Anyone know anyone who needs a macrame strap-on dildo harness?
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DUDE!
I just had the BEST sandwich at Sparkys.
I just had the BEST sandwich at Sparkys.
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siv:
hee hee. i need to get a massachusetts drivers license before we all reap the whirlwind.
thepromdate:
i called you! where you at???
As many of you know, my financial sitution has been complete diarrhea for most of the last 6 months. Well I just realized that I've finally brought myself up to date on three of my six bills, including my cell phone, landline/DSL, and one of the credit cards. I should be current on the Utilies within the next week and then I just have to...
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violentlyhappy:
good job boy...
wish i could say the same.
wish i could say the same.
clara:
Congratulations, Dave. 
ugh. I want a job where I can work from my bed.
justsayfaux:
i know of a job that fits that description...muahahahaha
violentlyhappy:
dave_h... male whore.
pick up only, no free delivery.
pick up only, no free delivery.
Jan 26th is going to be one of the very most important days of my whole life.
More on that later.
for now:
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Feels good
sounds good
looks good
feels good too.
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ugh. There is ciggarrette smoke getting in here. ugh. hey you! roommate girl! close the damn door!
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listening to Emerge for the tenth time today. If you don't know what...
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More on that later.
for now:
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Feels good
sounds good
looks good
feels good too.
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ugh. There is ciggarrette smoke getting in here. ugh. hey you! roommate girl! close the damn door!
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listening to Emerge for the tenth time today. If you don't know what...
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violentlyhappy:
FischerSpooner ownz!
have you watched the DVD yet?
good shit.
have you watched the DVD yet?
good shit.
estrada:
Hyper-mediocrity is a cool word.
Not as cool as homosexualocity or carnagicity, but it'll do in a pinch.
How's the military process going for you sexy mandolineer?
Not as cool as homosexualocity or carnagicity, but it'll do in a pinch.
How's the military process going for you sexy mandolineer?
I'm up early (well not early, but early for me). What should I do?
I know, I know... Laundry.
But besides that.
Maybe a movie? I've seen most of the good ones. Maybe last Samauri. Maybe even Peter Pan or House of Sand and Fog.
I don't know.
Bored.
I know, I know... Laundry.
But besides that.
Maybe a movie? I've seen most of the good ones. Maybe last Samauri. Maybe even Peter Pan or House of Sand and Fog.
I don't know.
Bored.
chloe:
I may have to take you off my friend list for considering Pater Pan as an option. 
neko:
sorry. i dont have a tv
Ok this is the second day in a row in which I have asked a hostess from my work out. (that's two hostesses at two different restaurants). Both of them sort of showed interest but the truth is I'm not really interested (and they probably aren't either). I just wanted the thrill of asking someone out.
It's not that I don't want to go out...
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It's not that I don't want to go out...
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neko:
it was super nice meeting you too!
and don't be lonely. its better to have no company than bad company. i'm not saying that the hostesess are bad company per se, but more company just because.
get a kitty.
and don't be lonely. its better to have no company than bad company. i'm not saying that the hostesess are bad company per se, but more company just because.
get a kitty.
neko:
STATS: built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro.
that's just fucking genious.HAHAHA!
STATS: built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro.
that's just fucking genious.HAHAHA!
This is what I want:
-A cute funny girl that I can go out with and have fun with (read: dance!) and have awesome sex with without getting at all serious.
-to get my damn enlistment set up so I can stop worrying about it.
-?
[I sat here for like ten minutes trying to figure out what else I want but that's about it.]
-A cute funny girl that I can go out with and have fun with (read: dance!) and have awesome sex with without getting at all serious.
-to get my damn enlistment set up so I can stop worrying about it.
-?
[I sat here for like ten minutes trying to figure out what else I want but that's about it.]
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justsayfaux:
if only i could be that girl...haha
yonderboy:
LOL yeah totally! My Clients would love the ambiance provided by the war movies
drunk love for the following:
Holly
Lola
Sicily
Solisis
deadpopstar
dude with white pants
assorted attractive females
2 dollar shots.
slow dances.
Holly
Lola
Sicily
Solisis
deadpopstar
dude with white pants
assorted attractive females
2 dollar shots.
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justlittleolme:
love
kittens
love
kittens
chloe:
"I actually saw poop coming out of a little girl." HA HA HA HAHAAAAA!
A good thing has happened.
First person who guesses what it is gets a lollipop.
First person who guesses what it is gets a lollipop.
maxx:
you're moving to LA! that's my guess.
I can't check my email until I get home. Is it anything important?
I can't check my email until I get home. Is it anything important?
estrada:
You found a dollar on the sidewalk?
ok yeah, so I was MIA there for a sec. Technical problems with the computer kept me off line for a few days. No biggie.
Anyways, you wanna know a funny story?...
So I'm filling out some paperwork today and I need my parent's mailing address and I don't know it. I make a few phone calls and I end up calling my little brother....
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Anyways, you wanna know a funny story?...
So I'm filling out some paperwork today and I need my parent's mailing address and I don't know it. I make a few phone calls and I end up calling my little brother....
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yonderboy:
Thanks for the laugh! That's some funny shit!
I need to have you over to watch Three Kings... I'm still not sick of that movie. Let me know.
I need to have you over to watch Three Kings... I'm still not sick of that movie. Let me know.
noelani:
I'd love to forget my birthday. I'm thinking of not telling my kids when their birthday is. Just celebrate it on completely random days of the year to screw with em. I'm going to be such a good mom.
So it's late and I'm a little bit drunk but I'm just chillin and I'm watching MTV and there's this dude on talking about video games, and I'm like wow dude that dude is familiar and the I realize I'm watching seanbaby. crazy. on the MTV and shit.
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giga_geo:
neato!
violentlyhappy:
!?MIA?!
!?AWOL?!
!?KIA?!
and any other military term i can't think of right now.
!?AWOL?!
!?KIA?!
and any other military term i can't think of right now.
It's uh...for...um....a science project.
Sounds like you had fun at the S&B. Or should we say a little S&M at the S&B. take pictures, I wanna see this thing. How did it start off as a koala but turn into a harness?