Last night was my homegirl Raquel's birthday. So, naturally, we all got very, very drunk over at Munchx0r's place. We thought that Raquel was going to be hanging out with Ellis Dee, but he didn't show because their mutual friend is a douche. I, as usual in this day and age, was drinking Jager. When we went to take the first shot (after a...
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vladdic:
I thought I was pretty insulting. Come on.. I told her that her 10k nose job was horrible and I liked her old Jew nose better. Then told her I pissed and shit all over her blankets and threw them out. And Ronnie.. he yelled eat a dick to her on the way out. I think we were pretty insulting.
So I was going to go see My Chemical Romance open for Face to Face tonight, but that didn't end up happening.
Instead, Munchx0r, Knifefight, and I went to Bamboo Luau. For those not in the know, Bamboo Luau is a chinese restaurant that firmly grasps two of the key things that make a restaurant awesome: 1. It is open til 3am, and...
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Instead, Munchx0r, Knifefight, and I went to Bamboo Luau. For those not in the know, Bamboo Luau is a chinese restaurant that firmly grasps two of the key things that make a restaurant awesome: 1. It is open til 3am, and...
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disastermagnet:
The Zombie? I'm tempted to ask if it the recipe calls for brains, but no, I'm not that lame.
"I suppose you thought you had our hands behind our backs
wool over our eyes
now your pulse is in my palm and you stand hands to mouth
wearing your disguise"
I'm hoping you know this quote...
"I suppose you thought you had our hands behind our backs
wool over our eyes
now your pulse is in my palm and you stand hands to mouth
wearing your disguise"
I'm hoping you know this quote...
kestrel:
Suffering Bastard! That's great.
ALiens Vs. Predator may be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It doesn't even approach funny bad. Don't waste your money.
P.S. There is no amount of illicit substance that can make this movie good.
P.S. There is no amount of illicit substance that can make this movie good.
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alkaholic23:
not even mr. nice guys weeeed??
kestrel:
I'm not sure it would fit you, but we can find out...
"And, well, I can't go down by myself, but I'll go down with my friends..."
I fucking love that song. Ya'll bitches can only wish those lyrics applied to you. We are the coolest people alive.
I fucking love that song. Ya'll bitches can only wish those lyrics applied to you. We are the coolest people alive.
Ok, so today at work I got totally awesome news. A store got robbed today, and, since everyone who works there is all fucked up (emotionally, that is) I get to be one of the lucky people to go work over there tomorrow. Fun!
Today wasn't too much better than the last few days. I bought the new My Chemical Romance record, which is pretty...
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Today wasn't too much better than the last few days. I bought the new My Chemical Romance record, which is pretty...
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acidgrampa:
Even one story of Ms. Dunst was tasty.
kestrel:
But it was Succexy. Both are great.
vladdic:
If you are talking about the little spat we got into last night.. don't worry about it, it was a fucking retarded arguement. As for Bethany... getting ass is about the only reason to ever say a kind word to her.
scopitone6248:
-I want to party with that bird.
-I'd sneak into that place before I let them photo-copy my ID. Not because I'm paranoid, I just think it would be hilarious to hear people bitch "That nut Scopitone hopped a fence and ran through a mine-field instead of letting The Man scan his info. Hot!"
-^Hahahahaha^
-Sorry to hear about the car and job situation. Really sorry.
-Don't talk to X's when you're drunk. Also, you shouldn't have any feelings about them that would cause you to explode at them anyway. Just...become an emotional robot. I think you have the parts for it at work, it's easy.
-^hahahahahaa^
-Fighting with the friend can't be good either. Damn.
-You have a scar? That's awesome! I want a scar! Give me one. I command it.
-I'd sneak into that place before I let them photo-copy my ID. Not because I'm paranoid, I just think it would be hilarious to hear people bitch "That nut Scopitone hopped a fence and ran through a mine-field instead of letting The Man scan his info. Hot!"
-^Hahahahaha^
-Sorry to hear about the car and job situation. Really sorry.
-Don't talk to X's when you're drunk. Also, you shouldn't have any feelings about them that would cause you to explode at them anyway. Just...become an emotional robot. I think you have the parts for it at work, it's easy.
-^hahahahahaa^
-Fighting with the friend can't be good either. Damn.
-You have a scar? That's awesome! I want a scar! Give me one. I command it.
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flux:
Oh man...
Oh man...
flux:
Also, don't you think those pictures are a bit big?
I caught a bad case of the emos during my stay in Florida. I'll elaborate once I have in my possession the photographic evidence of how awesome my friends and I are.
Update! Everyone go give Munchx0r a hard time. In addition to knowing her for several years, she is my neighbor and part of our unstoppable crew of awesome. She also has a pirate...
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Update! Everyone go give Munchx0r a hard time. In addition to knowing her for several years, she is my neighbor and part of our unstoppable crew of awesome. She also has a pirate...
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vladdic:
Dave doing a damned good job sucking in his massive beer gut.
Dave doing a damned good job sucking in his massive beer gut.
So... I'm sure you have all been eagerly anticipating this entry, wondering "what the hell is he up to to merit such an absence? I bet it's something really ridiculous and funny!"
Well, for once, you would be wrong. All I've been doing is working and playing Shining Force II. My life is exciting.
Lets see here: Lisa came up and hung out for a...
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Well, for once, you would be wrong. All I've been doing is working and playing Shining Force II. My life is exciting.
Lets see here: Lisa came up and hung out for a...
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vladdic:
There is no way in hell my liver will make it to Alex's birthday... not if I have anything to do with it. Shit... I'll be surprised if my liver makes it to MY fucking birthday.
kestrel:
Bwahaha. If you don't get the other Dune one, though, you're not as big of a geek as I am. 
I woke up today and really didn't want to go to work. It wasn't that I didn't like my job or that I hated work, it was more that I was just tired of being in Radioshack. When I got to work I realized why: today was my seventh day of work in a row. Thank Jebus that I have tomorrow and Wednesday off!
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unnecessaryz:
I worked at a sporting goods store once and I'm fairly certain the radio station we listened to was controlled by the exact same Accepted-By-The-Public Robot that yours is.
flux:
God, that sounds like something your dad would say.
Well, overall I'd say I had a pretty good weekend. I got paid on Friday and am now debt free. I drank Friday night, then woke up and went to work on Saturday. For some reason I only worked 9:30 to noon. I went home and found Megan awake and expressed my desire to lay by the pool and drink margaritas. We went up to...
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scopitone6248:
Your sister is a dirty thief and you should call the cops on her. Hard.
So... one of my roommates started talking to some girl on Myspace. This girl has expressed intrest in hanging out with him. This girl did not have a profile picture. This girl is now sitting in our living room, radiating the reason that she doesn't have a profile picture. My roommate is currently IMing me from his phone, saying things like "don't leave me," and...
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disastermagnet:
see, this story is a perfect example of why I never want to meet anyone ever again.
Except for YOU decky.....
[edited to mention something VERY important}
I'm sure you already know about The Miss Machine??
Go forth with confidence, and find MP3s therein.
[Edited on Jul 23, 2004 4:30PM]
Except for YOU decky.....
[edited to mention something VERY important}
I'm sure you already know about The Miss Machine??
Go forth with confidence, and find MP3s therein.
[Edited on Jul 23, 2004 4:30PM]
scopitone6248:
How the hell have you been, man? I hate going on AIM because it explodes every time I get on. I need to use that invisible feature more often...