BALLS!!! That's what I'm sayin'. Why? Because life just took a steaming dump on me... okay, maybe that's a slight exageration. It's more like life farted in my general direction to be totally honest but that's still really, really not cool.
So I, like many other poor unfortunate bastards in my general region of north america woke up to a sea of swirling frozen white...
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So I, like many other poor unfortunate bastards in my general region of north america woke up to a sea of swirling frozen white...
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knives2meatyou:
Clearly you need to move somewhere south of the border (and not Detroit) where you can avoid that nasty weather and clean new places!
annisa:
So, what did you do with your weekend? I just had a whopper!
First on friday I went out dancing. Just me and three other very white girls with very black hair of varying heights and lengths. I did not drink. I had a coke and a bottle of water, at last call I had half a beer that ended up making me want to...
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First on friday I went out dancing. Just me and three other very white girls with very black hair of varying heights and lengths. I did not drink. I had a coke and a bottle of water, at last call I had half a beer that ended up making me want to...
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steelandconcrete:
Henry R. is speaking his mind in Indianapolis on Thursday!
Can't wait!
Can't wait!
badluckbrent:
Just in case you didn't know...
So I went out last night and didn't drink... and lived! Who knew it was possible? Now as it turns out this was the wise choice as everyone in the bar was the biggest freak ever! Hipsters and farmers come to the 'big city' for a night on the town. What is with hipsters? Is there a factory somewhere devoted solely to the mass production...
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sleazy_e:
What exactly is a hipster? I hear the term all the time, but for the life of me I don't know who they are referring to.
heh... Mauly Maid. Awesome!
heh... Mauly Maid. Awesome!
xerxes:
Mauly Maid sounds awesome! 
Damn, now I crave pancakes 
Damn, now I crave pancakes Mini-crisis averted, heart rate normal again. Moving on...
So I've recently learned that a roller derby league is starting soon in my area, FINALLY! (This should help prevent a recurrence of stress induced mini-meltdowns) I'm going with some girls to meet with them and watch a practice this weekend. My new problem is, what will my derby name be? Give me some ideas people!
So I've recently learned that a roller derby league is starting soon in my area, FINALLY! (This should help prevent a recurrence of stress induced mini-meltdowns) I'm going with some girls to meet with them and watch a practice this weekend. My new problem is, what will my derby name be? Give me some ideas people!
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gadget:
the hardest part about picking a name, especially now, is that a lot of names are already picked and there aren't allowed to be doubles. Before you get your heart set on something make sure to check the master roster.
My name is Jenny Bang-Bang #00.
My name is Jenny Bang-Bang #00.
badluckbrent:
Maybe you will get inspiration from this. Dez and her Droogs.
Or at least you will get a laugh out of it.
Or at least you will get a laugh out of it.
I have to ramble. I have to ramble because I feel like I'm going crazy. I'm a stress bag at the best of times and try really hard to keep it together. This morning I woke up and the thought of going to work, that horrible, chaotic, demanding place made me cry. My heart was beating so fast it was shaking my whole body. I...
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checkforpin:
You'll pull through it or you did pull through it.. though if you want a vacation... I hear California is a good place 
mojomonster:
I worked in a mill once as an organic robot and know the feeling. It sucks for sure. But you get through it and find respite in music and friends and food, the good things.
I really wish I could get away with not wearing a bra at work... you know, without getting molested (more so) by crazy old men. I suppose I should have prefaced this by saying I got a little more work done on my phoenix tattoo on my right side in that uber pleasant upper rib/arm pit area that falls perfectly under bra straps.
Last night...
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mneylu:
i have to say- thank so much for your comment on my now unrejected set- and thanks so much for using the word stupendous
ive had that nightmare!! i just got to random classes and get yelled at!
but im still in clases now.. damn! did you have any citrus before bed? that always gives me nightmares...
:S
ive had that nightmare!! i just got to random classes and get yelled at!
but im still in clases now.. damn! did you have any citrus before bed? that always gives me nightmares...
:S
diaz:
Thank you for the comment on my rejected set 
Guah... I just ate 8 different kinds of grilled meats... and I'd do it again! I have never been more aware of my position on top of the food chain. If it had at one point been alive or been a part of something living, I ate it.
I know some of you are vegetarians; sorry I'm not. This is why you won't be seeing...
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4ttwoo:
I bet it's cold up there you could use a fire. I use a campfire to keep away the bugs...
I'M NOT DEAD! YIPEEEEE!
I'll spare you the details and sum it up with there was too much fluid in my head... it had to find its way to each and every orifice and ooze out. Hot! I was tempted to wrap my head in plastic at one point but seeing as how that would most definitely have killed me I decided against it.
Erm......
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I'll spare you the details and sum it up with there was too much fluid in my head... it had to find its way to each and every orifice and ooze out. Hot! I was tempted to wrap my head in plastic at one point but seeing as how that would most definitely have killed me I decided against it.
Erm......
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xerxes:
Happy to hear that you are ok
Happy to hear that you are ok
hump_a_punk:
Glad to see that u r feeling better. xoxo
That set is great by the way!!!!
That set is great by the way!!!!
i've had a headache for the last 3 days. i'm also having sporadic bouts of shakey sweatiness and mild confusion. am i having a stroke?
side note: baby, I love you and am sooooooooo glad you're working towards taking care of yourself instead of slowly killing yourself and fucking up your life forever. way to not be a douchebag. it will be a craftstraviganza with...
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side note: baby, I love you and am sooooooooo glad you're working towards taking care of yourself instead of slowly killing yourself and fucking up your life forever. way to not be a douchebag. it will be a craftstraviganza with...
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brassknucklebaby:
Are you pooping in the corner like a hamster yet?
I should come over and craft on your couch this week and keep an eye on your stroke.
I think you're pretty much the most wonderful girl I have ever had the privledge of being best friends with.
I'm also hella lucky to have you to cook/craft/yoga/kickbox/catty comment make/laugh/cry/eat/etc etc etc with. Damn I love you.
PS-Henry Rollins is speaking and we need to get tickets so I can FINALLY rape his face. YESSSSSSS. You can hold him down and take sloppy seconds?
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo X's a Bajillion.
I should come over and craft on your couch this week and keep an eye on your stroke.
I think you're pretty much the most wonderful girl I have ever had the privledge of being best friends with.
I'm also hella lucky to have you to cook/craft/yoga/kickbox/catty comment make/laugh/cry/eat/etc etc etc with. Damn I love you.
PS-Henry Rollins is speaking and we need to get tickets so I can FINALLY rape his face. YESSSSSSS. You can hold him down and take sloppy seconds?
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo X's a Bajillion.
badluckbrent:
The comment BKB made brought a tear to my eye. I think that is the nicest thing I have anyone say to anybody.
Okay, I'm a techno-tard I freely admit. I've spent the better portion of this morning trying to upload a set into the Hopefuls section but I've hit a minor snag. The first 12 or so pics exceed the max allowed file size even when zipped. Anyone out there know of a way to further minimize a pics file size? Argh, why must everything be so...
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naty:
dez, i love the set in hopeful, im vote!!!!!
good luck
good luck
chanel:
I want in on that house.
Undone
SG Set
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gatsby:
that sounds like so much fun! i hope you do remember to take pictures--looks like you are in for an interesting night.
xoxox
xoxox
mudman:
I just saw your set, it really should post live . You sorta remind me of Zina. By the way youv'e got some funny lines in your profile. 