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I was doing allright today and of course someone had to go and attempt to fuck it up.

I have this I should say distant coworker and She calls me and asked me to do something...I say fine but she

has no details on how to accomplish the task that she asks be done. So I tell her no one knows what your

are talking...
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I had this woman that is a customer kiss my hand! She claimed I was the best! She was not bad looking

big boobs tall kind of skinny. I was like wow! that was kind of cool! A mini boss saw the whole thing and

didn't say anything so that is good. My latest thing besides lifting extra heavy weight...(I highly recommend it


earlier I...
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I discoverd something...and you guys all tell me iam wrong..The other day I had to help move a treadmill...

basically it means i was doing about 90% of the lifting....and lifting a treadmill that is mostly steel is a real

motherfucker! It actually pissed me off that even though i was doing 90% of the lifting it should not have been

that fucking heavy. I...
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I made an appearance at my dojo today. I really should go more. It was cool it was our black belt instructor

today. She called me marshmallow awhile back. I think she is pretty nice looking. She complained today that

I was going to fast. I said huh? too fast? I was like come on You didn't say this was not a full speed drill....
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Yesterday me and my associates....Ha I don't really talk like that but it works...We notice this woman who we

see most everyday. Anyway She always dresses in appropriate work out gear and usually barley notices us.

well yesterday she comes in showing major cleavage where previously it was not known she even had

clevage. Also man she could be in the abs of steel commericial....
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For a few days I actually considered a rare relic that I hardly use. I thought what is the point in having it?

I never Use it...Why should I miss it? Its a Game Boy Advance SP. I discovered I have 5 games for it that

are very close to my Heart. I turned it on and its just as if it came brand new...
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I went to two different bars in two different city's with the same name but spelled differently. The second bar

I was at I was playing Darts wth a friend and this guy comes up to me and says do you have a lighter? no

sorry man...I dont smoke so No dice but my friend will be happy to help you out with a lighter...
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I woke up and sprang out the door. I drove to the post office and sprang backwords out my car. I did a rear

leg Pivot to walk foward into the post office. (I have to keep up my skills somehow..it was a bit dramatic but it was fun)

I walked into a very long line at the Post Office but honestly I did not...
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I been trying my luck on ebay. Iam pretty new at it so you know..Iam not sure how things will go with it.

I do have a very cool auction going on if you want to check it out. It's doing pretty well you dont have to bid

on it but i'd appreciate it if some of you guys and girls watched it. iam selling...
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YOU GUYS MUST check out this beautiful woman! OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY...She's going to think iam crazy typing that...Anyway she's the bomb...If you guys haven't seen her ...Do yourself a favor and go look...I think she is pretty much all that and then some. ....I just had to say a quick blog about it...very nice!!! binah

On a second note ...very unrelated...you should go to...
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This woman I know asked to borrow some cash from me. I said yes instantly thinking she's never going to pay me back. She showed up with some guy and introduced me to him. I instantly thought of the Monk episode I saw recently "MR. Monk takes his medicine" where he says "Oh, Man! You just ruined it for me!" "You're bringing the Monk down,...
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I think they did it all for the nookie!