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Kinda gross, yet absolutely hysterical!

so so so nasty as someone who suffers from stomach gurgle I've learned you can't hold it in LOL

Thanks

Thank you for inspiring me with your story!

Loved your blog...and I have no idea who Montana is (read your reply to her/him), but being critical of someone's blog is a chicken shit way to express yourself. Like you said, if you don't like it, why keep coming back.

Anyhow, I am still a faithful follower of Under L. Marie....

Yay!

Well this dude from Montana appreciates you and your words, good job all around.

Great blog post! ::claps hands::

You live here in LA?

And you like Hepcat/Aggrolites/all that stuff?

Do I know you?

Should I?

Thank you so much!! You look so handsome in your uniform

Your always welcome darling. And thank you for the compliment.

Thanks for the afternoon smile!

Thanks for the laugh's, that's a great story.

Lol. Great blog! and soooo very true. I know a girl that got new boobs and for the first month she had trouble breathing cause of all the added weight to her chest! WITH the boobs she had finally broke 100 lbs so that was huge difference to her physically. Granted she does look good but what a lot of pain and extra work! The sacrifices you ladies make amaze me sometimes.

No pain....no gain.........

You know..... coming from the land of ice and snow....there are still a lot of implants. And some of those big ugly sweaters cling to curves in the most fascinating way (not that I'm staring a tits all the time) but I'm sure that there are more per capita in places with palm trees.

When my ex got hers done....she couldn't understand why her chest felt heavy????? She finally figured out after 2 weeks of wondering, that the saline in those things has mass to it........ ~shakes head~ dumb.

Happy Birthday.....

There are so many assholes on the internet. The anonymity gives people license to be uglier than they could ever be to your face. Yes. criticism happens. It's part of the process. You just have to be able to accept the constructive stuff and ignore the cruelty....just like every other aspect of life.....

Happy Birthday.....

There are so many assholes on the internet. The anonymity gives people license to be uglier than they could ever be to your face. Yes. criticism happens. It's part of the process. You just have to be able to accept the constructive stuff and ignore the cruelty....just like every other aspect of life.....

Happy Birthday beautiful lady!

Thank you guys!!!

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