colinism

I need to work on some things, my ability to fuck up knows no bounds.

Hopefully tomorrow I'll feel better when I wake up and I will delete this.

Nope, woke up still feel like crap.

Apparently I should come with a warning label.

It should read danger prolonged exposure to Colin may produce the following side effects.

Increase in sexual prowess, Super strength, Minor to moderate invulnerability to nonmagical weapons, Loss of taste or smell, Nausea, Loss of appetite, Bloating, Irritability, Minor skin rash, Inflamation, Nightmares, Fear, Paranoia, Moderate bleeding from the eyes, Tasha's uncontrollable hideous laughter, Spontaneous human combustion,...
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You know the weird dreams I had the last few days. My Cassandras gift of prophetic doom has once again gotten me. I broke one of my back teeth today on a damn sweet tart. I heard a pop in my mouth and spit out a piece of tooth the size of Lincolns head on a penny.

With any luck it won't cost too much...
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Ok so sunday I dreamed I was in an infant care ward trying to protect a baby in an incubator from ghosts that wanted it dead. Suffice to say I failed. Then last night I dreamed the house I lived in was sold and I had to move out almost immediately. Odd vivid dreams usually mean that something is wrong and now I just need...
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You know it would be really REALLY nice if I did not keep getting hit with stupid unnecessary expenses. I mean come on it's like I am bleeding my bank account dry with nothing to show for it. Fucking 125 dollar towing fee, it's damn robbery is what it is. An awesome evening completely fucked up by my car being towed....

Words of wisdom from the great one.

The following Colinism's were actually used in conversation last night.

If you don't shut up I'm gonna glaze the back of your throat like a doughnut.

Dude plow her like an Israeli tank through a Palestinian village.

If you don't stop kicking me in the ass I'm gonna pound you in yours...... and I don't mean with my...
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I'm a moron I was trying to get gas and the pump was off well the gas station was closed so I drove off to go to the next one........ Well I forgot to take the pump out of my gas tank and luckily they have those break away things on them now for when morons like me drive off. HOWEVER!!!!!!!!! the tube swung around...
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Hey all look I hate to keep making posts of stupid shit but whats in the past is past so no more Emo shit next time I get all Emo just fucking hit me Lulu, Hyper, Calina I am sure one or all of you would love to work me over with a bat or a golf club or whatever you girls use these days....
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I quit SGATL for now I'll delete later if needed but there is no fun in it for me anymore I am tired of everything I do pissing people off no matter what I say or do so I just won't do anything.

Threw out the Emo pills this morning. Thanks Hyper.

Long story short, alot of shit is really bugging me, I don't feel like myself, I wonder if it's time to move on again and start over fresh.