*** 344 DAYS REMAIN ***
My throat is killing me.
Well at least I don't have to yell out sixty questions tonight.....oh wait....
Well at least I didn't get called into work this afternoon...oh wait....
I need vitamins. And more magicite.
Here's a favor....if any hecklers try to call me on the pronunciation of archipelago tonight, will you kind SG folks do me a favor...
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My throat is killing me.
Well at least I don't have to yell out sixty questions tonight.....oh wait....
Well at least I didn't get called into work this afternoon...oh wait....
I need vitamins. And more magicite.
Here's a favor....if any hecklers try to call me on the pronunciation of archipelago tonight, will you kind SG folks do me a favor...
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*** 345 DAYS REMAIN ***
Who wants to hear a HIGHLY inappropriate joke?
I'm serious. This joke is in really poor taste. Don't read it if you are easily offended.
Who wants to hear a HIGHLY inappropriate joke?
I'm serious. This joke is in really poor taste. Don't read it if you are easily offended.
So about trivia night -- the boss lady says that...
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medusaq:
i'll try the getting-rid-of-things method, but i've gotten my shit down to a level where there's not much i could part with...my minimalization took place a few years ago & steadily afterward...
and hey, you never told me what you perceive has changed about me that surprises you so...i'm really curious about this...i have a hard time remembering how i came across to you back in the college daze...
also, if i lived anywhere near you i would most definitely come out to your trivia...i love trivia, but the only half-decent place to play such games got old a while ago & the crowd's no fucking fun...not that this helps you much, but...
and hey, you never told me what you perceive has changed about me that surprises you so...i'm really curious about this...i have a hard time remembering how i came across to you back in the college daze...
also, if i lived anywhere near you i would most definitely come out to your trivia...i love trivia, but the only half-decent place to play such games got old a while ago & the crowd's no fucking fun...not that this helps you much, but...
silverstreak:
I'm working on it. I told my folks we could go out to dinner any day except Thursday, and guess which day they picked? Yes, that's right. But we're going to end up staying an extra day, so hopefully they'll switch to next Tuesday. Trivia is the only other thing on my calendar this week.
And I'm not getting-rained-on homeless. I'm crashing with friends this week, and ebaying a bunch of crap I didn't have the heart to throw away.
And I'm not getting-rained-on homeless. I'm crashing with friends this week, and ebaying a bunch of crap I didn't have the heart to throw away.
*** 347 DAYS REMAIN ***
Some naked dude wants to be my friend. Finally, my membership here is starting to pay off!
Some naked dude wants to be my friend. Finally, my membership here is starting to pay off!
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owlgirl:
Can I be your friend? I promise I will only occasionally ask you questions like "Do they still have that sign on the bathroom in Twice Sold Tails on Broadway telling all the heroin addicts that if the shoot up in there the staff hopes they f***ing die?" and other random things, about the city where I used to live, ever so long ago, in 1999, in a studio apartment next to freeway park.
mrpicme:
When in Rome... EVERYBODY GET NAKED!!!! WOOOO HOOOOO!
*** 350 DAYS REMAIN ***
I think I may have met a girl that I actually like. I mean like, LIKE like (not the monsters from the Zelda games). Anyway, this is highly unusual, and I'm fairly certain that at any moment a meteor will fall on me...or her. That's called Murphy's Law, folks...and who was this Murphy guy, anyway? I hate his law, all...
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I think I may have met a girl that I actually like. I mean like, LIKE like (not the monsters from the Zelda games). Anyway, this is highly unusual, and I'm fairly certain that at any moment a meteor will fall on me...or her. That's called Murphy's Law, folks...and who was this Murphy guy, anyway? I hate his law, all...
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bluetrust:
re: IHOP is a kick ass place. It really rocks my socks.
For some reason our local IHOP is outstanding too. I've had really great waiters and waitresses there. On average though, IHOP's are quite the shithole.
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I've always wanted to moon a Denny's at nighttime.
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For some reason our local IHOP is outstanding too. I've had really great waiters and waitresses there. On average though, IHOP's are quite the shithole.
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I've always wanted to moon a Denny's at nighttime.
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lankakitten:
L.A. IHOPs are truly armpits, so why is ours so great? No matter.
I like that you like a girl
That's sweet.
As is Zelda.
I like that you like a girl
That's sweet.
As is Zelda.
*** 351 DAYS REMAIN ***
I'm off to dinner with the prettiest girl on earth. Wish me well!
PS: Ultros and TunnelArmr are fags.
I'm off to dinner with the prettiest girl on earth. Wish me well!
PS: Ultros and TunnelArmr are fags.
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fallfromgrace:
Thanks.
I'm really tempted to move to Seattle. however, I'd have to find a roommate or spend what, 1k on rent a month? and in Silverdale I'd be paying 200 a month for rent. I'd also have a 10/hour job there, 40 a week, and that's great for saving up the cash and buying a car (which I'm still planning on doing).
Finding a seattle roommate is a catch .22 or sorts too. I would love to move to seattle, but it seems too impossible right now.
I'm really tempted to move to Seattle. however, I'd have to find a roommate or spend what, 1k on rent a month? and in Silverdale I'd be paying 200 a month for rent. I'd also have a 10/hour job there, 40 a week, and that's great for saving up the cash and buying a car (which I'm still planning on doing).
Finding a seattle roommate is a catch .22 or sorts too. I would love to move to seattle, but it seems too impossible right now.
*** 352 DAYS REMAIN ***
I just ate an entire can of Lay's Stax in about three minutes. Strangely, I feel like I might puke.
I just ate an entire can of Lay's Stax in about three minutes. Strangely, I feel like I might puke.
