As I was out running errands, I saw a delivery truck called spee dee delivery. The truck and logo reminded me of the Didee Wash truck when I was a kid. As I was getting some terry cloth cut (for cleaning leather jackets), I had an idea. I want to get some white diaper cloth, cut a bundle of squares and sell them for a...
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This is pretty much what it's like trying to talk to far too many of my coworkers.
rambo:
Thats amazing, congratulations!!!
cruorem_angelus:
Thank you. I'm gonna look totes adorbs in the white shirt, white hat,
white skirt and white shoes. 6" heels because it makes my butt look
good.
"you will move into a wonderful new home within a year."
I just signed a lease so I'm not going anywhere unless this place burns down. .... aw crap.
"An old wish will come true."
How old are we talking? Because I made some silly ones when I was a kid.
bookcouple:
Love it
If you want a good laugh, open a tab with THIS youtube video of a small robot doing MMA fight moves. Open a second tab with U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer. Play the song in the background and watch the robot. Funny stuff.
2 weeks of doing whatever the hell I want. Anyone that wants to meet me in central Wisconsin is welcome to join me.
cruorem_angelus:
Friend: "get that GoFundMe account going. You may need bail money!"ME: "I Shouldn't need bail money. There was a close call last night with the bus load of strippers but I talked us out of trouble. In an unrelated note, I'm now the ringmaster of Cirque du Effeuilleuse."
dariianity:
Lol
I've been voluntarily working 60-68 hour weeks since mid April. Last Friday, I decided an 8 hour shift was enough. I had 56 hours for the week when I went home. Today the managers gave me shit for leaving after 8 hours last Friday. WTF. Apparently they don't understand the word "voluntary."
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dariianity:
Why would you do that on the first place?
cruorem_angelus:
I was in nursing school until mid April. I had to drop my classes because they unexpectedly wanted more money than I had (after I paid tuition, they started billing me for "course fees"). We don't have enough staff at work so it was a perfect opportunity to bank extra money for school.
A writer on FB asked:
What if James Brown didn't feel good?
What if Journey stopped believing?
What if the devil never went down to Georgia?
keep it going....
What if Tom Petty did want you to do him like that?
What if Justin Timberlake could stop the feeling?
What if Madonna wasn't a material girl?
cruorem_angelus:
What if Foreigner didn't want to know what love is?
What is the new moon wasn't on Monday?
What if Billie Jean's kid was his son?
What if girls didn't want to have fun?
What if REM didn't lose their religion?
What if Meatloaf wouldn't do anything for love, but he would do that?
What if Kriss Kross didn't jump?
What if Right Said Fred wasn't too sexy?