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Age: ____________________
Phone: (____) ____________(PM me
) Occupation: ____________________
Height______
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________
Sexual Orientation: __________
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phoenixgirl:
are you playing around, or are you serious?
deny:
Girl... You're a trip!! 
I have a confession to make:
I may be a large woman, but there is not enough of me to go around! I do have a 3 year old son, Named Barley- and he is the love of my life. I try to make sure I home schoo him for at least 2 hours a day, and we go on 'feild trips' (ie something HE...
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I may be a large woman, but there is not enough of me to go around! I do have a 3 year old son, Named Barley- and he is the love of my life. I try to make sure I home schoo him for at least 2 hours a day, and we go on 'feild trips' (ie something HE...
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rodan:
Awww - not necessary but thanks!
I've learned that it's often (but not always
) OK to wait for the right time for both people - altho sometimes you just gotta dive in and go for it of course!
I've learned that it's often (but not always
) OK to wait for the right time for both people - altho sometimes you just gotta dive in and go for it of course!
sibby:
When someone is as popular as you are pirate, you are going to get alot of ims and people trying to talk to you... If someone wishes to talk to you they will do it, if not then they won't anyone who gets upset cause they don't get a reply...then they should not get pissy....BUT by the same token....someone should not always show they are off line if they want to talk......that confuses us who don't know your day plan......so if they im you they don't even know if you are signed on or not.......but that is just how I see it......
Interesting... I always get e-mails from dudes who feel like they have to tell me they are into 'big' girls. I like my women larger/meaty/curvy, ect. as if they have to explain why they are attracted to me. This kind of drives me crazy, becuase I dont like 'black' men. I am not going to send someone a PM that says- "hey I like you...
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doc_brietz:
most of the girls i find attractive just so happen to be curvy or big. i cant help it. its just what looks hot. as for you, your just cute...i dont even see your size...i just see pretty.
your smile and eyes are to freaking die for. you have a great personality and a nice butt...whats not to like? i tell my boys how i like my women, but i tell my women how lovely they are. i dont think i have honestly ever said to a girl what these people say to you in emails. i have had to reassure girls with low self esteem..who usually ask "do you really like me? am i pretty?" etc. i just say, "i like what i see, but i like who i know better". seems to work out fine. i guess i tend to model potential mates after my momma, my first love
have a good day
your smile and eyes are to freaking die for. you have a great personality and a nice butt...whats not to like? i tell my boys how i like my women, but i tell my women how lovely they are. i dont think i have honestly ever said to a girl what these people say to you in emails. i have had to reassure girls with low self esteem..who usually ask "do you really like me? am i pretty?" etc. i just say, "i like what i see, but i like who i know better". seems to work out fine. i guess i tend to model potential mates after my momma, my first love
have a good day
lostjohny:
that's the funniest damned blog i've read in a while. you should do stand up. i personally think that "skinny" women, or "fit" women are a bit narcisitic. but that's me and i'm nuckin' futs.
TIME ESSAYS
I love to read. Books are hard for me to find the time to commit to- and also hard on my ADD. I have around 5 books I am in the middle of reading.
They are:
"The Book of Mormon Made Easier: Gospel Studies Series Volume Four" (yes I am reading this for fun)
"Love and Logic Magic for early Childhood": Jim and...
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I love to read. Books are hard for me to find the time to commit to- and also hard on my ADD. I have around 5 books I am in the middle of reading.
They are:
"The Book of Mormon Made Easier: Gospel Studies Series Volume Four" (yes I am reading this for fun)
"Love and Logic Magic for early Childhood": Jim and...
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prophetnoise:
Right on!
doc_brietz:
ill agree with aiku, history is a need to know type if info and always very interesting. i myself like stuff dealing with civ's and wars...old cultures and customs are cool in thier own way. having seen afghanistan and iraq close up, ill say its a good experiance to travel. just not while getting shot at like i did...stick to a library you all.
Ok so some things:
I like gay porn. Its weird, but I think thata man who can get another man to suck his penis is 10 times the man who would call that guy a fag. I like macho guys. So sue me.
I want to shoot a set. Like a really good set. And if it turns out good I want to fool myself...
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I like gay porn. Its weird, but I think thata man who can get another man to suck his penis is 10 times the man who would call that guy a fag. I like macho guys. So sue me.
I want to shoot a set. Like a really good set. And if it turns out good I want to fool myself...
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merritt:
I like the new pic!
Oh, and I'd totally make some gay porn for you, but only on two conditions...
