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trevallion:
I had a pair of boots that tried to sexually assault me in my sleep once.
mrpicme:
I HAVE TO SAY, THAT IS SOME FUNNY STUFF!
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chi:
yeah, but their website was too slow it discurraged me. smile Eastwood found someone for $180 per mo. for 6 months. Not bad.
fallfromgrace:
Sure, I have no problem with the workers. it's the [i[service I don't like.

I'm waiting for a package that was supposed to be priority 3-4 days. it was sent out on monday the 1st. Still not here, and I have no tracking or confirmation (because again, that's a feature their sucky service doesn't provide).

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We have this one obnoxious customer who comes into the store -- always he orders a double espresso -- and always he feels the need to make an utterly tasteless joke about whatever current events are in the news. Two days after the tsunami in Indonesia, this guy was ON IT. "I'm so happy about the tsunami because it wasn't...
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strongmad:
I'll second FallFromGrace in thanking you for the invite and nice welcome last night. I'll study up on my birds for next time!

And seriously, the "Alice in Wonderland" dude needs a chill pill. WTF?
trevallion:
Mario lost any cool with that stupid ass water shooting backpack.
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1) Take on Me is much higher a song than I remember.

2) Arrested Development is a very funny show.

3) I was very embarassed the other night when I found out that a word that I had been using all along to mean a sexual act was actually an ethnic slur. Whoops!

4) I've decided to sell goiters on...
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trevallion:
I pooped in a goldfish bowl.
imfrickincold:
i agree that it would be cool if i came to seattle, and i will force you to be my friend for as long as i see fit.
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Do you want to make a difference?
Then e-mail Paramount at:

homevideo@pde.paramount.com

Tell them that you want to see the animated series "Duckman" released on DVD.

You can do it! You can make a difference!

In unrelated news, my $5 Milena's pizza just got burned to a crisp. But I'm eating it anyway -- because I'm a HOBO.

I really...
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sydni:
there was something way better here....but it could potentially embarass too many people, so it's gone. It was good though, real good. tongue

[Edited on Jan 30, 2005 7:12PM]
scorpio_:
Hmmm....so, I see that there is a new trivia posted. Hmmm....I think I'm working. whatever But if I'm not, you can count me in!!!

kiss
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I now have three (3) days off IN A ROW. I haven't experienced this in well over a year (unless you count the time where I was unemployed -- but that was absolutely miserable).

Routine can be comforting, especially if you're working towards a goal -- but gosh darn if it isn't just a tad tiresome every now and then....
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luminaire:
Being drunk gives you huge bonuses to your piss skill.
luminaire:
Word.
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imfrickincold:
but you're so hot that it makes up for it. j/k. you're a lot more interesting than me....
imfrickincold:
at least you're in seattle though, seattle is so much better than here... i got really culture shocked a couple days ago driving over the entrance to the freeway here at rush hour, ugh, wanted to jump out of the car and scream...
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I am Yirgacheffe'd out right now! Whew! Coffee buzz!!!!! Ack!

I've got a three day weekend coming up. I intend to celebrate by seeing if I can drink an entire gallon of chocolate milk in an hour.

Then.....I'm going to take your mother out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!

BOG CATHEDRAL
mistersatan:
Fenchurch.
mrdeity:
Yep, I made it. Thanks for the well wishes. smile

A gallon of Chocolate milk? Pshaw! That's easy! biggrin
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Yeehaw! I made my first major milestone on the get-out-of-debt-quest! Under 500 days and counting....

c'mon youse guys!

SCRAMBLED DESERT MONSTER INSIDE DADDY 201
Hint: several locations available

DESERT MONSTER = GILA
SCRAMBLED GILA = AGLI
DADDY = PA
201 = CCI (Roman numerals)

P AGLI A CCI

You know? Seattle's shittiest pizza? Hello?
Speaking of pizza, you can get...
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it_thing_hard_on:
No, but I do actually have a zipper for a mouth.
imfrickincold:
well, ill still be there for two weeks in april, and if we don't hang out i will stalk you.
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AUTUMN SIPPING BEVERAGE TREACHERY COMPARATIVE BAD

AUTUMN = FALL
SIPPING BEVERAGE = TEA
TREACHERY = TAO
COMPARATIVE BAD = WORSE

Fawlty Towers

Incidentally, this show is NOT funny. Nothing against John Cleese (who IS funny), but damn does that show get old quick....

Anyway, play with this and you can be winner!

SCRAMBLED DESERT MONSTER INSIDE DADDY 201

Hint: several...
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rawb:
...hehe...Scrabble is my only claim to fame!
sydni:
dood, I think you've gone crazy with that one. tongue
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These people need to pay for their sins. Anyone who has watched TV or listened to the radio during the last few weeks knows exactly what I'm talking about. Never before have I craved deafness with such, er...umm.....cravings! The boat sh --- DAMMIT!!!!!

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unnethe:
Yup. Very true. Makes me want to resort to Satre cliches.
Don't worry I won't, don't want to sully your journal tongue

This is why I've got the translation info somewhere...very...safe. So safe I don't know where it is. Right now.

Yes, Grosse Pointe Blank is a fabulous movie. "Is it the job? Is it getting you down?"
aperfectsonnet:
Is it maybe Fawlty Towers?

I can't come up with a way to fill in one part of that-but I got close enough to that so it makes sense.