*** 504 DAYS REMAIN ***
The boat show, the boat show,
The big Seattle boat show.......Dammit!! Stupid catchy commercial song...ARRRGGHHH!
NOBLE GAS CONTAINS IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE
SCRAMBLED GOD SURROUNDS MAN IN REVERSE
NOBLE GAS = NEON
MILKY GEMSOTNE = OPAL
IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE = APOL
GOD = DEITY
SCRAMBLED GOD = DYITE
MAN IN REVERSE = NAM
N APOL EON DY NAM ITE
Now don't...
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The boat show, the boat show,
The big Seattle boat show.......Dammit!! Stupid catchy commercial song...ARRRGGHHH!
NOBLE GAS CONTAINS IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE
SCRAMBLED GOD SURROUNDS MAN IN REVERSE
NOBLE GAS = NEON
MILKY GEMSOTNE = OPAL
IMPERFECT MILKY GEMSTONE = APOL
GOD = DEITY
SCRAMBLED GOD = DYITE
MAN IN REVERSE = NAM
N APOL EON DY NAM ITE
Now don't...
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luminaire:
I hate you.
waldo_____:
"proabably"? 
*** 507 DAYS REMAIN ***
People are so awful to each other. The other day, I was walking home from work and this guy on the corner (45th and the Ave -- big surprise) accosted me and was like, "Excuse me sir, are you a Christian?" I said no and kept walking. Then he screamed after me "Then you're going to hell! That's it!" I...
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People are so awful to each other. The other day, I was walking home from work and this guy on the corner (45th and the Ave -- big surprise) accosted me and was like, "Excuse me sir, are you a Christian?" I said no and kept walking. Then he screamed after me "Then you're going to hell! That's it!" I...
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imfrickincold:
craptacularly.
dangerousangel:
Hay
the crazy guy on 45th and Ave. yelled the samething at me, I didn't bother to respond seeing as how he's crazy and all. Have you seen him and the crazy guy with a top hat and bubbles debate yet, its funny (cause their both crazy heh heh)
the crazy guy on 45th and Ave. yelled the samething at me, I didn't bother to respond seeing as how he's crazy and all. Have you seen him and the crazy guy with a top hat and bubbles debate yet, its funny (cause their both crazy heh heh)
*** 509 DAYS REMAIN ***
That guy on the boards is out of control. If you don't know who I'm talking about, go dink around for a bit. I swear you'll enjoy yourself something fierce. As for me, here are my thoughts for the day -- keep your pennies:
- People should be nicer to each other.
- I fell in love tonight - twice...
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That guy on the boards is out of control. If you don't know who I'm talking about, go dink around for a bit. I swear you'll enjoy yourself something fierce. As for me, here are my thoughts for the day -- keep your pennies:
- People should be nicer to each other.
- I fell in love tonight - twice...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Look, I'm lazy. Why don't you just tell me.
it_thing_hard_on:
By the way I never thanked you for that totally awesome testimonial. I'll be sure to leave you one here just as soon as I settle on something suitably appropriate. 
cosyne:
Commence dinksmanship!
If you ever come into my home, remember:
You are a guest.
You do not live here.
You will not behave like an idiot.
You will respect my property.
Or you will leave.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
You are a guest.
You do not live here.
You will not behave like an idiot.
You will respect my property.
Or you will leave.
It's that simple.
Are we clear?
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mistersatan:
Nah, I'll just use my fistful of Zoka cards.
silverstreak:
Amen bruddah. Keep the idiots out of your home; they seem to be everywhere else. I got coffee this morning and some fool in the parking lot cleaned the McDonalds wrappers and cigarette butts out of his car... onto the parking lot.
The rude should be eaten.
The rude should be eaten.
Trivia night, fools! Do you have what it iakes to win forty coffee dollars?
A travel mug, perhaps?
A box of poo, maybe?
Scables?
A travel mug, perhaps?
A box of poo, maybe?
Scables?
britney:
Box of poo here I come!!!......... OK, not really.... But I'd be going for it if I was going! 
sydni:
I'm sick. i was going to work, but I'm contagious, and I'm stealing Trevallion from you!
bwahahahaa!
have fun tonight.
bwahahahaa!
have fun tonight.
.*** 513 DAYS REMAIN ***
After work -- must write trivia questions...
Here's the explanantion for the last puzzle:
DEFEND WITHOUT MESOPOTAMIAN ZIGGURAT ANIMAL EXHIBITIONS POTASSIUMS
DEFEND = GUARD
MESOPOTAMIAN ZIGGURAT = UR
GUARD without UR = GAD
ANIMAL EXHIBITIONS = ZOO
POTASSIUMS = KS (Use your periodic table, dummy)
GAD ZOO KS
Gadzooks
Play with me a win a trophy:
WEAR AWAY ENGRISH...
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After work -- must write trivia questions...
Here's the explanantion for the last puzzle:
DEFEND WITHOUT MESOPOTAMIAN ZIGGURAT ANIMAL EXHIBITIONS POTASSIUMS
DEFEND = GUARD
MESOPOTAMIAN ZIGGURAT = UR
GUARD without UR = GAD
ANIMAL EXHIBITIONS = ZOO
POTASSIUMS = KS (Use your periodic table, dummy)
GAD ZOO KS
Gadzooks
Play with me a win a trophy:
WEAR AWAY ENGRISH...
