So I picked up a shift for a friend of mine today, which was cool; I made a litttle money. But, in one of thos awesome Clerks moments, I got a ticket on the way home. Not for speeding, I might add. Not for illegal lane change, improper driving for conditions, or even for a missing taillight. No, I got a ticket for failing to...
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flux:
Athens?
flux:
Lovely.
Hurricane party!
Tonight we got drunk and repeatedly jumped off a 10 foot wall into the pool. In the middle of the torrential hurricane rain. It was awesome.
Tonight we got drunk and repeatedly jumped off a 10 foot wall into the pool. In the middle of the torrential hurricane rain. It was awesome.
unnecessaryz:
*to be sang aloud in best R. Kelly voice*
Ooooooo, baaaa-bay. I want get drunk. With. You.
Ooooooo, baaaa-bay. I want get drunk. With. You.
My day aboard the S.S. Von Snoot
So... I totally called in sick to work today.
Why, you may ask? Well, I went to a wine/spirits tastng conference at The Fox Theatre. "Yeah, I work at Emirils Atlanta. I'm new; I haven't met many people yet;."
Let me tell you, kids: it was fucking heaven. All the vendors were beautiful women.
"Would you liketo try...
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So... I totally called in sick to work today.
Why, you may ask? Well, I went to a wine/spirits tastng conference at The Fox Theatre. "Yeah, I work at Emirils Atlanta. I'm new; I haven't met many people yet;."
Let me tell you, kids: it was fucking heaven. All the vendors were beautiful women.
"Would you liketo try...
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cassiopeia:
And it's all free...not even like a cover charge?
cassiopeia:
I wish we had stuff like that around here. And if we do, I wish I knew about it.
Anyway, I'm going to request you as my friend. You seem like a very cool guy to talk to.
Anyway, I'm going to request you as my friend. You seem like a very cool guy to talk to.
Okay, so I was hanging out with the girl I've been speaking of recently today, and I invited her to this party on Friday. She declined becasue she has yet another court date in Athens this Friday. So I enquired as to just what the fuck she did to get so many court dates this month. She had a speeding ticket and some bullshit misdemeanor...
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vladdic:
Who the fuck are you talking about? Have I met her?
unnecessaryz:
Man, I don't know. I thought my point was pretty clear the first five times I made it. It gets tiring after ten.
Yesterday was a good day. Work was pretty bad; I got caught helping about 900 people buying fuses while my coworkers were both activating cellphones. Fortunately, the store cleared out by about 5:40, which allowed me to tune in to the Georgia/ South Carolina game just after kickoff. At some point this odd man had me draw up a diagram of how to hook a...
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Damnable drunken sense of honor and shit! Bah!
vladdic:
Talking about Marianna? You wouldn't of gotten any anyways. She was Ben's ride home and I'm pretty sure that was keeping her from getting freaky.
knowining thebartender does not always eqaula a good thing. Night, bitches!
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Well, as you can clearly see, I had a hell of a time last night. My roommates and I, as well as our friends Steven and Mike, went to Tin Roof Cantina last night. Our friend Paige bartends at Tin Roof, and she had booked this band we know to play last night....
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Well, as you can clearly see, I had a hell of a time last night. My roommates and I, as well as our friends Steven and Mike, went to Tin Roof Cantina last night. Our friend Paige bartends at Tin Roof, and she had booked this band we know to play last night....
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vladdic:
Two-finger Kym?
So I'm listening to my Joy Division playlist, as I do fairly often while sleeping, when "She's Lost Control" comes on. About ten seconds later, my alarm goes off. My alarm is tuned to Album 88: the Georgia State radio station. Suddenly, I notice that the radio is playing the other version of "She's Lost Control," the version from Substance. So I woke up...
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unnecessaryz:
I say we should one day combine our efforts and create the greatest single drinking story ever told by a non-Viking. As far as this weekend goes, well, I'll give it a shot. Starting the fun off by getting drunk during the Resident Evil: Apocalypse opening is defintitely a good start.
Saturday night I went to DragonCon for all of thirty minutes, got bored, and left. I spent the rest of the evening playing Scrabble with Munchx0r.
Yesterday I went into work feeling like a screaming pile of death; I had a rollover hangover from the day before due to a lack of sleep.
After work Flux and Maximillian dropped by my house. We played some...
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Yesterday I went into work feeling like a screaming pile of death; I had a rollover hangover from the day before due to a lack of sleep.
After work Flux and Maximillian dropped by my house. We played some...
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kestrel:
There still aren't pictures.
libertylux:
I could never get into dragoncon
Friends from Florida are in town fleeing from the hurricane. We went o Bamboo Luau and boozd it, then went to a party and boozed it. My friends and my roommate stole a keg. Our so called friend ratted out on us. Kids ran in and started yelling at us in Spanish, which automatically triggered my asshole gene. We got in a fight with some...
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kestrel:
But whyyy aren't there new tattoo pictures?
archernu:
Your life seems about a thousand times more exciting than mine. Do you plan it that way, or does this type of stuff just sorta happen? Whatever the case, I think you could write a very amusing college-guy-in-Atlanta book from the stories in your journal.
I got a new tattoo yesterday. Oops. Pictures after class.
Mary, there is no hope for us
If this GM van don't make it across the state line
We might as well
lay down and die
Mary, there is no hope for us
If this GM van don't make it across the state line
We might as well
lay down and die
vladdic:
Your cat loves sucking on my nipples. And your new tattoo.. is stupid stupid stupid.
So, last night I went to my friend Lindsay's place to do some laundry. Lindsay's washer, as it turns out, is a quirky and ornery beast that doesn't like change. Apparently it didn't like me changing the knob to read "Large Load," because in revenge it flooded her apartment. Like, the whole apartment. It was crazy. We were using the floor in the hallway as...
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kestrel:
You met a cute girl and immediately asked her out with your friends? I admire this.