1. It was with this man:
2. Actually, that's my only condition.
Oh, and I'd totally make some gay porn for you, but only on two conditions...
1. It was with this man:
2. Actually, that's my only condition.
climac:
i agree with everything that Cassy said LOL
and i love, love, love your new profile pic darling
and we love you as you are ... you are the hottest damn pirate on this site...arg,
and i love, love, love your new profile pic darling
and we love you as you are ... you are the hottest damn pirate on this site...arg,
I like donuts.
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brucewayne:
Thanks for the welcome back beautiful, and yes donuts are delicious
jay_blank:
I was your first friend? no way!
I need a sash that reads "Pirate Hooker's First Friend on SG"!
I need a sash that reads "Pirate Hooker's First Friend on SG"!
I think I havebeen BLOCKED!!
WHAT THE HELL!?!
OMG
BLOCKED?
ME!?!
...Its because I am fat, isnt it?
who blocks me from their suside girls profile?? Seriously....
::grumbles::
WHAT THE HELL!?!
OMG
BLOCKED?
ME!?!
...Its because I am fat, isnt it?
who blocks me from their suside girls profile?? Seriously....
::grumbles::
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mariposa:
I would never block you my dear.
Its funny because I dont want to find attractive men. I want a woman. The guy I'm with right now is the first guy I've ever been serious with. Before him I was exclusive with ladies.
That dream sounds SO fucking nice. And sweet. Better than sex really. I like it. I wish I dreamt it with you. We should get together when you come back to town...!
Its funny because I dont want to find attractive men. I want a woman. The guy I'm with right now is the first guy I've ever been serious with. Before him I was exclusive with ladies.
That dream sounds SO fucking nice. And sweet. Better than sex really. I like it. I wish I dreamt it with you. We should get together when you come back to town...!
bashster:
ha ha you must have done something naughty i got a email and a message from the mods for calling boy george a lucky shitstabber when he was found with all that cocaineThey said i was homophobic which face it the fought of someone like say elton john sticking his wotitdoos up my botty is enough for me to be a ickle scared.
ps
i love your pirate keyboard it rules
ps
i love your pirate keyboard it rules
What A Shitbag
I knew it. I knew I should have known better. I am so stupid, its retarded. Hector was supposed to be here Thursday. So I told Barley Thursday. Then Hector said Sunday, so I told Barley Sunday. He pushed it back so he could go on a road trip with his best friends sister. He was going to drive from Kentucky to...
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I knew it. I knew I should have known better. I am so stupid, its retarded. Hector was supposed to be here Thursday. So I told Barley Thursday. Then Hector said Sunday, so I told Barley Sunday. He pushed it back so he could go on a road trip with his best friends sister. He was going to drive from Kentucky to...
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popartwarhol420:
aw im sorry. <3
flusha:
He's an ass. I would swim through a river of snot to see my little angel.
You'll just have to give Barley some extra cuddles yourself.
You'll just have to give Barley some extra cuddles yourself.
You run your fingers through my hair and kiss my lips softly. I love how your lips feel on mine. Your kisses get me slightly excited and I only hope that you will do more.
You wrap your arms around me and pull me closer to you. This time your kiss is more forceful and you lightly lick my lips with your tongue. I open...
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You wrap your arms around me and pull me closer to you. This time your kiss is more forceful and you lightly lick my lips with your tongue. I open...
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lowlife:
jesus :S
merritt:
Oh my wow! 
I am getting my nipples repeirced tonight. I want to. I dont know how this will effect the sex I am going tohave this weekend- but I am a tough cookie.
I bought unflavored yogurt for the first time today. It mildly reminds me of semen.
I went to the doc and they told me off for not having a pap smear in like... I...
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I bought unflavored yogurt for the first time today. It mildly reminds me of semen.
I went to the doc and they told me off for not having a pap smear in like... I...
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phoenixgirl:
you will be saying ouch a lot......I don't have a webcam either, i don't need it.
sibby:
the only reason u need a cam is to get naked on....or if u have family that can't remember what u look like.....but that being said, I like the way u look and like it...so u can use cam all u want
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bashster:
I DID ENJOY READING THAT ONE FUCKIN WICKED ICKLE JOURNAL CONGRATS YOU CHEERED ME UP
AVAST ME HEARTIES!!
AVAST ME HEARTIES!!
onie:
glad you liked my set.. thanks for checking it out!
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lostjohny:
no coffee for her.....
huntersmencken:
Mormons? Yeah, I like 'em, but it depends how they're cooked. *ducks*