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ooomermaidooo:
Nope. cause you dont wanna be my friend.
Okay fine, just this once you can have another chance.
Okay fine, just this once you can have another chance.
aperfectsonnet:
It's fragrance. I fucking win again.
I did not cheat.
I did not cheat.
*** 515 DAYS REMAIN ***
Listen to this:
I'm selling my car. Right now, it costs me $50 a month just to let it sit in my garage.
Tomorrow, I will buy a coffee grinder for $20 and start making my own coffee at home instead of buying each day it at the cafe across the street. I get virtually unlimited coffee beans from work...
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Listen to this:
I'm selling my car. Right now, it costs me $50 a month just to let it sit in my garage.
Tomorrow, I will buy a coffee grinder for $20 and start making my own coffee at home instead of buying each day it at the cafe across the street. I get virtually unlimited coffee beans from work...
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scorpio_:
Thank you!!! You always have the best advice. Are we still on for Trivia? I'm game.
xmomx:
Good luck with the home coffee experiment. (I call it an "experiment" as that seems to be the way most people who attempt such exercizes refer to it afterwards.)
What kind of shitty grinder are you getting for $20? Or do you just burr grinders for less than wholesale thru work? (Don't tell me that you actually have a plan that involves purchasing a blade grinder! For shame!)
What kind of shitty grinder are you getting for $20? Or do you just burr grinders for less than wholesale thru work? (Don't tell me that you actually have a plan that involves purchasing a blade grinder! For shame!)
*** 516 DAYS STILL REMAIN ***
Isn't it odd how holidays can be even more breakneck than the daily grind? New Year's Eve found this gentleman bouncing around from place to place like a Tourette's-laden mongoose. With a jetpack.
Went to Charlie's. Had a Reuben. Good flavor overall, but the corned beef wasn't quite as lean as I like and while I prefer my sauerkraut...
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Isn't it odd how holidays can be even more breakneck than the daily grind? New Year's Eve found this gentleman bouncing around from place to place like a Tourette's-laden mongoose. With a jetpack.
Went to Charlie's. Had a Reuben. Good flavor overall, but the corned beef wasn't quite as lean as I like and while I prefer my sauerkraut...
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britney:
hehehe, food babies
The spot I was heading to on new years closed before 1:00 even rolled around!.... (pussies)......
Wish I could have been there for the spankings.... but alas, I was here....... Boo
The spot I was heading to on new years closed before 1:00 even rolled around!.... (pussies)......
Wish I could have been there for the spankings.... but alas, I was here....... Boo
aperfectsonnet:
I am so lame.
And yes, Michael Ian Black is way hot. He inspires me to masturbate pretty often.
Did you know that he was one of the possibilities for Craig Kilborn's replacement-and they chose someone else?
That made me yell ANGRY THINGS!
I napped today. I am proud of me. My brain might start to function properly again soon. Hope!
And yes, Michael Ian Black is way hot. He inspires me to masturbate pretty often.
Did you know that he was one of the possibilities for Craig Kilborn's replacement-and they chose someone else?
That made me yell ANGRY THINGS!
I napped today. I am proud of me. My brain might start to function properly again soon. Hope!
*** 516 DAYS REMAIN ***
Ok, you guys are goobers. I'll explain this one:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
ARBITRARY DEGREE = NTH
MACHINE GUN = UZI
MIXED UP SAM = ASM
NTH UZI ASM
Enthusiasm
Ready for another one, then?
Simple and topical to boot...
PHONY SUFFERING
There's substance coming soon...someday.
Ok, you guys are goobers. I'll explain this one:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
ARBITRARY DEGREE = NTH
MACHINE GUN = UZI
MIXED UP SAM = ASM
NTH UZI ASM
Enthusiasm
Ready for another one, then?
Simple and topical to boot...
PHONY SUFFERING
There's substance coming soon...someday.
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luminaire:
Owned. 
britney:
..........
Phony suffering = A ply for attention
When you say simple, do you mean simple as in hard, or simple as in impossible?
Phony suffering = A ply for attention
When you say simple, do you mean simple as in hard, or simple as in impossible?
*** 519 DAYS REMAIN ***
The early bird gets the worm:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
The early bird gets the worm:
ARBITRARY DEGREE MACHINE GUN MIXED UP SAM
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mrdeity:
Thanks for the holiday wishes and I am here until Jan 4. 
aperfectsonnet:
I don't think anyone's gonna get the puzzle.
*** 520 DAYS REMAIN ***
ABBREVIATED EAGLES' HOTEL BACKWARDS CELEBRITY
ABBREVIATED EAGLES' HOTEL BACKWARDS CELEBRITY
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britney:
he's a genious...............
calvins snowmen inspire me
calvins snowmen inspire me
imfrickincold:
i miss you cosyne. and i have a funny link for you, you should read it.... http://www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475
true confessions of a porn store clerk, but much of it relates to anyone hwo's had to deal in customer service or retail... lotsa love fo muh homie.
true confessions of a porn store clerk, but much of it relates to anyone hwo's had to deal in customer service or retail... lotsa love fo muh homie.