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YAY! I got to do my taxes today! ‪#‎sarcasm‬

A flat tax would make it a 10 minute process and I could file on a post card. Just sayin'.

You will need two things; a ghetto blaster and a gun. When zombies approach, throw down a beat. If the zombies begin to dance like Michael Jackson, you’re safe. If they keep coming like in The Walking Dead, use the gun to clear a path and run.

25 Signs Made Funnier By People

several good signs in there.

The "Does Game". Type the word Does into your favorite search engine and list the auto-complete results:
1) does P90X work
2) does the shake weight work
3) does anyone know
4) does he like me
5) does a root canal hurt
6) does buy and hold work

This idea came from a topic on the radio. I labeled it the Does Game, lets see...
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It doesn't instill confidence that I found an accounting error with my cell phone bill that the cell company can't explain. They are charging me the exact same tax three times for a plan that only has two lines. They can't explain why. I, the guy who is shitty with money, had to explain basic accounting to the manager so he could understand the problem....
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Thanks for the laughs Harold. :(

"you... you've earned it."

4 weeks ago we began moving into this house and we still don't have all our stuff. the extremely incompetent moving company said the move would take 2 days. LOL! They couldn't get it done in that time and only send one small truck once a week. Worse, we've been getting stuff that isn't ours which means our stuff wasn't stored separately from other client's...
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