Friday Oct 29, 2004

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Who'd like to read my cover letter for this kooky job I'm trying to land? I just need a fresh pair of eyes to give it a once over.

It's about 800 words--long, I know, but without a resume and the imperative to demonstrate my brilliance that's as short as I can get it.

(Use the Contact tab and I'll reply with the document attached.)
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criticaloversite:
I have returned and would like to see you back on my friends list. wink

So, what did I miss?
adjunct:
Attachment madness and all, I hope it helped.

Tuesday Oct 26, 2004

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Am I an ass for being deeply annoyed that my friends can't even plan Halloween parties more than 5 days in advance? I just got an email this morning about a party happening on Sunday--"costumes are a must". If I had a fucking costume for a Halloween party, wouldn't that mean I already had plans to attend one somewhere else?

Oh, wait. Furthere update. ginny...
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kestrel:
I don't really care who does it, as long as SOMETHING is done!
burstandbloom:
by "sharing information" on book publishing
you were sharing your thoughts and your trepidations and how you would approach it

if the people who wanted to submit had those thoughts
they would ask me and i would answer them with specifics pertaining to this book
your "sharing info" just seemed to muck things up more than i or you or anybody needed in that thread


i just got invited to a halloween party today
just another place to go
thats always good
right?

Monday Oct 25, 2004

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The weekend--she rocked. Could've rocked harder, granted, but then we'd have run a much higher injury risk.

I regret only my part in mk700c's slackassedness. I wonder if Joe made him ride home...

I also wonder if mk had to deal with the question I deflected to him while he and Joe were off putting his stuff in the car: "How do we...
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chuckgelman:
where can i submit my NHS essay?
chuckgelman:
thank you. are there any guidelines...any preferences? i suppose i could write something new...otherwise i have a ton of archived school papers.

Wednesday Oct 20, 2004

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When you feel like snapping at someone for starting a new thread where no new thread needed to be started, and the sheer nerve of that action in the face of previous discussion on the topic makes your gums burn and your asshole twitch it may be time to step away from the internet.
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hellkitten:
Yes, I would have to agree there. Stepping away from the computer might be in order. Or maybe just more time reading a great book? That's my cure-all. wink blush biggrin
maike:
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/SG%3ANHS/topics/63399/

Tuesday Oct 19, 2004

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What? No. I was paying attention. Just say the last part again.
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mk700c:
I'm comin' to getcha.
kestrel:
I came here to comment, but all of the above statements, inexplicably in one place, have simply blown my mind.

Sunday Oct 17, 2004

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When I'm stupid rich y'alls can say you knew me when.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to get some diamonds to keep in my freezer. You know, for my breakfast champagne.
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rottenart:
i want 12.
uncognitive:
Is "stupid rich" the inverse of "smart poor"?

If so, I'm a fucking rocket scientist. biggrin

Saturday Oct 16, 2004

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A propos of nothing, ginny put on London Calling this morning as she was washing the dishes.

I do believe my work is done here.










But I'll probably stick around for the vagina.
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beaky:
Well, the vagina is something to stick around for
kestrel:
Silly boys and your... vaginas.

Wednesday Oct 13, 2004

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Went to Staples right after checking in at work today and got one of these.

Next time we get one of those ominous flickers where the power goes out for half a second because they hydro company figures 9:30 at night is a good time to monkey with the grid seeing as all the businesses that aren't giant bookstores are closed, instead of breaking...
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thehedgehog:
i just figured they were busy playin' with their joes :]
velocity:
That tee shirt would look quite fetching on your breastal region!

Sunday Oct 10, 2004

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kikka:
ahahah not fag but a sensual understander of the laws of physics. you+chair=comfort. that's not gay, that's reasonable.
plus, you are correct as always.
siv:
That is a fucking amazing series of action shots in photogrrrl's journal, Slappy.

Friday Oct 08, 2004

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Photogrrl tells me I might be the only male at the party tonight.

She says to bring a change of pants.

Nuts to that. She, and everyone else there, should bring a change of vagina!

That probably would have sounded a bit crazier if I'd not incorporated that subordinate clause, huh?
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scopitone6248:
Biggest laugh of the day goes to you, FAM.

I'm not kidding, three drops of pee came out.
evanx:
Screw it, go pantsless! smile

Thursday Oct 07, 2004

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Writing my self evaluation for work. I'm going to need a couple of synonyms for "awesome". (I've already used "totally sweet" and "super-rad" twice each.)
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oryx:
i just realized that there is a good chance you might be the only guy here tonight. at least for the first while.

you better bring two changes of pants.
thehedgehog:
you haven't finished that?!?
i worry about you smile

how about putting "doesn't drink enough scotch" on that self-eval, eh? ... EH? wink

Wednesday Oct 06, 2004

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I LIKE BOOBIES!

Why court controversy?

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All the best current pictures of me were taken over a span of about 12 hours. I've been rotating them through my profile pics. I'm not sure exactly how sad that is, and when I called NASA with the problem they said they didn't want to tie up their computers with such an enormous...
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scopitone6248:
It's my wee hands and arms, isn't it?

Did you ever see that Scott Thompson "Buddy Cole" sketch about T-Rex and their "faggy little arms".

Oh Canadians.
beaky:
hmmm that looks like a guinness glass, but not the right color
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