I've been stencilling press packets, watching Venture Brothers on PVR (that's the generic version of Tivo) and eating chocolate covered macadamia nuts.
I hope to have this magazine/press packet/promotion deal wrapped up by New Year's.
So if any of you come up with memorable quotes describing my music, and post them here, I many use them for my fact sheet, which I am sending out...
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I hope to have this magazine/press packet/promotion deal wrapped up by New Year's.
So if any of you come up with memorable quotes describing my music, and post them here, I many use them for my fact sheet, which I am sending out...
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How do you feel when the two central loves of your life have both dumped you, and then you get word that they are both moving to Europe with their new girlfriends?
You feel like me, that's how.
Curi.
You feel like me, that's how.
Curi.
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itburns:
Damn that sucks. Cheer up: in 1998 I broke up with someone-to whom I was never engaged and with whom I never lived- and she sued me for palimony.
apexxx:
aww sorry babe. itll only make your heart stonger... happy xmas and merry new year
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thurmis:
it'd be worth converting for the jokes, and since i was catholic beforehand i can tell jokes about both religions [/seinfeld]
nightmares:
Nope it looks like the freaking weekend! Woohoo!!!! Have a good one!!! Or else....
~Nightmares~
Nope it looks like the freaking weekend! Woohoo!!!! Have a good one!!! Or else....
~Nightmares~
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thurmis:
i always thought wednesday was hot, i even became friends with a chick that looked like her in hopes of her falling madly in love with me, but instead she got knocked up and she's getting married to some asshole 
i was thinking of converting so i'd be better at math. and be able to say all those cool words.
i was thinking of converting so i'd be better at math. and be able to say all those cool words.
itburns:
you really have a thing for that damn elf.
Played your album for some friends today, expect at least 2 orders b/c I old them they would be stealing from you if I let them burn it.
Played your album for some friends today, expect at least 2 orders b/c I old them they would be stealing from you if I let them burn it.
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itburns:
Got the album today. You totally ROCK. Thanks for the autograph and the jaw breakers. You ROCK.
thurmis:
he was in a movie where he swore a lot, i forget what it was. wasn't he in Milk Money?
Sometimes there is a huge fucking rift in the time-space continuum, and a reality takes shape that wasn't supposed to take over in the first place. (If you've ever seen "Back to the Future," you know what I'm talking about.) And that is exactly what happened on Wednesday.
So now we are riding out this sub-reality waiting for things to morph back into how they...
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So now we are riding out this sub-reality waiting for things to morph back into how they...
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itburns:
I'm sending all of my energy your way to correct this problem.
I just spent all kinds of money on album promotion materials.
Don't let my hard-earned investments go to waste!
Get your damn hands on Curiosity - The Forced Magician now!www.curiosityvalentine.com, and tell me if you want me to unwrap it from the cellophane and sign it for you.
If you still can't make up your mind, go to mperia.com and read the interview...
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Don't let my hard-earned investments go to waste!
Get your damn hands on Curiosity - The Forced Magician now!www.curiosityvalentine.com, and tell me if you want me to unwrap it from the cellophane and sign it for you.
If you still can't make up your mind, go to mperia.com and read the interview...
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horus73:
I shall do a peice for you someday, when is the question? Yeah, I've been busy-looks like you have been to...
soulfly:
Sorry, I just got your mail. I used to be a big graphic novel fan, but for the past few years I have kinda neglected them, and have lost track of what is going on . 
I'm about to hibernate for the rest of the winter.
Curi.
Curi.
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soulfly:
Hey, don't go!!!!.
You need anybody to keep warm with??
You need anybody to keep warm with??
soulfly:
Only in the SG sense.
If you are interested in buying the NEW CURIOSITY ALBUM The Forced Magician, then you can go to curiosityvalentine.com and there is a big fat PayPal button on the main page.
Then I will ship it out posthaste!
Note: this is the mastered version. If you have the songs from Mperia then they are not mastered and do not sound as snappy.
GO GET THE...
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Then I will ship it out posthaste!
Note: this is the mastered version. If you have the songs from Mperia then they are not mastered and do not sound as snappy.
GO GET THE...
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vicedriver:
tempting indeed
next time i have the $$
i so will
promise
next time i have the $$
i so will
promise
antirock:
sweet.
i swear i'm on it, but i don't have a paypal account.
i'll find a way though, i swear.
i swear i'm on it, but i don't have a paypal account.
i'll find a way though, i swear.
The album is here. It came in large boxes today.
COME GET SOME!!!
Curi.
COME GET SOME!!!
Curi.
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itburns:
tell me when/where to buy and i'm there!!!
vicedriver:
donde?
yo quiero el album
saucy
yo quiero el album
saucy
i love venture bros.
i hope it was the very venture christmas episode.
cause i found it hilarious.
You're from Chicago and clearly love comics. I insist that we be friends.
Happy Holidays!!!