***Update****
It's 3am and I am trying hard to focus. I got a little to into my yard sale celebration tonight. Damn there was this beautiful girl dancing onstage at a bar we went to. She looked like she was an aerobics instructor, standing on the stage trying to get other people to dance. Great tattoos, short black hair and a mini skirt. I couldn't...
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It's 3am and I am trying hard to focus. I got a little to into my yard sale celebration tonight. Damn there was this beautiful girl dancing onstage at a bar we went to. She looked like she was an aerobics instructor, standing on the stage trying to get other people to dance. Great tattoos, short black hair and a mini skirt. I couldn't...
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Hey kids,
The "Seeing my life pass before my eyes" sale has concluded. People buy the weirdest shit. I should know, because I was the previous owner of said shit. Feeling lighter and more streamlined now. It was difficult going through 31 years of stuff, but now that it's over, I feel good.
Listening to: Urge Overkill's "Saturation". One of the best lyrics on the...
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The "Seeing my life pass before my eyes" sale has concluded. People buy the weirdest shit. I should know, because I was the previous owner of said shit. Feeling lighter and more streamlined now. It was difficult going through 31 years of stuff, but now that it's over, I feel good.
Listening to: Urge Overkill's "Saturation". One of the best lyrics on the...
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tarragon:
Enthusiasm and a take charge attitude. Nothing worse than a guy who lies there in silence expecting you to do all the work. 
A sense of humour also helps. As mentioned in a previous journal entry I have a tendancy to fall off the end of the bed in all the excitement.
A sense of humour also helps. As mentioned in a previous journal entry I have a tendancy to fall off the end of the bed in all the excitement.
Wooo, what a night!
Shots of vodka (yes, again, but this time at home) and watching my ebay auction don't mix. My cries of "Fight, monkeys, fight!!!" and faux voodoo rituals could not get my amplifier sold. Neither reserve was met and I was left feeling disappointed with staight pins in my fingers and my hands covered in candlewax (God I miss my ex-girlfriend )....
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Shots of vodka (yes, again, but this time at home) and watching my ebay auction don't mix. My cries of "Fight, monkeys, fight!!!" and faux voodoo rituals could not get my amplifier sold. Neither reserve was met and I was left feeling disappointed with staight pins in my fingers and my hands covered in candlewax (God I miss my ex-girlfriend
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shawndaddy:
Shit, I'd be down for a signed Rollins poster.
A: Having my kid when I was 17 and in high school was a good one
A: Having my kid when I was 17 and in high school was a good one
shawndaddy:
ha ha.. thanks man, that's very nice of you.
*takes singing fish off the wall*
*takes singing fish off the wall*
Things accomplished today:
1. The song I promised for me madre is done and dusted!
2. Gave love to many small, furry animals
3. Saw cutie pie bartender, Andrea. She told me how she once ate a 22oz prime rib, and how she loves the meat. I almost choked on my shot of vodka on that last one.
4. Responded to a fury of e-mails...
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1. The song I promised for me madre is done and dusted!
2. Gave love to many small, furry animals
3. Saw cutie pie bartender, Andrea. She told me how she once ate a 22oz prime rib, and how she loves the meat. I almost choked on my shot of vodka on that last one.
4. Responded to a fury of e-mails...
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alexis:
This is what I skimmed from yours:
word to yo momma
made love to small animals
fury and mean
bitchin disney
There was cock in my last journal?
word to yo momma
made love to small animals
fury and mean
bitchin disney
There was cock in my last journal?
merrow:
Hi.
I find people that are passionate about something they love, people who do not compromise their standards but at the same time remain open minded, and people with laugh lines around their eyes amazingly sexy. So basically, passion, principles and the ability to age gracefullyplus a cute butt doesnt hurt.
I find people that are passionate about something they love, people who do not compromise their standards but at the same time remain open minded, and people with laugh lines around their eyes amazingly sexy. So basically, passion, principles and the ability to age gracefullyplus a cute butt doesnt hurt.
Things to do today:
1. Finish writing a pirate song for my mom.
2. Pet a small, furry animal.
3. Find a large bag of money.
4. Daydream about SeaMonkeys and the woman that love them.
5. Play strip poker alone (Even if I lose, I still win)
Currently listening to:
Johnny Cash-"I Hardly Ever Sing Beer Drinking Songs"
Question:
What's your drink of choice?...
