Hi. My name is Darla and I'm really good at taking care of people.
I complain about it sometimes (much like a couple blogs ago) but I really do enjoy it.
I like feeding people when their stomachs are growling, though I can't cook.
I like hugging/cuddling people when they're sad or crying.
I like kissing forheads.
I like tucking people in.
I like brushing...
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I complain about it sometimes (much like a couple blogs ago) but I really do enjoy it.
I like feeding people when their stomachs are growling, though I can't cook.
I like hugging/cuddling people when they're sad or crying.
I like kissing forheads.
I like tucking people in.
I like brushing...
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akuma999:
Boy I could use you 
urielquinn:
I like kissing foreheads too, what's with that? Are we weird or is this something that a lot of people do?
It's 5pm and I'm tipsy.
Does anyone remember this video???
I just realized it's Zooey Deschanel in it too. Classic.
Does anyone remember this video???
I just realized it's Zooey Deschanel in it too. Classic.
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chitownguy32:
LOL! That was great! So what are you drinking? 
anotherallniter:
its all about the matrix. haha
What the FUCK people.
If you don't want a dog, DON'T FUCKING GET ONE.
I just got home from work and I'm a little peeved in case you can't tell. I had this ridiculously sweet, well behaved Bichon in today and the fucking guy at drop off goes "Yeah, I wanted a dog, but I got this instead" and kinda nudged her with his foot....
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If you don't want a dog, DON'T FUCKING GET ONE.
I just got home from work and I'm a little peeved in case you can't tell. I had this ridiculously sweet, well behaved Bichon in today and the fucking guy at drop off goes "Yeah, I wanted a dog, but I got this instead" and kinda nudged her with his foot....
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droopy99:
A pet is a true companion that gives you unconditional love and you should be the same. If you can't, then don't have a pet.
He probably wanted a 'bad ass' dog to make himself feel cool. People exhibit this attitude with all kinds of 'possessions', it's just such a tragedy when it's a living soul that has no choice in the matter, and probably doesn't realize the failing is not theirs, poor little puppy. Very sad.
He probably wanted a 'bad ass' dog to make himself feel cool. People exhibit this attitude with all kinds of 'possessions', it's just such a tragedy when it's a living soul that has no choice in the matter, and probably doesn't realize the failing is not theirs, poor little puppy. Very sad.
veganjihad:
its amazing how many people buy animals as fashion accessories.
trauma:
Im craving strong Spanish beer....
padre:
Is that where that comes from?
The greatest compliment I have ever gotten is that I have a good heart, but sometimes I worry that I'm not putting it to good use.
I bust my ass for everyone in my life, but what for?
I don't know what the video is from, but this song is amazing.
I bust my ass for everyone in my life, but what for?
I don't know what the video is from, but this song is amazing.
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memorandom:
those compliments always stick, don't they? and most of the time, they make the fact you bust your ass for everyone else and rarely get back what you give alright. . . bearable, at least
anotherallniter:
haha yes!!!
always have that set as my first kill streak reward
pray for an AC130!!! haha
always have that set as my first kill streak reward
pray for an AC130!!! haha
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padre:
Hmm, that would be so awesome if she can give you big yellow eyes too.
I'm such a nerd
I'm such a nerd
lazaruscries:
Just you killing people. Another Saturday night right?
Yeah I've been singing and dancing to this song all day. I blame my roommate.
I'm a nerd.
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jb_pdxs:
That is a great song and video!
This is driving me insane, I saw this as my friend's facebook status
"So cute! A girl from Chicago and a girl from California were seated side by side on an airplane. The Chicago girl, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The California girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a...
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"So cute! A girl from Chicago and a girl from California were seated side by side on an airplane. The Chicago girl, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The California girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a...
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lazaruscries:
It is all a lie. Everything your English teachers to you. It can be proper to end sentences with prepositions and start them with and, and but. Crazy I tell you, crazy.
curioustomcat:
The California girl had more reason to address the missing verb than the order of words.
The first rule for a writer is to apply purpose to his use of words. In applying this rule, I would have to assume that the one who put this joke together aimed at the fact that the Californian did miss the obvious in favor of the sophisticated. I doubt the relevant command of the language in the originator...
P.S.: You see that I used an irregular order of words for emphasize.
The first rule for a writer is to apply purpose to his use of words. In applying this rule, I would have to assume that the one who put this joke together aimed at the fact that the Californian did miss the obvious in favor of the sophisticated. I doubt the relevant command of the language in the originator...
P.S.: You see that I used an irregular order of words for emphasize.
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lazaruscries:
Hmm, looks like I need to build a kitchen pronto.
qdd:
How are Bernese Mt Dogs? I have a 6 mo old male and he is CRAZY!!! but I love love love him!
but I love love love him!Greatest song of all time. And yes, you know I have a dance to it.
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exning:
love it
anotherallniter:
hey dont be mean about my last photo! haha
I made a facebook!
Darla SG
Be my friend!
Hahahahaha that makes me sound lame. I'm working on making it nice.
Darla SG
Be my friend!
Hahahahaha that makes me sound lame. I'm working on making it nice.
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sbmick:
I just tried to add you, the link didnt take me to your page tho...
Whats the url?
Whats the url?
horror_head:
I'll get around to sending adding you one of these days!
If you don't know Jenny Lewis, you suck.
Also, if you live in the Chicago area, you should definitely look into adopting a puppy from these people:
4Paws4U4Ever
They are seriously amazing people doing amazing things.
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veganjihad:
i think her best work was The Wizard 