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ricerx:
I don't think that's strange at all. serves you right greedy little piggy! The lease situation is fucked but I can't talk about it here because I type too slow and it would take me hours to explain. I'll tell you when I see you again.
jayden:
Are you thinking of Woodland Park? That's where it is.
*** 353 DAYS REMAIN ***
You guys are the best! The chuckles I had when I woke up this morning reading your deliciously vilifying comments definitely made the day go by a little easier.
In other news, I went to the Pita Pit after work tonight. The frat boy behind me in line asked the clerk:
What's a pita?
You guys are the best! The chuckles I had when I woke up this morning reading your deliciously vilifying comments definitely made the day go by a little easier.
In other news, I went to the Pita Pit after work tonight. The frat boy behind me in line asked the clerk:
What's a pita?
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rowan:
This makes me afraid for the future of our great (or not so great, depending on your views) country.
The other day I referred to one of my sister's friends as her minion, and my sister said:
(insert bewildered voice) "Min-onion???"
♥
xoxo
~Ro
The other day I referred to one of my sister's friends as her minion, and my sister said:
(insert bewildered voice) "Min-onion???"
xoxo
~Ro
strongmad:
Sorry about that. Did you at least see the answer to your question?
*goes to eat pita*
*goes to eat pita*
*** 354 DAYS REMAIN ***
I think that today might have been the worst shootdown I've ever suffered. There's nothing worse than asking a girl out for a drink, only to hear:
Actually, I have a crush on your co-worker.
I mean honesty is great and all, but damn....that sucked. It was kind of like Shakespeare because I actually made an aside, saying:
Well.....that...
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I think that today might have been the worst shootdown I've ever suffered. There's nothing worse than asking a girl out for a drink, only to hear:
Actually, I have a crush on your co-worker.
I mean honesty is great and all, but damn....that sucked. It was kind of like Shakespeare because I actually made an aside, saying:
Well.....that...
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fallfromgrace:
She was a no good meanie face.
I'm not a mean person by nature. Actually I am, just not on command. I keep those demons locked away from my friends and all but my worthiest of foes.
FF3 is great. The best part is the hit % calulator is broken, so worrying about increasing hit chance is moot. Magic hit chance though works.
Throw a phoenix down at the ghost train.
I'm not a mean person by nature. Actually I am, just not on command. I keep those demons locked away from my friends and all but my worthiest of foes.
FF3 is great. The best part is the hit % calulator is broken, so worrying about increasing hit chance is moot. Magic hit chance though works.
Throw a phoenix down at the ghost train.
luminaire:
Dude, you're trying for 100%, and as little experience as possible?
No wonder you can't get a date.
No wonder you can't get a date.
*** 355 DAYS REMAIN ***
I'm trying to beat Final Fantasy III gaining as few experience points as possible.
Take a number, laydeeeeezzzzzz.
I'm trying to beat Final Fantasy III gaining as few experience points as possible.
Take a number, laydeeeeezzzzzz.
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trevallion:
You should go for fewer number of steps. That's way harder.
strongmad:
I have to admit I am actually impressed by that. For someone with fetal alcohol syndrome, that's some serious ambition!
(Also, in your thrifty state, if you want to borrow any other FF's or other stuff, just let me know)
(Also, in your thrifty state, if you want to borrow any other FF's or other stuff, just let me know)
Hopefully the following story will be somewhat inspiring to someone out there:
I am having a good day. For those who have been following along, you know that I have embarked on an uber-aggressive debt-killing plan. I calculated, to the day, how long it would take me to be free from owing anyone any money. Well over the last 3 months, I've been sitcking to...
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I am having a good day. For those who have been following along, you know that I have embarked on an uber-aggressive debt-killing plan. I calculated, to the day, how long it would take me to be free from owing anyone any money. Well over the last 3 months, I've been sitcking to...
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silverstreak:
Ah, plasma. If you do it I hope you have better luck than I did. It's best to switch arms each time you go in, but all the veins in my right arm are microscopic.
The people on Crown Hill are cool, though. Especially once they realize you're smarter than the frat boys and white trash that go through there.
The people on Crown Hill are cool, though. Especially once they realize you're smarter than the frat boys and white trash that go through there.
mistersatan:
Yeah, it's a picture kinda day, apparently. Or else everyone's copying me because I'm that cool.
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sydni:
I still want candy though. 
kobi:
I think I missed somethin...????
I was walking to the 76 station earlier today to get a pastry.
Unfortunately, I re-enacted that scene in "Anchorman" where Ron Burgundy was walking around the office after scoring the date with Miss Corningstone.
Even more unfortunately, the hot goth girl from Petco was walking in the opposite direction toward me.
Even MORE unfortunately, she kinda caught me trying to amend said above situation....
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Unfortunately, I re-enacted that scene in "Anchorman" where Ron Burgundy was walking around the office after scoring the date with Miss Corningstone.
Even more unfortunately, the hot goth girl from Petco was walking in the opposite direction toward me.
Even MORE unfortunately, she kinda caught me trying to amend said above situation....
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luminaire:
Asshole.
unnethe:
I'm sure she was. I'm sure she was...
I'm finally getting back to you, thanks for your comment in my journal about your name - very good reason for it by the way
Your profile pic exhibits the most singularly lecherous grin I have ever had the luck of seeing. Whatever it is you're doing to achieve that, keep up the good work!
I'm finally getting back to you, thanks for your comment in my journal about your name - very good reason for it by the way

and just to warn you, i bought a parfait thing from you people last night, and it was made of the worst sour yogurt i have ever had. now i have all sorts of intestinal issues.
so don't eat them. otherwise you might have to run down to the construction site to use the porta-potty.