeks, then I might do something.
And will someone please tell me why the traces of mascara...
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Bah. I am not feeling at full mast. Perhaps it's the weather that's making me feel funky. Damn unreliable body, I took you for granted long ago, and now you are being mean to me. 
I feel a vibe in the air that leads me to think that there are going to be even more people coming out of the woodwork that I've not seen,...
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I feel a vibe in the air that leads me to think that there are going to be even more people coming out of the woodwork that I've not seen,...
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papawheelie:
"I saw a squirrel! he went like this munchmunchmunch..."
boy do i love gir.
"what do you want to do wake up the whole neighborhood!?"...... "I dooo"
boy do i love gir.
"what do you want to do wake up the whole neighborhood!?"...... "I dooo"
faelynia:
is the magic coconut the ancestor to the magic 8 ball?
bodies are wierd... mine is beginning to change... better living through science!
bodies are wierd... mine is beginning to change... better living through science!
I think I slept 15 hours on Saturday.
My right knee/leg is screwed up. Feels like a pinched nerve and joint issue. When I was younger, I dislocated my knee three times. Thank you SO MUCH, tennis, softball, and alcohol.
And how about checking out your
Weekly World News story of the day.
My right knee/leg is screwed up. Feels like a pinched nerve and joint issue. When I was younger, I dislocated my knee three times. Thank you SO MUCH, tennis, softball, and alcohol.
And how about checking out your
Weekly World News story of the day.
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gofuserectus:
you am lovely!!
abevigoda:
I know how you feel thanks to skateboarding, snowboarding and alcohol.
Thanks again for the WWN, I'll trade you an Onion
Thanks again for the WWN, I'll trade you an Onion
*Edited to add, how could I NOT link to this gem of a story that is making me laugh profusely.
Tired. Laundry. Nap. Fun. Work. Drive to LAX. Wonder which order it will happen.
Please use a word, but just one, to sum up your entire week.
Tired. Laundry. Nap. Fun. Work. Drive to LAX. Wonder which order it will happen.
Please use a word, but just one, to sum up your entire week.
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abevigoda:
anticlimactic
BTW, thanks for the WWN article,". . . lumbering out of the forest in spike heels." I'm still laughing
BTW, thanks for the WWN article,". . . lumbering out of the forest in spike heels." I'm still laughing
stasia:
yea girl,
im RIGHT across the street!!
like dead center, and a i have a view of the sign from my room
im moving in this week
so when i get settled, well hang out
im RIGHT across the street!!
like dead center, and a i have a view of the sign from my room
im moving in this week
so when i get settled, well hang out
Nothing is forever.
I have to keep reminding myself of this, but I said it loud for the benefit of someone else last night. Bittersweet.
I have to keep reminding myself of this, but I said it loud for the benefit of someone else last night. Bittersweet.
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timmy:
even in the cold november rain?
clara:
You are an immensely intelligent woman. I already feel like less of a slob.
My best friend since middle school called me yesterday, as I was on my way to the airport to pick up the lovely Eva.
My friend has been sick for a long time, and has suffered all sorts of ailments, ranging from the serious to the chronic to the annoying.
If you didn't know her well, perhaps you'd think her a hypochondriac. It's not...
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My friend has been sick for a long time, and has suffered all sorts of ailments, ranging from the serious to the chronic to the annoying.
If you didn't know her well, perhaps you'd think her a hypochondriac. It's not...
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swoo:
I live with a person like that. Meh-ugh.
You couldn't, even if you wanted to.
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mtlqueen:
Oh yeah?
There.
There.
I was taking a bath last night, and I got to thinking about some of my friends, but most especially, the ones that I am no longer in contact with.
One of the people I'm talking about is a good friend, my "star sister", as she was exactly one year older than me. It was saddening to hear that she skipped town (London), and ran...
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One of the people I'm talking about is a good friend, my "star sister", as she was exactly one year older than me. It was saddening to hear that she skipped town (London), and ran...
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toneski:
there is a reason they are old friends. if they weren't old, there would be a reason to find them and contact them.
i am more concerned with old bands that I used to like that I am no longer around for me to enjoy thier new work.
or more depressing...when good bands turn on you like shitty friends, and decide to change thier style twrods sucking ass.
then become old favorite bands... that sucks.
Daft Punk... why?
i am more concerned with old bands that I used to like that I am no longer around for me to enjoy thier new work.
or more depressing...when good bands turn on you like shitty friends, and decide to change thier style twrods sucking ass.
then become old favorite bands... that sucks.
Daft Punk... why?
diggity:
this song i've been listening too has got me thinking about an old friend who decided we weren't friends anymore...maybe one day she'll have some perspective on the situation and we can start all over agaon...
I am going out this weekend...with a llama. 
Actually I might be going over to my best friend's house for Jacuzzi time, although I am not sure.
Guess who also got Pixies tickets?
Last night I had a dream that a plane crashed into the building I was in, but it was a house made of glass, so I could see it before it happened...
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Actually I might be going over to my best friend's house for Jacuzzi time, although I am not sure.
Guess who also got Pixies tickets?
Last night I had a dream that a plane crashed into the building I was in, but it was a house made of glass, so I could see it before it happened...
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itsalivemedia:
Hey, thanks for the bday wishes! That was super sweet of you! How are you???? I'm bummed you have a gig (actually I am happy for you but....) I might need a helper soon. Don't suppose you are around ever again? Know someone who might be?
And where is Spacepod??????
Thanks again for the well wishes
And where is Spacepod??????
Thanks again for the well wishes
bean:
Damn you all and your pixies tickets! 
Don't mind me, I'm just bitter. But I'm still super-excited I'm going to Curiosa.
And yeah, wtf is up with spacepod!?
Don't mind me, I'm just bitter. But I'm still super-excited I'm going to Curiosa.
And yeah, wtf is up with spacepod!?
I challenge you to use the following words after all the sentences you can today.
"with a llama".....
Example: Today I am going to the airport...with a llama.
Example 2: How could you possibly think that it was a good idea to go to that shitty restaurant...with a llama.
So on and so forth.
Your turn.
"with a llama".....
Example: Today I am going to the airport...with a llama.
Example 2: How could you possibly think that it was a good idea to go to that shitty restaurant...with a llama.
So on and so forth.
Your turn.
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pommyjeff:
...with a llama
atomic_tiki:
Elisabeth!!! IM me when you get a chance...with a llama.
I have a new mission I'm on...with a llama.
And you're gonna laugh or hate me...with a llama.
muahahahahahaha
I have a new mission I'm on...with a llama.
And you're gonna laugh or hate me...with a llama.
muahahahahahaha
What happens when you go to find out something, and you already know that you do not need to? You already knew what happened, sort of ESP per se, combined with educated guesses and odds.
I went through the motions last night anyway, and actually laughed at my monitor upon seeing it in words on my screen. Probably cruel, but I am not making fun....
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I went through the motions last night anyway, and actually laughed at my monitor upon seeing it in words on my screen. Probably cruel, but I am not making fun....
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thepirate:
I've actually got a number of friends from third grade, that's my oldest if you don't count family.
I've been hanging with the cousins since I was born.
I've been hanging with the cousins since I was born.
mnislahi:
it woudl have to be my best friend.. i've known her since i can remember.. and still bestfriends..