I am still in shock. I am living in house inside a subdivision that is in suburbia.
Well, it is official. I am a sell-out.
God, getting old sucks.
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donzell:
Yes, I own a cat. No, I do not kiss my cat. My parents and I respect our differences. I piss in my yard only when I am locked out and I have answer nature's call. No, I would not pick another person's cigarette butt off my lawn. Yes, I would take my friend's keys because I know how much a pain in the ass a DUI is to defend. No, I cannot do my alphabet in 7/8 time. Yes, I have seen a stripper take a tote of a cigarette using her nether-regions. No, I have not seen a female mormon in her secret underpants. I do not drink coffee. I drink coke. I laugh when I hear the term penis or "paynes." Okay, I am juvenile. I do not have any smiths albums, but I do a few albums from the Cure. I may be not a complete sell out, but I definitely feel that I am on sale.
apologees:
late reply---the cure is waaaaaaaaaaaay better than the smiths. morrissey makes me wanna punch a kitten in the face.