Wednesday Jul 27, 2011

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Sunday Jun 27, 2010

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We want a cooler fire,
A warmer snow.
A healthy sick day,
A higher low.

We sit in silence,
Screaming and screaming.
This damned insomnia,
We keep on dreaming.

Trying to live forever,
Complaining of age.
Lock up the criminals,
But keep me from the cage.

A stronger drug,
A tastier brew.
A bran-name shirt,
A faster shoe.

Sin your life,
Sin it away.
You...
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Wednesday Jun 23, 2010

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Refusing to be the victim, it took me getting stabbed with a can opener to fianlly say, "Why the fuck did I marry this bitch!!!"

How does one get stabbed with a can opener you might ask... When confronted by a significant other wielding a can opener, you really don't find it threatening...

Tuesday Jun 22, 2010

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I should really be doing my homework now... Even have it in front of me, just can't tear away from here... ARRR!!!

Monday Jun 21, 2010

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Just seems like no matter how the day has gone, it's always nice to relax and blast Dope so loud the rest of the world just fades away...

Saturday Jun 19, 2010

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Granpa always said "You're only as old as the women you do"... but he also said he was only on Viagra to keep from rolling out of bed at night...
iwishiwas:

tell your granpa, viagra is good for opening doors, ahead of you, and for keeping the sheets off your legs when they get sunburnt

tarion:

hahahahaha.