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1. Finish writing a pirate song for my mom.
2. Pet a small, furry animal.
3. Find a large bag of money.
4. Daydream about SeaMonkeys and the woman that love them.
5. Play strip poker alone (Even if I lose, I still win)
Currently listening to:
Johnny Cash-"I Hardly Ever Sing Beer Drinking Songs"
Question:
What's your drink of choice?...
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tarragon:
I am yes. I'll be staying with Shawndaddy from the 16th to the 20th
missblood:
My favorite drink...hmmmm
shot- Chilled Sambuca
Drink- margarita or bloody mary
shot- Chilled Sambuca
Drink- margarita or bloody mary
Got a happy e-mail from the girl in New Mexico that I have a crush on. She just started seeing someone. I sent her an e-mail back saying how great I thought it was.
I'm going to go out and get drunnnnk now.
Later.
I'm going to go out and get drunnnnk now.
Later.
missblood:
That is the worst feeling ever. I do the same thing with stress and emotions. Drink
impetuous1:
awww...sad.
I've already been on a couple of dates...probably going on another one today, depending on whether he wraps up what he's working on. He has to leave for home tomorrow. It makes me sad.
I've already been on a couple of dates...probably going on another one today, depending on whether he wraps up what he's working on. He has to leave for home tomorrow. It makes me sad.
Happy August to everyone!!!!!!
Two weeks from today, the rubber hits the road and I'm a ghost (as far as the state of Maryland is considered).
I survived a wild night of sleeping without further injury (see last entry for a detailed insight into my idiocy).
Took the grandmother out to lunch yesterday and met a cute waitress named Lauren. She sat down and talked...
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Two weeks from today, the rubber hits the road and I'm a ghost (as far as the state of Maryland is considered).
I survived a wild night of sleeping without further injury (see last entry for a detailed insight into my idiocy).
Took the grandmother out to lunch yesterday and met a cute waitress named Lauren. She sat down and talked...
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It's 7:00am. I've been up for an hour. I was awakened by a blow to the skull and realizing that I was covered in blood.
I guess I sat up to pull the comforter up from the bottom of the bed. I turned over to lay on my stomach. As I was coming down toward the mattress, I hit my head on the corner of...
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I guess I sat up to pull the comforter up from the bottom of the bed. I turned over to lay on my stomach. As I was coming down toward the mattress, I hit my head on the corner of...
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tarragon:
Ouch. 
I'll send you a
to make it better.
I'll send you a
to make it better. Ok, enough of the gloom and doom poor pitiful me shit. I am tired of the self-indulgent, trying to cope journal entries. It's not going to be all happy from now on, but I am tired of thinking about my past. So, it can fuck off.
Now that's settled, we'll press onward. Here's a pic of me in the morning (ok, afternoon). Note the "Bob's...
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Now that's settled, we'll press onward. Here's a pic of me in the morning (ok, afternoon). Note the "Bob's...
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tarragon:
Tripping over a crooked paving stone and falling flat on my face on my first date with my ex boyfriend. Still he stuck with me for two years so he couldnt have been that mortified by my clumsy behaviour.
Everything reminds me of my ex-girlfriend today...
Currently listening to Wilco "Say You Miss Me". It's funny how song lyrics turn autobiographical when you've lost someone. I wish she missed me too, but she found comfort in her old boyfriend. I can only wish her the best while I sit here and pine for her.
Currently listening to Wilco "Say You Miss Me". It's funny how song lyrics turn autobiographical when you've lost someone. I wish she missed me too, but she found comfort in her old boyfriend. I can only wish her the best while I sit here and pine for her.
Okay that's it, no more journal entries when I first wake up. I just read the last one, and fuck me I'm boring and borderline special needs! Jesus, why didn't anyone tell me?
Information you don't need to know about me:
I'm going upwards of two weeks without an orgasm (with a woman or self-inflicted). I don't know if it's lack of inspiration, motivation, or...
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Information you don't need to know about me:
I'm going upwards of two weeks without an orgasm (with a woman or self-inflicted). I don't know if it's lack of inspiration, motivation, or...
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tarragon:
I havent had a boy-induced orgasm since May. It's getting on for too long for my liking.
tarragon:
April 15th is my birthday which wasnt bad when I was a kid because it always fell on the Easter holidays from school. These days I just consider it as one more reason to stay in bed.