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2 Days and Counting...

It's like my shoulder is full of broken glass and rusty nails.

Fuck you, Tendonitis.
Fuck you right in your eye.
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freakpirate:
Next time man... next time.

And don't worry about breaking up the flow. I mean... I can still sleep with you too I guess.

Wait... that was what you're here for isn't it? Oh god... Did I cross the line?

Shit.

freakpirate:
Oh thank god. For a second there I thought I'd done something stupid.

Again.

I really have to quit doing that.

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scorpio_:
SHIT! You got me pegged. Mo'-fo'. wink

How've ya been, anyway? We should get together for coffee or armed robbery or something. biggrin
rowan:
You just made me bark laughter into a very quiet library. Now you aren't the only one getting funny looks. blush

xoxo
~Ro
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9 Days and Counting


I woke up this morning with a voice in my head.
"Go east," it told me.
Now I'm off to go do just that; with my camera firmly in hand.
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samantha:
...sounds exciting and dangerous. walk softly and carry a big lens.
monkeypox:
nah, i hate those guys. just kidding

ooo aaa
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10 Days And Counting

Today I left work and what should should I see parked right behind my truck?

The motherfuckin' Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
Of all the days to leave my camera at home......
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mistersatan:
Your argument is compelling, but I'm afraid I can't listen to you, as you have no pictures of said Wienermobile.
xip:
Hmm, but in his defense, he WAS calling me from the bus of a famous band and trying to get me to come out with him using the fact that he was in with the band as a lure... so either he's connected and manipulative, or just manipulative and full of shit... herm... whatever
xip
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16 DAYS AND COUNTING


Jeeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ.
Where did all my fucking around time go?
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thirtyseven:
previous dave = dave eggers. i'm pretty slow on the uptake. blush
doll_:
i wasnt trying to insult you.
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I hated my job less today than I did yesterday.

Little victories, motherfucker.
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thefuckoffkid:
I forgot the word black!!!!!! shocked eeek
retroactivwe:
Glad to see you got a p0rm ticket, see you then.
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One crappy job after another.
I'm on a work-related losing streak a mile long.
Thank god this one only lasts until I leave for L.A.
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luminaire:
No way dude, that's the last place on my list.
luminaire:
Word.
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I have a theory.

The jury duty waiting room is actually an intricate torture device designed by Nazi scientists as part of a series of tests seeking to determine whether it is actually possible to die of boredom.
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vikprez:
They sure did...sandwich, chips and water...I had to buy my own coke.
mistersatan:
It's a hernia, pre-op... from the inside.
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rowan:
You are so fucking cute. See you there...

btw: Should we pretend like we know eachother, or is that too much the norm? wink

xoxo
~Ro
koleeta:
I demand money if you ever want to see Koleeta's name again! besides that one I just wrote.
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Dear Seattle,

Part one:
Its not you, its me. Isnt that how these things usually start? I feel that that would be an unnecessary sacrifice of emotion to spare your feelings and I believe that our relationship deserves more honesty. To tell the truth, fault lies with both of us. It lies in my inability to act as my own catalyst for change. It lies...
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vikprez:
I actually saw people walking around today with umbrellas covering themselves from the sun, never really saw that in Seattle.
godzuki:
LA won't take. You'll be back by the summer.
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Whim has dictated that I set my Itunes library on "random" and make a playlist out of the first twenty songs that come up.
The result:
1."Shame On A Nigga" Wu Tang and System of a Down
2."First We Take Manhattan" Leonard Cohen
3."Hit Me Baby One More Time" Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa
4."Snowblind" SoaD
5."Loveshack" The B-52s.
6."Waving My Dick In The Wind" Ween...
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adore:
I haven't even been keeping up with this year's prom because it is 21+. I am sorry to say that I will not be going to SF. frown I will have to come up for a visit sometime soon though, eh?
samantha:
hmmm... yeah... i think being laid off just sucks. i suppose it does makes things simpler, but i'm sorry to hear about that.
and, oh but we do care! you see, i think that by taking the acronyms of your playlist, and deciphering the code, no doubt based on significant numbers from the kaballah, i can discover *inhale* the true name of god.