dontpooyourself

So my aunt made me some muddy buddies today. It's rice chex with chocolate and peanut butter and powdered sugar. Anyway, afterwards, I thought, goddamn, I should take these to Cold Stone and have those bitches mix these into some ice cream. So I did. And when I got there, the employee said they couldn't do it. So I asked him, "Is it just for...
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I passed by someone who had been hit by a car today. He looked really fucked up. The paramedics were cutting his shirt off as we drove by. Fuckin jaywalkers, just moseyin across the street.

And what the fuck, America?! Why aren't I desensitized yet? Someone's doing a shitty job.

Threads are unraveling...

I'm slowly becoming Moe Syzlak. Which would be amusing from a third parties perspective, but not so much from first.

When the chips are down, few people can really swing the bat.

Procrastination is great. I did alot today to avoid my homework, including cleaning my bedroom, doing laundry, going to a barbeque, ordering the latest samurai champloo dvd, and now making another journal entry. Sadly, I think I'm running out of things to do...

I've had Hatebreeders tattooed on my brain all day long. At least it's not a song I despise and want to cut...
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I'm effin hungry. I wish my sister would come home soon so that we can eat.

I bought a sweet ass Alice in Wonderland print today. It's an enlargement of an original illustration of Alice conversing with the Cheshire Cat. The guy I bought it from had one with the catapillar on it, but he wouldn't part with it. Oh well, the one I got...
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I wish my record player wasn't so damn testy. Every time I get comfortable it shorts out and I have to go show it some lovin again.

How can I feel so damn lonely in a city filled with so many people (other than the fact that whining about this kinda shit makes me a pussy.)?

I'm gonna watch The Office Special and go to...
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I'm going back home this weekend to visit some close friends. As glad as I am to get to see people I love, this sadly means no suicide girls for a weekend. Oh well, at least when I return I'll have about twelve sets to go through. Have a good weekend, and if my plane should crash and I die a horrifically painful (but quick)...
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I need a good kick in the ass.

I read something insightful today. On the wall of a men's room, there was a picture of a man standing below an archway with some luggage. It wasn't really a picture, more of a drawing, but underneath it it said, "No matter where you go, someone will always hate you." I'm pretty sure whoever hung it up meant it to be insulting and spirit diminishing,...
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I'm going to Mexico today! I'll be back Monday, assuming the federalies don't catch on to me. Drop me a line and maybe I'll bring you back a sombrero filled to the brim with tequila.