Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

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FRIDAY 2 JUNE 2006
That is the date I will be free.
542 DAYS REMAIN

and by the way....

ESCAPE DRILL KARATE OUTFIT LEG ELBOW

Here's a hint: It's fast
panacea:
thanks buddy!
samling:
hahhaha, sounds like me, love.

*hugs* i was doing ok, but then life interrupted and now i'm borrowing someone's minivan until my car is fixed.

*shudder* i hate them.

Sunday Dec 05, 2004

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Escape drill karate outfit leg elbow

Whatever could it mean?

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Got my sis Curb Your Enthusiasm season 1 for her birthday. YOU should watch that show because it is funny and uncomfortable -- kind of like a wedgie for your senses. Except that's it's a TV show and not underwear in your buttcrack.

My friend Sam saw me at trivia and was like, "YOu...
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baka_amerikanjin:
She used to have a clip from her song "Don't be afraid" that played automatically when you opened the music page. It went:

Don't beeeeeeeeeee a-fraid! followed by these synthesized Jaws chords.

The scariest thing is that there are certain people in L.A. who take her seriously.
panacea:
oh no

you can't survive on dick's and scones even if it were 3 meals a day. yuck

Saturday Dec 04, 2004

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Thanks again to all who made Trivia NIght 3 a rousing success! While not as packed as last time, we still had enough folks there to spark some bitchin' competition.

So the FIVE oceans are:
The Atlantic Ocean
The Pacific Ocean
The Indian Ocean
The Arctic Ocean
AND.....
The Southern Ocean
I shit you not -- google it.

So my puzzle here:

butt repair 2.718281828459045......
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panacea:
take the word weird and replace the r with a w and the d with a b.

you get weiwb.

doesn't that sound cute? but to make it a little extra cuter, add an "ie" to the end:

voila! weiwbie!!!!!
panacea:
for me it's:

n's for m's
b's for d's
w's for r's

plus i say things coach z style all the time you know like jorb. so i randomly throw "or" into the morddle of words too.

sormtormes it's just plain hord to tork.

Thursday Dec 02, 2004

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Here's a puzzle:

butt repair 2.718281828459045...... chowed

The first person to solve it gets 2 points.
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panacea:
Thanks!!
desdenova:
Apparently you are either a genius who created a code that is unbreakable by the patrons of a porn site, or you are a madman who threw together a string of characters and tried to convince the patrons of a porn site that they were a code.
I'm still deliberating.

Wednesday Dec 01, 2004

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It's December. Do you know what that means?

It means that I get to change razor blades! Sweet, sweet, new razor blade...how I've longed for your touch! I'll see you again in February...

Why are razor blades so gosh darn expensive anyway? They're not even easy to shoplift since a lot of places keep 'em locked up behind the customer service counter. Maybe it's time...
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imfrickincold:
I arrive at 5:10 am, leave at 6:50. i could probably make it through security, when i was there in may it only took like 15 min. but it's close to the holidays so i don't know how bad that makes it. oh well, can sure as hell try smile
trevallion:
3 months for a razor? I usually use them till they get dull. Which is about two weeks. I envy your gentle face.

Tuesday Nov 30, 2004

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Sick sick sick sick sick. Anyone who brings me soup gets a free copy of Freedom Fighters for PS2.
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silverstreak:
I'd be happy to bring you soup, but you can keep the game. I'm an Xbox household smile
imfrickincold:
but if i work for the airlines you can bet your sweet ass ill be flying all over the place. if im a flight attendant id be based in seattle. woo hoo.

Tuesday Nov 30, 2004

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Mmmmm.......Dick's Deluxe.....BURP!!!
panacea:
i can fake anime okay. but besides that my cartoon-ish type stuff really sucks
mrdeity:
Well, if all the cool kids are doin' it...I'll be there! smile

Monday Nov 29, 2004

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Well right after I got that scathing rant out of my system I caught a nasty cold. As fate would have it, I had to work the next day and every was ordering big ol' nonfat whoosewhatsis vanilla bullturdeat. Fortunately, the cold progressed to the point where I was coughing uncontrollably, so I got to stay home today and play Paper Mario until my eyes...
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mistersatan:
I and my Flowbee will be right over.
trevallion:
6th and Marion.

Friday Nov 26, 2004

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Ah...it's Friday! Thanksgiving came and went -- I went to my friend Sam's (different Sam) house and had much drink and food. I'd never had fried turkey before -- six words -- GODDAMN! That's not really six words at all. Anyway, played some Set, played some Risk, met a girl that I fell desperately in love with but lives in California so I promptly fell...
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luminaire:
Holy shit dude.
it_thing_hard_on:
Oh can it, coffee nazi.

And why would the starving people of Ethiopia want coffee dregs. We pay them thrity-two cents on the dollar to harvest that shit for us.

Tuesday Nov 23, 2004

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So after a six week hiatus, my boss that it would be safe to pair me up once again with my asinine co-worker that some of you may remember hearing about.

It wasn't safe.

Will someone please come in tomorrow night and do the following:

a) order a drink
b) take a sip
c) throw it in his face while saying, "This tastes like shit,...
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luminaire:
Booya.
panacea:
B1. I general, do you think that women are hornier than men? Because I don't think that's possible...

no, I don't think women in general are hornier than men.

B2. Where was the best cup of coffee you've ever had?

i'm not sure. i don't drink a ton of coffee. beth's cafe is probably where i've had the most amount of coffee in one sitting. and i had to pee a ton after.

B3. Are you gonna make it out for trivia night one of these days?

what/where/when is trivia night? i bet it's in the SGseattle board, eh? i'll check on it. maybe i shall make it up for that. i live a million miles away. but i'm going to seattle this weekend. i mean, tomorrow.

How was your Thanksgiving?

it was good. i went to oregon where fam lives. ate tons of food, bla bla bla. my dog tried to eat my aunt and uncle's dog who is twice her size. and then we put her outside. and then she ate the other dog's food. so we put her in the car. but then we couldn't find her and she wouldn't come when we called because she's deaf, but we found her eating the turkey roaster/pan thing on the back porch. she's such a pig.


how was your thanksgiving?!

xoxo smile

Sunday Nov 21, 2004

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I just went to Chipotle on the Ave for a delicious shredded beef burrito.

I found a $20 bill on the floor by the counter.

Did I keep it? Yes. Yes I did.

I made money by going out for lunch. I'm the happiest boy on earth.
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panacea:
oh. and me and the friend i was with decided they probably weren't frat boys cuz they were sitting in a really shitty area and they should've been in the student section or something. we decided they just did a 1 year tech program at south seattle community college because they couldn't get into UW.

so tacky.

xoxo
pan-pan
sydni:
Why whiplash? the journal entry and the pics are totally in line with eachother....hehe wink
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