datsun

Back from the wilderness.

It was good overall, but my best friend tipped his SUV over. We were in it at the time. Everyone's okay, but it rearranged my whole week. It was scary, too. Now we're home, I'm broke, and I just wonder what my next step in life will be. I have a feeling I'm on the brink of major changes/transitions.

How was...
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I have the funniest friends on the interwebz. I try to reward this by mailing them stun guns. No, really, I shipped three stun guns in the mail this week. I think I need therapy.

I am sitting in bed with the person I've always been in love with. We're not going to be together any time soon, and it makes me terribly sad, but...
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It is way too early for me to be up after the drinking I did last night. I'm not even feeling yucky yet.




For entertainment, here is my life so far this month in random-ass quotes (some said out loud, some texted):

"Is it a pussy emergency?"

"If I'd known, I would've brought you midget porn."

"Don't think I won't hit you with my car."...
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I just deleted a ton of people from my friends list. I plan to cut a bunch more. I'm having trouble keeping track of the people I don't feel like I "really know", whether it be real life, or a lot of interaction here. It's nothing personal, just a way for me to be less overwhelmed. I may not always post, but I really do...
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My purse was stolen last night. Right off a hook in front of us while we were distracted by the idiot bartender dancing on his own bar. I am so upset right now. If I had your phone number before, please message me with it again. I don't have my phone, my keys, my wallet, my ID, my passport, my debit cards, my diamond ring,...
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datsun: Hi, I'm looking for shirtdresses.
Banana Republic Salesgirl: You mean for men?
datsun: Oh, not dress shirts. Shirtdresses.
Banana Republic Salesgirl: All our men's stuff is in the back room over there.
datsun:

"Hey, dats. You need to stop leaving the door open. It lets flies in."




"Um, I've been over here the whole time. You left it open."

Life is good.

I have lots of food, good friends, tasty wine, cute panties, a little money, and new porn.

I win.

Holy shit!

I quit my job without notice today. Like, fully told off my boss & threw my keys on the table. I have never done this before, but I don't regret it one bit. She was horrible to me, and I was embarassed to be a manager alongside someone who treats their staff they way she does. I told her as much.

Had to take that blog down. Too negative.

Someone may be effing with me. All my online passwords have been changed. Went through a lot of drama getting them fixed. Couldn't log in here for a couple days & I was sad about it.

I have crushes on a couple of people, and one of them even likes me back. I feel alive and really...
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I hate my boss. I love everything else about my job, and I resent that one person can screw it up so much. It's great on the days she isn't there. Grrr.